Tuesday, February 9, 2016

February 2, 2016 - Hamilton



Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Lisa's Wedding, New Kid On The Block, The PTA Disbands
Round Theme: Guest Starts
Winner: The Southern Dandies

1. The Southern Dandies (tie breaker)                    40.5
2. Compuglobalhypermeganet                               40.5
3. Max Powers                                                     39.5
4. Here Come the Pretzels                                    39
5. You're Older, Balder, Fatter Trivia Team             38.5
6. Not Once, Not Twice, But Thrice!                       37
7. Look Who's Oinking                                          36.5
8. Woozle Wuzzle                                                36
9. The Bonerland Medical Association                    34.5
10. You Don't Win Friends With Salad                    34
11. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention             31
12. Lisa Needs Braces                                          30.5
13. The Hellfish                                                    29
14. A Canadian Team Who Say They Are Deathly   27
     Afraid of Scorpions
15. I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing               26.5
16. The Honour Rollers                                          25.5
17. Blue-Haired Goons                                           25
18. Skittlebrau                                                      24.5
19. Don't Call Me Mr. Scorpion                               23
20. KBBL                                                             14.5
21. B-Sharps                                                        13.5
22. Santa's Little Helpers                                        8



February 8, 2016 - Ottawa



Location: Grace O'Malley's
Episodes: You Only Move Twice, Simpson and Delilah
Categories: Homer, Birthdays, Bart
Winner - 3 way tie! Can I Borrow a Team Name?, Shelbyville Shelbyvillians, Uosdwis R Dewoh


1 Can I Borrow a Team Name? 50.0
1 Shelbyville Shelbyvillians 50.0
1 Uosdwis R Dewoh 50.0
2 Puma Pride 48.5
3 Our Team is also named Bort 35.0
4 Dr Nick Triviera 32.0
5 Gummy DiMilos, The  26.5
5 Iron Helps Us Play 26.5
6 742 Evergreen Terrace 21.0
7 In Stupid Flanders' Fields 18.0

Friday, February 5, 2016

January 28, 2016 - Detroit



Location: The Park Bar
Episodes: "Sunday Cruddy Sunday", "Mayored to the Mob", and "The Springfield Files"
Categories: Bart, Movies
Winners: Born to Runner Up


1. Born to Runner Up, 41 pts
2. Portrait of an Ass-Grabber, 37 pts
3. Uosdwis r Jewoh, 32.5 pts
4. Perfectly Cromulent, 13.5 pts
5. Stonecutters, 12.5 pts

Sunday, January 31, 2016

January 29, 2016 - Ottawa
















Location: Grace O'Malley's
Episodes: Cape Feare
Categories: Chief Wiggum, The Front, Bart
Winner: Springfield Isotopes



1 Springfield Isotopes 50.5
2 We Voted for Kodos 49.5
3 Flanders' Flock 44.0
4 They Found Us on the Mensroom Floor 41.0
5 The Dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you 38.5
6 The Egg Council Creeps 34.5
7 A Mathematician, Another Mathematician and a Statistician 34.0
7 We No Function Beer Well Without 34.0
8 Christmas Ape Goes To Trivia Camp 29.0
9 The Duffs 17.0
10 Malibu Stacy and the Smithereens 16.0

Sunday, January 24, 2016

January 20, 2016 - Ottawa



Location: Hooley's Pub
Episodes: Last Exit to Springfield, Mr Plow
Categories: Lisa, According to..., Reverend Lovejoy
Winner: The Mighty Pigs, Cesspool *on* the Potomac

1 Cesspool *On* the Potomac 44.5
1 The Mighty Pigs 44.5
2 Can I Borrow a Team Name? 40.5
3 Itchy and Scratchy 39.5
4 "You may remember me from…" 37.0
5 Shelbyville Shelbyvillians 36.5
6 Hurricane Neddy 32.0
7 A Few Jewish Cowboys 30.0
8 Handsome Homer + 4 29.5
9 Land on Lenny 29.0
10 She's the Fastest 27.5
11 Blinky's Buds 27.0
11 Compu-global-hyper-mega-net 27.0
12 Bovine University (fmr Table 5) 26.5
12 The Non-Giving-Up Trivia Guys 26.5
13 Flaming Homer 26.0
14 The Clown College 24.5
15 This Year I'm Giving Her English Muffins 24.0
16 The Be Sharps 17.0
16 The Moe Szyslak Experience ft. Homer 17.0
17 THRILLHO 15.0

Friday, January 22, 2016

January 18, 2016 - Vancouver


Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Homer Badman, Bart Sells His Soul, Lisa The Iconoclast
Categories: Reverend Lovejoy, Religion
Winner: The Little Rory Calhouns

