Wednesday, October 29, 2014

October 8, 2014 - Toronto


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror IV, Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror II
Categories: Kang & Kodos, Treehouse of Horror
Winner: We Made Serak The Food Preparer Cry

Final Standings:
1. We Made Serak The Food Preparer Cry, 45 pts.
2. Ahhh… Fresh Victims For My Ever Growing Team of the Undead. "Sir, You Have to Let Go of the Button" "Well, Son of a B--", 42 pts
2. The Nelsons feat. Andy Williams, 42 pts
4. Sex Cauldron, 40 pts
4. We Ourselves Were Once Presidents of Algeria, 40 pts
6. The Rand Corporation, in Conjunction With the Saucer People, Under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires, 39.5 pts
7. The Starting Line-Up of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 38 pts
8. Trivia Involves Being a Bit Underhanded, a Bit Devious, a Bit -- as the French Say -- Bartesque, 37 pts
8. If This Team Could Turn Back the Clock on Their Mother's Stair Pushing, They Would Certainly Reconsider It, 37 pts
8. The Horrors Of An Unfresh Bowl, 37 pts
11. Chicken Necks, 36.5 pts
11. Did Anyone See The Movie TRON?, 36.5 pts
13. A Mountain of Sugar is Too Much for One Team. It's Clear Now Why God Portions them Out in Those Tiny Packets and Lives on a Plantation in Hawaii, 36 pts
13. The Gremlins On The Side Of The Bar, 36 pts
15. We're the Stupid Morons with Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like to Kiss Our Own Butts, 35.5 pts
16. Nude Conspiracy, 34.5 pts
16. Please Don't Tell Anyone How We Live, 34.5 pts
18. The Team That Stayed Up All Night Eating Cheese, 34 pts
19. The Speed Holes, 33.5 pts
19. We're a Family Team. A Happy Family. Maybe Single People Play Trivia. We Don't Know. Frankly, We Don't Want To Know. That's One Market We Can Do Without, 33.5 pts
21. The Team Name That Is So Scary, You'll Wet Your Pants… Too Late, 33 pts
22. I'm Sorry If You Heard Disneyland, But I Distinctly Said Simpsons Trivia Night, 32.5 pts
22. We Can Tell the Difference Between Butter and "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", 32.5 pts
24. Woozle Wazzle, 32 pts
25. There's A Team Name Behind That Rock, 31.5 pts
25. Super Friends Deluxe, 31.5 pts
25. Zombie Flanders, 31.5 pts
28. The Erotic Adventures Of S, 30 pts
28. Team Abortions for Some… Miniature American Flags For Others!, 30 pts
28. Let Arby's Worry About It, 30 pts
28. The Blunchblacks Of Blotre Blame, 30 pts
32. The B. O'Problems, 29.5 pts
33. The Sweet Sweet Cans, 29 pts
33. To Pronounce it Correctly, I'd Have To Rip Out Your Tongue, 29 pts
35. The Law Talkin' Guys, 27.5 pts
36. Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds, 27 pts
36. Abortions For All, 27 pts
36. The Joy Of Cooking Milhouse, 27 pts
36. Mules With Spinning Wheels, 27 pts
36. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, 27 pts
41. No Homers, 26.5 pts
41. This Team Name Contains Potassium Benzoate, 26.5 pts
41. The Free Frogurts, 26.5 pts
44. Is This Team Too Late For the 4:30 Autogyro?, 26 pts
44. This Team No Function Beer Well Without, 26 pts
46. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Dropouts, 25.5 pts
47. Skittlebrau, 25 pts
48. The Free Range Children, 24.5 pts
49. K-W-Y-J-I-B-Os (22 points), 23 pts
50. Man Alive… There Are Men Alive In Here, 22.5 pts
51. Too Crazy for Trivia Town, Too Much Trivia for Crazy Town!, 22 pts
52. "Do Not Touch Willie" - Good Advice, 21.5 pts
53. We're Not A State, We're A Monster, 21 pts
54. Armin's Frozen Peas, 20.5 pts
54. I've Got a Feeling Uter's Around Here Somewhere. After All, Isn't There a Lot of Uter in all of Us? In Fact, You Might Say We Just Ate Uter and He's In Our Stomachs Right Now. Wait… Scratch That Part, 20.5 pts
56. Careful! They're Ruffled!, 20 pts
57. The Joey Joe Joes, 19.5 pts
57. I'm Idaho, 19.5 pts
59. Forwards, Not Backwards! Upwards, Not Forwards! And Always Twirling, Twirling, Twirling Towards First Place!, 17 pts
60. The Malibu Stacies, 14.5 pts
61. Only THIS Team May Dance, 13.5 pts
61. George Cauldron & Jack Ladle, 13.5 pts
63. Duff Beer Boys, 12 pts
64. The Dogs With Bees in Their Mouths (and When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You), 12 pts
64. Born To Runner-Up, 12 pts
66. Knock it Off With The Quotes Already. Please Guys. Babies Love Balls, But Stop Adding More Balls. (The Balls are a Metaphor), 10.5 pts
67. Cool, Twice The Pet And None Of The Mess, 9 pts
68. Linguo? Dead?, 6 pts

