Monday, June 20, 2016

June 20, 2016 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Mr. Burns, Cartoons
Episodes: Kamp Krusty, Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk, Brother from Another Series
Winners: There Goes the Last Lingering Thread of Neil Arsenty's Heterosexuality

1. There Goes the Last Lingering Thread of Neil Arsenty's Heterosexuality, 49 pts
2. L'il Lightning and the Honor Rollers, 48 pts
2. So, I Says to Mabel, I Says… I'll Finish This Later. Hi Neil! Our Team Name is No Homers. Anyways, I Says to Mabel, I Says…, 48 pts
4. This Trivia Contest is a Well-Made Piece of Non-Claptrap that Never Makes Me Want to Wretch, 47.5 pts
5. Bosom, 46.5 pts
5. Our Team's Water Dish is Empty!, 46.5 pts
7. 2-entum and Jowwy, 45.5 pts
7. Talk About a Preachy Trivia! Everybody's a Sinner! ... Except for That Guy, 45.5 pts
9. Neil=White, Carl=Black, 45 pts
10. We Think We Hate Neil Arsenty! No, Wait, We Find Him Informative and Witty, 44.5 pts
11. Sure, We're a Sham Team, But We'll Be the Envy of Every Other Sham Team at Trivia, 44 pts
12. Gentlemen, Start Your Whacking!, 41.5 pts
13. Can't We Have One Night of Trivia That Doesn't End with Us Digging Up A Corpse?, 41 pts
14. Jazz Holes, 40.5 pts
15. Hortense, the Mule-Faced Team, 40 pts
16. Hey Neil, We Carved Our Team Name from a Bigger Team Name!, 39.5 pts
17. Commie-Nazis, 37 pts
17. Two Bad Neighbors, 37 pts
19. A Bee Bit My Bottom, Now My Bottom's Big!, 36 pts
20. Opposition to Prop 305, 35 pts
21. Little Pwagnattasgarmesettport, America's Scrod Bucket, 33 pts
22. Smuggled Vegetables: The E-Z Road to Success, 32 pts
23. Whale-Kissing, Dukakis-Hugging Moon Maidens, 27 pts
24. Pizzeria Serio Has Apparently Been Taken Over - “Conquered” If You Will - By a Master Race of Giant Simpsons Fans. It's Difficult to Tell from This Vantage Point Whether They Will Only Consume Pizza or Merely Enslave Neil. One Thing is for Certain, There's No Stopping Them!, 26.5 pts
25. The Home Wreckers, 25.5 pts
26. Stupid Neil Garbage Face, 25 pts
27. Gin and Jews, 24 pts
28. Sex Cauldron, 23 pts
29. Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky, 12.5 pts
30. Now I Have Two Owwies, 11 pts

Sunday, June 19, 2016

June 18, 2016 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Hurricane Neddy, El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer, The Springfield Files
Categories: Superintendent Chalmers, Mystery Round (Joes)
Winner: Team Discovery Channel

1. Team Discovery Channel, 49
2. Look at them all, through the darkness I’m bringing. They’re not sad at all, they’re actually triving! They triv without juicers; they triv without blenders; they triv without flungers, capdabblers and smendlers!, 45
3. Now, before I give you the cheque, one more question. Uh, this place Dickens you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind? Don’t tell them you were doing Simpsons Trivia at a bar… but what else is open at night? It’s a pornography store. We were buying pornography., 43
4. …and that’s why I continue to oppose teen alcoholism in all its forms. Now are there any questions? Keeping in mind I already explained about my hair., 39.5
5. Ah… there nothing more exciting than trivia. You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down answers, paying attention. Trivia has it all., 37.5
6. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 37
6. Well, you know, fellas, I look at Trivia Night a lot like a baseball team. You all like baseball, don’t you? Yes, well, to have a successful baseball club you need teamwork. Not some hot-dog trivia hosts playing by their own rules!, 37
8. The darlings of the so-called city fathers who stroke their beards, cluck their tongues, and talk about “what’s to be done with this Simpsons trivia”?, 34
9. Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn’t you think this through? It was on the bestseller list for 18 months, every magazine cover, one of the most popular movies of all time, sir. What were you thinking? I mean… thank you, come again!, 33.5
9. Summer’s almost here; which kind of Simpsons trivia host do you like? The one that goes like this? pfft pfft pfft Or the one that goes like this? wooft wooft wooft, 33.5
11. Things aren’t as happy as they used to be down at the unemployment ofice. Joblessness is no longer just for Simpsons trivia hosts. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch., 32.5
12. It’s dignity. Don’t you know when you see it?, 29
13. The Girlindas, 9

