Monday, May 14, 2018

May 8, 2018 - St. Catharines



Location: Gord's Place - St. Catharines
Winner:  This Really Goes Beyond Our Training As A Trivia Team
Winner Best Team Name: Can You Imagine A World Without Honest Lawyers 

1. This Really Goes Beyond Our Training As A Trivia Team  49.5
2. Lisa Loves The Trivia Host!  Nobody Loves The Trivia
Host!!!                                                                                     44.5
3. So In Conclusion, I Rest My Trivia Team.  Mr. Hall,
Are You Aware You're Not Wearing Any Pants?!                   41.5
4. The People Who Look Like Thi                                              40.5
5. Guy Incognito                                                                        37.5
6. Like Elephants, Some People Are Just Jerks                   37
7. Uncle Moe's Family Feedbags                                          32
8. Mouse, Rat, Syringe, Gerry's Head                                   30.5
9. Can You Imagine A World Without Honest Lawyers         28
10. Bowies                                                                             23.5
11. El Barto and El Homo                                                      18.5
12. Five Dollars?!  Get Outta Here....                                          11 
13. Newlyweds                                                                            10

May 1, 2018 - Hamilton


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Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Winner: Bovine University Graduates 
Winner(s) Best Team Name:  You Know There's a Little Place Called Woo Hoo Trivia!  The Nice Thing About That Place Is, Gerry Gets In The Trivia With You.

1. Bovine University Graduates                                        48       
2. This Trivia Team Are NOT Communists!  They May
Be Liars, Pigs, Idiots Or Communists.  But They Are
Not Pornstars!                                                                   48
3. Stupid Trivia Teams Need The MOST Attention            45
4. 'An Evening With Gerry Hall..."  Just An  Evening?!       44
5.  You Know There's a Little Place Called Woo Hoo 
Trivia!  The Nice Thing About That Place Is, Gerry 
Gets In The Trivia With You                                                 43.5
6. Tell You What...We Drive All The Way To Hamilton
And Lose Miserably...I Owe You A Coke!                         42
7. Sorry We're Not As Smart As You Gerry.  We Didn't 
All Go To Gudger College                                                  41.5
8. We Tried To Order From The Kitchen But They
Were Out Of Food.  They Were Even Out Of The Basic
Elements Of Food.  We Ate All The Taragon And Drank
All the Soy Sauce                                                              39.5
9. Trim Those Sideburns                                                      36.5                      
10. The Christ Punchers                                                   36.5
11. Trivia On A Tuesday?!  Who Am I, Charlie Sheen?    35
12. Team Burbon, Brownest Of The Brown Liquors          29.5
13.  You Want Me To Show This To Gerry And Have
Gerry Tell You What It Is?  Cuz Gerry's Going To Get It.  24

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

May 8th, 2018 - Toronto



Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Maude Flanders, Real World Products
Episodes : Bart Sells His Soul, Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming, Marge in Chains
Winners : Dear Chris, as We Write This, We Are Very Sad. Our Team Has Been Overthrown and REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL! ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW TEAM!!!
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming: What's That, Mother? We Have a Right to Be Here! It's Trivia! I - Mother, That Sailor Suit Doesn't Fit Anymore!

* Does your team's score seem low? Don't blame the Bear Tax! You may have forgotten to hand in all your team sheets or changed your name half way through the night! Remember to hand them in at the end of each round or notify us if you've changed your name!*

1. Dear Chris, as We Write This, We Are Very Sad. Our Team Has Been Overthrown and REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL! ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW TEAM!!! - 44 pts
2. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers 4: The Trilogy Continues - 43 pts
3. Oh, You Have Many Question, Ms. Brazeau. We Send You Premium Answer Question 100%! - 41 pts
4. The Simpsons Trivia Story: Booze, Drugs, Guns, Lies, Blackmail, and Laughter - 40.5 pts
4. This Has Trivia in It. Trivia is a Fruit. - 40.5 pts
6. Sex Cauldron - 37.5 pts
7. I Think Their Name is Mother Shabooboo Now - 35.5 pts
7. I, For One, Welcome Our New Cadillac Lounge Overlords and Would Like to Remind Them That as a Trusted Trivia Team, We Can Be of Use to Them in Rounding Up Other Teams, To Toil in Their Underground Trivia Caves - 35.5 pts
9. Handsome Homer Simpson +3 - 34 pts
10. That Team Sure Did Suck Last Night. They Just Plain Sucked. I've Seen Teams Suck Before But They Were the Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked. - 31.5 pts
11. This Team Will Call You HoJu - 31 pts
12. Fudgicles - 30.5 pts
12. Muddy Mae Suggins and the Electric Koolaid Acid Band - 30.5 pts
14. Their Team Names are Good, But Our Team Name Has Football in the Groin - 30 pts
14. Webster's Dictionary Defines the "Team of Excellence" as the Quality or Condition of Being an Excellent Team - 30 pts
16. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 29 pts
17. General Krull and His Glorious New Regime - 28.5 pts
17. The Team That Keeps Tigers Away - 28.5 pts
19. Lee Carvello's Putting Challenge - 27.5 pts
20. The Metric System is the Tool of the Devil! Our Trivia Team Gets 40 Rods to the Hoghead and That's the Way We Likes It! - 26 pts
21. Homemade Pepsi (It's a Little Thick) - 25.5 pts
22. I'm a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and a Big Butt and My Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt - 25 pts
22. The Team With Bees in Their Mouths and When They Answer They Shoot Bees at You - 25 pts
24. Wait a Minute. Bart's Teacher is Named Brazeau? I've Been Calling Her Crandall. Why Didn't Someone Tell Me? Oh, I've Been Making an Idiot Out of Myself! - 22 pts
25. Carl = Black - 21.5 pts
26. The Whitey Whackers (It Was a Black Day for Baseball) - 21 pts
27. Bake 'Em Away Toys - 20.5 pts
27. Gudger Alumni - 20.5 pts
27. What's That, Mother? We Have a Right to Be Here! It's Trivia! I - Mother, That Sailor Suit Doesn't Fit Anymore! - 20.5 pts
30. The Team That Lives Above a Bowling Alley and Below Another Bowling Alley - 19.5 pts
31. The Chris The - 15.5 pts
32. Lenny = White - 11.5 pts
33. Creamed Crap - 9.5 pts
34. You Remember Cadillac Lounge? It's Back. In Pog Form. - 8.5 pts
35. Yes Chris, We're Gonna Marry a Carrot - 8 pts