October 27, 2014 - Vancouver


Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Cape Feare, Treehouse of Horror V, Treehouse of Horror IV
Categories: Sideshow Bob, Treehouse of Horror
Winner: People Who Look Like Things

Final Standings:
1. People Who Looks Like Things 41 pts
2. The Flying Hellfish 38.5 pts
3. Sex Cauldron 37.5 pts
4. The First non-brazilian people to travel backwards through time 37.5 pts
5. The Trivia Team Contains Potassium Benzoate 36.5 pts
6. The Withstandinators 36.5 pts
7. Jury of the Damned 34 pts
8. John Smith - 1882 (My Mistake) 33.5 pts
9. Uterbrauten 33 pts
10. The Denver Broncos 32.5 pts
11. The Sloppy Jimbos 32 pts
12. It's like, has anyone seen the movie Tron? 31 pts
13. Excuse me, our team is also named Bort 30 pts
14. Goons, Hired Goons 30 pts
15. Idaho 29 pts
16. Potassium Benzoate Topping Inc. 29 pts
17. The Erotic Adventures of Hercules 29 pts
18. 1976 Starting Lineup of the Philadelphia Flyers 28 pts
19. Members of the Bonerland Medical Association 28 pts
20. The Law Talking Guys 27.5 pts
21. Intergalactic Hussies 27 pts
22. Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo 26.5 pts
23. Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo (2) 26.5 pts
24. This team's for regular walking, not fancy walking 26 pts
25. The Quantum Presbyterians 25 pts
26. Goons, Hired Goons (2) 24 pts
27. Five John Denver Christmas Specials 21 pts
28. He was a zombie? 20.5 pts
29. Is this the end of zombie Shakespeare? 19.5 pts
30. Wang Computers 13.5 pts
31. Team Discovery Channel 10 pts
32. Sisters doing it for themselves 8.5 pts
33. Purple Monkey Dishwasher 6 pts

Thursday, October 23, 2014

October 20, 2014 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror III, Treehouse of Horror VI, Treehouse of Horror V
Categories: Monsters, Treehouse of Horror
Winner: Like Us, Let Your Children Run Wild and Free, Because As The Old Saying Goes, Let Your Children Run Wild and Free

1. Like Us, Let Your Children Run Wild and Free, Because As The Old Saying Goes, Let Your Children Run Wild and Free, 47 pts
2. The Pageant of the Transmundane, 45 pts
3. T is For Her Tooth-Filled Mouth, 44 pts
4. Only Members of This Team Have Special Rings, 43 pts
5. Dial “V” for Vassar Bashers, 42.5 pts
6. Team Dream, Team Scream and Team Steam Magazine, 41.5 pts
6. Square Pancakes (Margaret and Tanner), 41.5 pts
8. The Killbot Factory!, 41 pts
9. Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos, 40.5 pts
10. Killbot Factory, 38.5 pts
11. Texas Deathmatch, 38 pts
11. Heads of the Spaceology Department at the Correspondence College of Tampa, 38 pts
13. Simpsons Trivia at Serio! Tell ‘Em Big Baby Sent Ya! I Know You Can Hear Me! I’m Talkin’ to You!, 36.5 pts
14. No, Money Down!, 36.5 pts
14. We’re Not a Stabby Trivia Team, We’re a Singing Trivia Team, 36.5 pts
16. Neil Arsenty is a Brilliant Man, with Plenty of Well Thought-Out Practical Ideas; He is Assuring the Financial Security of this Trivia Night and his Personal Hygiene is Beyond Reproach, 35.5 pts
17. The Drug Dealer... Keeper Awayers, 34.5 pts
18. Pfft! All These Teams are Just a Rip-Off of Judas Priest, 34 pts
19. Excessive Pizzeria Serio Consumption Can Cause Liver Damage and Cancer of the Rectum, 33.5 pts
20. Insert Scary Team Name, 33 pts
21. Who Holds Back the Electric Car? Who Makes Neil Arsenty a Star? WE DO! WE DO!, 32.5 pts
22. The Clown College Graduates aka The Princeton Alums, 31.5 pts
23. The Team Next to the Team with No Costumes, 30.5 pts
23. International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs and Nuclear Technicians, 30.5 pts
25. Our Team Needs a Warm Glass of Milk, A Little Nap, and a Total Frontal Lobotomy, 30 pts
25. Eggplant Xerxes Crybaby Overbite Narwol, 30 pts
25. Die Trivia, Die, 30 pts
28. Smooth Jimmy Apollo’s Lock of the Week, 29.5 pts
29. You’ll Be Seeing Lots of Nuns Where You’re Going, Pal, 28 pts
30. Hey Hey! Tonight We’re Going to Suck... Your Blood, 26.5 pts
31. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 22.5 pts
32. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 21.5 pts
33. Pray for Mojo, 20.5 pts
34. Supernintendo Chalmers, 19.5 pts
35. Rich Uncle Skeleton, 17 pts
36. The Greased Willies, 16 pts
37. Globex Corporation, 11 pts
38. We’ll Regroup at Red Lobster, 8.5 pts