Thursday, June 16, 2016

June 14th, 2016 - Toronto

Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Moe, Shopping
Episodes : Homer Loves Flanders, Bart the Lover, Bart of Darkness
Winners : The Nelsons Ft You Know, One of Them Loser Teams

1.  The Nelsons Ft You Know, One of Them Loser Teams - 47.5
2.  Sex Cauldron - 46
3.  Excuse Me Chris, Our Team Requires $17 For a Pushbroom Re-Bristlingggg - 44.5
3.  Strata-Whovius? - 44.5
5.  Hey Miss Doesn't Find-Us-Sexually-Attractive-Anymore…. WE Just Tripled Our Productivity - 42
6. The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like to Kiss Our Own Butts - 40.5
7. The Team Whose English Is, How You Say, Inelegant - 40
8. I Think We Were Called "The Team That Couldn't Slow Down" - 39
9. What? Simpsons Trivia? Wrong Again Gay Guide to Toronto! - 38/5
10. A Groin Grabbingly Good Team - 38
10. Poison….poison…. Ah! Tasty Team! - 38
10. The Team Was Only Watching Season 12 and On For Directions On How to Get AWAY From Seasons 12 and On - 38
10. We Tried To Enroll in Trivia But Your Host Chris Brazeau Turned Us Away Because of Our Shabby Clothes - 38
14. Our Epidermis Is Showing - 36.5
14. What Were We Laughing About? Oh Yes, That Crippled Irish Team - 36.5
16. "Hey Will, Way to Get Kathleen Prengant! Hehehe" This is Getting Very Abstract but Thank You, I Do Enjoy Working at the Bowling Alley - 35.5
17. Careful, We're Ruffled - 35
18. They Should Call This Trivia Team "Johnny Deformed" - 33.5
19. Rebiglators - 33
20. Well This Team Wats Fruit Loops For Breakfast - 32.5
21. The Team That Couldn't Slow Down - 29
22. My Team's Name Is Agnes and You Know Its Agnes. It Means Lamb, LAMB OF GOD - 28.5
22. Strap on Your Skates Gordie, You're Goin In…. The ground :( - 28.5
24. A Load of Rich Creamery Butter - 28
24. Can I Borrow a Trivia Name? - 28
24. Only I May Dance - 28
27. Allied Biscuit - 27
28. Efficient German Sex - 26.5
28. Globex Corporation - 26.5
28. The Flaming Homersexuals - 26.5
31. Jeremy's Iron - 26
31. The Attractive Cousins  - 26
33. 64 Slices of American Cheese - 25.5
34. Queens Of Summertime! - 25
35. Dr Nick Triviera's - 24
36. Honk If You're Horny - 23.5
37. My Team Is Also Named Bort - 21
38. Owning Your Okayness - 20.5
39. Two Three Bad Neighbours - 20
40. Shelbyville Shelbyvillians - 18
41. Fight The Max Powers That Be - 16
42. No It's The Children Who Are Wrong - 15.5
43. Gentle Ben and Gentle Ben - 15
43. Our Team Name is Zweig - 15
45. The Holy Rollers - 14
46. Weiner Patrol - 11.5
47. No Homers Club - 10.5
48. THAT'S IT! Back to Winnipeg - 8
49. The Bort Identity - 7.5

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

June 7, 2016 - Hamilton

Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: 22 Short Films about Springfield, The Hellfish One, Much Apu About Nothing
Round Theme:  Movie References
Winner: No, My Team Is Also Named Bort.

1. No, My Team Is Also Named Bort                                      47
2. Baby On Board...Something, Somthing...Burt Ward   46
3. The Southern Dandies                                             46
4. The Popes of Chilitown                                        45.5
5. This Trivia Team Likes the Way Snrub Thinks          45
6. Here Come the Pretzels                                         43.5
7. The Bee Bit My Bottom and Now My Bottom's Big   41.5
8. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing A Towel         38.5
9. The Crippled Irishmen                                            36.5
10. The Movementarians                                           35
11. The Thompsons                                                  35
12. The Terrifying Lows, the Dixxying Hights, The
      Creamy Middles                                                 34
13. Crisitunity                                                           31
14. Look Who's Oinking                                             30.5
15. There's Your Answer Fishbulb                               27
16. Go Banana                                                          25.5
17. Simpsons Did It!                                                 16.5

Sunday, May 22, 2016

May 21, 2016 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: The Front, Whacking Day, Marge in Chains
Categories: Marge Simpson, What's in the Box?!