1The Little Rory Calhouns 44.5 pts
2. What this team needs is a name that's witty at first but seems less and less funny each you hear it 40 pts
3. Hey buddy, you gotta slow your car down and let this team in, because We’re a big fat team and we can't go anywhere! Because there could be some poison gas, I mean there's REALLY going to be poison gas, and everybody's going to be dead, especially us! 38 pts
4. Hoju 36.5 pts
5. In the area under "do not write team name here", he wrote "okay". 36.5 pts
6. You are watching Fox 34.5 pts
7. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face 33 pts
8. Forget about the trivia, when do we get the freakin' guns?! 33 pts
9. Selma Bouvier Terwilliger-Hutz-Mcclure 32.5 pts
10. This team has a lot of history. Buddy Holly came to us in 1958 and said "there is no way in hell that I want to play for this dump." 31.5 pts
11. I am tired of these jokes about my giant team name. Thr first such incidence occurred in 1956… 29.5 
pts
12. Top Hat Entertainment 29.5 pts
13. Watch out Itchy! He's Irish! 28.5 pts
14. Three loins in the fountain 27 pts
15. Lenny and the Jets 26.5 pts
16. The Killing Team…*gasp*…don't let the name throw you Jimmy, they're not really a team 26.5 pts
17. Go banana! 24 pts
18. The suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked 24 pts
19. Quizly bare underwear 22.5 pts
20. Enjoy your death traps, ladies! 19 pts
21. Purple Monkey Dishwasher 17.5 pts
22. The Wildcats 16 pts
23. We eat dog food until our tears taste like dog food 14 pts
24. Flancrest enterprises 14 pts
25. The good guys at sports 13 pts
26. Sex Cauldron 12 pts
27. The Irregular Oreos 10 pts
28. Spiderpigs 8.5 
pts

Monday, January 18, 2016

January 18, 2016 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Marge Simpson, Movies
Episodes: The Springfield Connection, Marge on the Lam, Marge in Chains
Winners: An Escaped Mental Patient Tampered with this Answer Sheet

1. An Escaped Mental Patient Tampered with this Answer Sheet, 48 pts
2. How Many People at Simpsons Trivia are Thinking of Killing Neil Right Now?, 46 pts
3. Neil A: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber, 44.5 pts
3. ...And the Team Was Cast into the Fiery Cauldron of Hell! The Searing Heat, the Scalding Rivers of Molten Sulfur!, 44.5 pts
5. They Should Call This Team Johnny Deformed, 41 pts
6. Habitat for Huge Simpsons Trivia Teams, 40 pts
7. This Trivia Night is a Part of Us All, A Part of Us All, A Part of Us All, 39 pts
7. Armin Tamzarian's Reign of Terror, 39 pts
9. Stupid Teams Need the Most Attention!, 38.5 pts
10. One of Neil Arsenty's Ether-Induced Hallucinations, 38 pts
11. Simpsons Trivia Rule 26: Every Team Must Win First Place At Least Once, Regardless of Gross Incompetence, Obesity, or Rank Odor, 36.5 pts
12. Come on, Neil. We're a Team! It's Uter-us, Not Uter-YOU!, 36 pts
12. Hey, Ansel Arsenty, Let's Go! Take the Team Photos!, 36 pts
14. Is Your Team Wearing a Tie to Impress Neil? Do You Think He Noticed?, 34.5 pts
15. Can I Borrow a Feeling?, 33.5 pts
15. Senor Beaverotti and the Wall E. Weasels, 33.5 pts
17. Sex Cauldron?!, 33 pts
18. Lies Make Baby Jesus Cry, 33 pts
19. Who Won? The LOSERS? No, They Lost, 31 pts
19. The Bowie Sharps, 31 pts
21. Hack the Bone! HACK THE BONE!!, 28.5 pts
22. Ol' Grimey, 27.5 pts
23. The Premium Dudes, 27 pts
24. We Order Our Steaks Through the New Yorker, 25.5 pts
24. 49 Staters, 25.5 pts
24. Team Gorgeous/Team Presentable/Team Gruesome/Team Moe, 25.5 pts
27. Hey Buddy, You Gotta Slow Your Car Down and Let Me In Because I'm a Big Fat Guy and I Can't  Go Anywhere Because There Could Be Some Poison Gas, I Mean There's Really Going to Be Some Poison Gas and Everybody's Going to Be Dead, Especially Me!, 24 pts
28. Purple Monkey Dishwashers, 23.5 pts
29. The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down, 22.5 pts
30. Immigants, I Knew It was Them, 22 pts
31. Roads Closed, Pipes Frozen, Albinos and Trivia Answers… Virtually Invisible!, 21 pts
32. It's Pronounced "Nucular," 14.5 pts
33. Listen Ladies, 13.5 pts
34. Pray for Mojo, 11.5 pts
35. Pinchy Would've Wanted it This Way, 10.5 pts
36. Banana House, 7 pts
37. Percy Dovetonsils III, 5 pts