39. Save Me, Jeebus!, 6.5 pts

Sunday, October 19, 2014

October 7, 2014 - Hamilton


Location: Anchor Bar
Episodes: Bart of Darkness, The Springfield Connection, Treehouse of Horror V
Winner: Steamed Hams

Final Standings:
Steamed Hams                                 45
The Christ Punchers                        44
The Major Players Down At The Sewing Store    43
Compuglobalhypermeganet             42.5
Globex Corporation                         40
Here Come the Pretzels                   39.5
Look Who’s Oinking                       38.5
Team Discovery Channel                37.5
Single People DO Eat Crackers      33.5
Snowball VII Adrian’s Revenge     33
Evergreen Terrorist                         31
Billy Beer                                        31
Cool Wet Sack                                30.5
There’s Your Answer Fishbulb      30.5
Yvan Eht Nioj                                 28
Heads Up, Little Girl                      25.5
The Sea Flats                                  25
The Movementarians                      23.5
The Stonecutters                             18

Team Coco Beanie                         7.5

Monday, October 6, 2014

October 2, 2014 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Treehouse of Horror Characters; Costumes and Outfits
Episodes: Cape Feare; Treehouse of Horror II; Treehouse of Horror III
Winner: (and our first perfect score ever)
One of our Players is A Cannibal. Try to Guess Which One. We Think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised

Final Standings:
1. One of our Players is A Cannibal. Try to Guess Which One. We Think You'll Be Pleasantly Surprised, 50 points

2. Zookeeper, Zookeeper, Those Dans are Killing Each Other (They're Having Sex), 48 points
3. The Mr. Medical Science Type Persons, 45 points
3. All the Simpsons Fans Enjoying Each Other's Company, Dancing... Keeping their Evil in Check, 45 points
5. Sinbadesque, 42 points
5. Freemasons run the country... Ew, 42 points
5. Which Two of these Popular Trivia Team Members Died in the Last Year? If You Guessed Kelly and Brian, You'd Be Wrong. They Were Never Popular, 42
 points
8. Hot Tub, Media Room, It's supposed to be a Trivia Room, not Aunt Beulah's Bordello, 41
 points
9. Stop Objectifying My Mom. I Will in a Minute. Hey Lady, You're an Object, 39 points
9. Good Grief, More Satan's Boners! 39 points
11. And I Come Before You Good People Tonight with a team name. Probably the greatest... oh it's not for you, It's more of a Shelbyville Team Name, 38 points
12. Brad Storch and Betty Symington, 37 points
12. The Butthead Memorial Team, 37 points
14. Which Popular Simpsons Character has Died in the Past Week? If you guessed Rabbi Hyman Krustofski, you are wrong. He was never popular, 36
 points
14. A Mathematician, A different Kind of Mathematician, and a Statistician, 36 points
16. The Blurst Of Times, 34
 points
17. Bigger Than Jesus, 33
 points
18. Mountain Dew or Crab Juice, 31 points
18. The I'm On-a-Rolla Gays, 31
 points
20. Works on contingency? No! Money down! 30
 points
20. University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol 30
 points
20. We're in the Mood for some California Cheeseburgers 30
 points
23. The Dale Gribble Blue Grass Experience 29
 points
23. Senor Beavoratti and the Birthday Boy or Girl 29
 points
25. The Team that was not informed that there was an optics festival 28
 points
25. The Paddling of the Swollen Ass, With Paddles 28
 points
27. Hail to the Chimp 26
 points
27. Saxy Boys 26
 points
29. The Impson Family 24
 points
29. The Older Balder Fatter Team 24
 points
31. The Thompsons 23
 points
31. Cram It with Walnuts, Ugly 23
 points
33. Who has Better Trivia Questions than Triple A? According to this Triple A guidebook, no one 21
 points
34. Mayor Quimby for Mayor Mayoral Committee 20
 points
35. In Rod We Trust 15
 points
36. The Scienticians 13
 points