Monday, May 7, 2018

April 30, 2018 - Detroit



Location: Tipsy McStaggers
Themes: Apu, The Mafia
Episodes: 22 Short Films About  Springfield, The Last Tap Dance in Springfield, Homer and Apu
Winner: The Sun is Out, Birds are Singing, Bees are Trying to Have Sex With Them, As is My Understanding

1) The Sun is Out, Birds are Singing, Bees are Trying to Have Sex with Them, As is My Understanding - 46.5
2) Maggie Was Framed - 44.5
3) Put it in H - 42.0
4) Pi is Exactly 3 - 39.5
5) De Fault: The Two Best Words in the English Language - 39.5
6) Christ Punchers - 39.0
7) Daniel - 8.0
8) Moe’s Hoes - 4.0

Friday, April 27, 2018

April 25, 2018 - Kitchener-Waterloo



Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Barney, Rock music
Episodes : The Secret War of Lisa Simpson, Two Bad Neighbors, Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
Winners : You don't see any "Konrad is a dope" team names
Best Team Name : The Darlings of the So-Called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards and talk about, "What's to be done with this Jon Thompson?"

1. You don't see any "Konrad is a dope" team names - 45 pts
2. What you doing with my money in your house Jon? - 43.5 pts
3. The Blurst of Teams - 42 pts
4. This enormous team will devour us all - 41 pts
5. Taxes? Isn't this the line for Metallica? - 37 pts
6. The Darlings of the So-Called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards and talk about, "What's to be done with this Jon Thompson?" - 33 pts
7. Osaka Seafood Concern - 29.5 pts
8. Is' not me noggin, is' me peepas? - 28 pts
9. The S.M.R.T. Kids - 23.5 pts

Thursday, April 19, 2018

April 18th, 2018 - Indianapolis


Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: _____ AND ______, At The Movies
Episodes: Kamp Krusty, Bart on the Road
Winner: Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns

1: Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns - 37
2: Honor Rollers - 36
3: Team Discovery Channel - 35
4: Cool, I Broke His Brain - 34
5: Say Hello To Miguel Sanchez! - 33
6: Vera Said That? - 30
7: Lemon Shaped Rocks - 26
8: You Don't Win Friends with Salad - 24
9: Kwik-E-Smarts - 18
10: Pin Pals - 16

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

April 16th, 2018 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Hans Moleman, The Outdoors
Episodes: Stark Raving Dad, Two Dozen and One Greyhounds, Homie the Clown
WinnerThank Goodness We Still Live In A World Of Trivia, Pizza, Handguns and Other Things Made of Zinc
Best Team Name: Zookeeper! Zookeeper! The Two Trivia Hosts Are Killing Each Other

1.  Thank Goodness We Still Live In A World Of Trivia, Pizza, Handguns and Other Things Made of Zinc - 41.5 pts
2. Lousy Smapril Weather - 41 pts
3. Loneliness and All You Can Eat Pizza Are a Dangerous Mix  38 pts
4. This Team's Worse Than That Album Grandpa Put Out - 37.5 pts
5. Sorry, Son. I Didn't Know You, Aaron, and Warren were bathing a clown - 35 pts
6.  Zookeeper! Zookeeper! The Two Trivia Hosts Are Killing Each Other - 33 pts
7. Lucky Best Wash - 32 pts
8. This Team Sure Did Suck Last Month. We Just Plain Sucked. I've Seen Teams Suck Before But We Were The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked. Got to Go. The Dam Weiner Kids Are Listening. - 31.5 pts
9. So Come To Trivia To Get Sick And Die And Leave A Big Garlicky Corpse. P.S. Parking Is Ample - 30.5 pts
9. That Guy Ate All Our Pizza … And Two Plastic Lobsters! - 30.5 pts
11. I Like My Pizza Hot, My Beer Cold and My Trivia Hosts Fa-laaaaaming - 28 pts
12. Uh-oh, Aaron's Reading the Team Names Tonight. Is That Bad? Well He's Had It In For Me Ever Since I Kinda Ran Over His Dog. You Did? Well, Replace the Word "Dog" With The Word "Wife" And The Words "Ran Over" With "Boinked" - 27.5 pts
13. Specious Reasoning - 26 pts
13. We're Talking The Original Team From Hell. Cerberus? - 26 pts
15. Three Prawns Short of a Galaxy - 25 pts
16. I'm Just a Big Toasty Cinnamon Bun. I Never Want To Leave Dickety-eth Place - 22 pts
16. Go Banana! - 22 pts
18. Purple Monkey Dishwasher- 21 pts
19. Moochin' War Widows- 20 pts
20. Eww. Dog Water. You May Know Us From Such Films As "Marge The Doll's Trying To Kill Me" and "The Toasters Been Laughing At Me" - 6.5 pts