1. I’d kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer, 47.5
2. Don't You Hate Pants?, 45
3. Tramopoline! Trambampoline! That Trampoline is mine!, 44.5
4. Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns and many things made of zinc., 43.5
5. Lee Carvello’s Trivia Challenge, 41.5
6. Pre-Whacked Snakes, 41
7. Jeremy’s… Iron, 40.5
8. Children, I’ll be frank. In the event of nuclear war, we can only save our best and brightest. Therefore, space on the trivia team will be reserved for Lisa Simpson, Martin Prince, our championship kickball team and Ezra, but not Adam., 38.5
9. Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo, 37.5
10. Butthead Memorial Team (Dammit. I wish we didn’t let the students name this one.), 37
11. Put out an APB for a trivia team sitting at… a table of some sort in direction of, uh, you know… the place that has the fry bar. Team is hatless, I repeat hatless!, 35.5
12. NNeerrdddsss!, 34
12. Premium!!!! DUDE!!!, 34
14. Heads of the Spaceology Department at the Correspondence College of Tampa, 33
15. Go Banana!, 29.5
16. The KWIK-E-SMRTS, 27.5
17. The C-Sharps, 27
18. Santos L. Halpers, 26
19. Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try., 24.5
20. I told you these are unmanned oil platforms, 20.5
21. Can I Borrow a Feeling, 15.5
22. Go, Banana!, 12
23. Santa's Little Helpers, 8.5

Monday, May 16, 2016

May 16, 2016 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Rod and Todd Flanders, Bart’s Treehouse
Episodes: Boy-Scoutz N The Hood, The Last Temptation of Homer, The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
Winners: Hey, Where is Sideshow Bob and That Trivia Team That Eats People and Takes Their Faces?

1. Hey, Where is Sideshow Bob and That Trivia Team That Eats People and Takes Their Faces?, 47 pts
2. The Moon. For Several Years, She Has Fascinated Many, But Will Man Ever Walk On Her Fertile Surface? Democratic Hopeful Neil Arsenty Says So, 46 pts
3. Well, McGarnigle, Neil is Dead! They Slit His Throat from Ear to Ear. Hey! I’m Trying to Eat Pizza Here!, 45.5 pts
4. The I’m-On-A-Rolla-Gay, 43 pts
4. There’s More to Being Neil Arsenty than Not Caring About People, 43 pts
6. Well, It Will Be Okay. We’ll Get a New Teammate. One with an Untwistable Stomach!, 42 pts
6. Let Us Give No More Scrutiny to this Simpsons Trivia and Its Small Clientele of Loyal Perverts. Oh, I’m Afraid Their Problem Goes Far Beyond Julee and Neil, 42 pts
8. Wacky Shack!, 40.5 pts
9. I Don’t Know Our Team’s Name, But We Held Up a Liquor Store Last Year!, 39.5 pts
10. The Finest R-Rated Trivia Team Europe Has to Offer, 39 pts
11. All We’ll Use This Neil Arsenty for is Sleeping, Eating, and Maybe Playing a Little Trivia, 37 pts
12. There’s Your Answer, Fishbulb, 36.5 pts
12. No Offense, Neil, But Your Half-Assed Under-Trivia Hosting Was a Lot More Fun than Your Half-Assed Over-Trivia Hosting, 36.5 pts
14. SeƱor Beaverotti and the Wall E. Weasels, 36 pts
15. See How Many Questions We Can Answer in a Round and Then Try to Break That Record, 35 pts
15. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team, 35 pts
17. Pin Pals, 34.5 pts
18. We Were Just Wondering How Someone Who Hosts Trivia in a Pizza Place Keeps Such a Trim Figure, 33.5 pts
19. The Team Next to the Team with No Name on It, 32 pts
20. Butter Up That Bacon, Boy!, 31.5 pts
21. No Deal, McCutcheon, That Moon Money is Mine!, 31 pts
22. Uncle Neil’s Family Feedbag, 30.5 pts
23. Hey Neil! Summer’s Almost Here, Which Kind of Sprinkler Do You Like? The One That Goes Like This: ffff---ssss--- or The One That Goes Like This fff---tttt Oh and There's This One!! Ffff---fffff, 28.5 pts
24. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 25.5 pts
25. RDRR, 22.5 pts
26. The 3 P’s, 16.5 pts
26. Sadgasm, 16.5 pts

April 18th, 2016 - Detroit

Location: Park Bar
Categories: Mr. Burns, Marriage
Episodes: Bart vs Australia, The Way We Was, I Married Marge
Winner: Such an Angry, Angry Young Team

1. Such an Angry, Angry Young Team - 45
2. Perfectly Cromulent - 44
3. Pray for Mojo - 40.5
4. Edna Krabopoly - 37.5
5. Sadgasm - 36.5
6. Fourth Place is Good Enough - 33
7. Ann Landers is a Boring Old Biddy - 29
8. Lewis & Clark Griswald - 23.5
9. Duffmen - 18