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

September 15, 2014 - Vancouver


Location: Simply Delicious
Categories: Chief Wiggum, Song Lyrics
Episodes: Homer Goes To College, Lisa's Rival, You Only Move Twice 
Winner: Worker and Parasite


Final Standings:
1. Worker and Parasite 44 pts
2. The Sons of the Guy Who Played "Huggy Bear" 41 pts
3. The erotic adventures of Hercules 38 pts
4. Latex Condo…Boy! We'd like to live in one of those! 36.5 pts
5. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others 35 pts
6. Rowdy Roddie Peeper! 34.5 pts
7. Wow, this is great, and all we've done is write down our name…Thrillhouse! 34 pts
8. The Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers 33 pts
9. Baby on board, something something Burt Ward…this thing practically writes itself! 32.5 pts
10. Lousy Smarch Weather 32 pts
11. Baby on board, something something Burt Ward 27.5 pts
12. Hell Damn Ass Kings 27 pts
13. 52 Slices of American Cheese 25.5 pts
14. Lead Paint: Delicious but deadly 24 pts
15. Cram it with walnuts, ugly 24 pts
16. There's a team behind that lemon-shaped rock 23.5 pts
17. 1-600 DOCTORB 23 pts
18. The Team Where Nothing Can Possibli Go Wrong 23 pts
19. Stupid Sexy Flanders 23 pts
20. The Denver Broncos 20.5 pts
21. Blackula Meets Black Dracula 18 pts
22. Dungeons and dildos 18 pts
23. Gonna paint a wagon, gonna paint it good 17.5 pts
24. Kang & Kodos 17 pts
25. The suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked 16.5 pts
26. A fridge too far 16 pts
27. The Lizard Queens 16 pts
28. Ken Griffey Jr.'s grotesquely swollen jaw 16 pts
29. Snowball 3 12 pts
30. Lisa need braces 7.5 pts
31. Pin Palspts
32. The stoney baloneys 4.5 
pts

September 15, 2014 - Chicago (2nd anniversary edition)


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Dancin’ Homer, Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song, Last Exit to Springfield
Categories: Homer Simpson, Birthdays
Winner: This Team Knows All Except Combination to Safe

Final Standings:
1. This Team Knows All Except Combination to Safe, 50 pts
2. New York is a Hellhole. And You Know How I Feel About Hellholes, 47 pts
3. We’re Here, We’re Queer, We Don’t Want Any More Bears, 46 pts
4. The Kids Can Call Our Team “HoJu”, 45.5 pts
5. Stacy-Con ’94, 45 pts
5. Diese Trivia Team ist Ein... Nuisance Team!, 45 pts
7. The Team Next to the Team with No Numbers on It, 43 pts
8. The Popes of Chili Town, 42 pts
9. Million Dollar Birthday Fries, 41.5 pts
9. Don’t Make Me Run, I’m Full of Pizza, 41.5 pts
11. The Team with No Numbers on It, 40 pts
12. Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, 39.5 pts
13. Cause When This Team Reaches Over and Put Their Hands into a Pile of Goo That was Your Best Friend's Face, You'll Know What to Do! Forget It, Marge, It's Chinatown!, 39 pts
14. Nana nana nana nana LEADER, 38 pts
14. We Bet on the Other Teams to Win, 38 pts
16. St. Sebastian’s School for Wicked Girls, 37.5 pts
17. Whitey Whackers, 36 pts
17. Mediocre Presidents, 36 pts
19. All Right Marge: We're Getting' Drive-Thru and Doin' it Twice!!, 35.5 pts
20. The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango, 34.5 pts
21. Some Sort of Non… Giving Up… School Guy!, 32 pts
21. All in Favor, Say Die, 32 pts
23. Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish Show, 31 pts
24. The B-Sharps, 29.5 pts
24. Hitachi Tribe, 29.5 pts
26. Pin Pals, 27.5 pts
27. Seaweed Sharks, 22.5 pts
28. Hepped Up on Goofballs, 20 pts
29. The Dennis Miller Ratio, 18.5 pts

30. The Ides of Marge, 17.5 pts