Tuesday, January 27, 2015

January 3, 2015 - Hamilton (1st Birthday edition)


Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Duffless, Last Exit to Springfield, Krusty Gets Kancelled
Character Spotlight: Homer
Winner: Steamed Ha...I mean COMPUGLOBALHYPERMEGANET

Final Standings:
1. Compuglobalhypermeganet                                                  46.5
2. Steamed Hams                                                                         44
3. Nachos - Flanders Style                                                        44
4. Here Come The Pretzels                                                        40.5
5. The Christ Punchers                                                               39.5
6. The Dreaded Rear Admirals                                                 39.5
7. The Team That Travelled the Least Distance To Be Here 39.5
8. You'll Have to Speak Up, I'm Wearing a Towel              37.5
9. The Damn Weiner Kids                                                         33.5
10. The Come Along Borts                                                         33.5
11. Bonerland Medical Association                                        31.5
12. Look Who's Oinking                                                            29.5
13. Sweet, Sweet Can                                                                   28
14. Tomacco Farmers Union                                                    25.5
15. Annoyed Grunt                                                                       24.5
16. Team Santo Supreme                                                            24.5
17. Is It About My Cube                                                               19



Thursday, January 22, 2015

January 19, 2015 - Vancouver


Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Mr. Plow, The Boy Who Knew Too Much, Lisa The Greek
Categories: Lionel Hutz, School Assignments
Winner: Hired Goons

1. Hired Goons, 40 pts
2. Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadu, 37.5 pts
3. I heard they shaved a gorilla, 37.5 pts
4. Greased Scotsman, 37 pts
5.
The starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 36.5 pts
6.
The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour, 35.5 pts
7
. Springfield Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band, 34.5 pts
8.
Funk Dancing for Self Defense, 33.5 pts
9.
The Denver Broncos, 33.5 pts
1
0. Our Team Engaged in Intercourse with your Spouse or Significant Other, 32.5 pts
11.
Team Possible Homersexuals, 32.5 pts
12
. Team Discovery Channel, 32.5 pts
13.
Marlon Brando as the voice of John Truckasaurus, 31 pts
14.
This team is like some sort of…non-giving up…school guy, 30.5 pts
15.
And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that., 30 pts
16.
We are the lizard queens!, 29.5 pts
17. 
It was the best of teams, it was the blurst of teams?!, 29 pts
18. 
Billy and the Clone-a-saurus, 26.5 pts
19. 
A tie for 6th with Table Time and Allied Biscuit, 24.5 pts
20. 
Santos L. Halper, 23 pts
21. 
Steamed Hams, 21 pts
22. 
The Hammock District, 19.5 pts
23. 
This team is as useless as that lemon-shaped rock over there. Wait a minute! There's a lemon 24. behind that rock!!!, 18.5 pts
25. 
The Superfriends, 16 pts
26. 
Grameron, 13.5 pts
27. 
Your older, fatter, balder team, 12.5 pts
28. 
Bonestorm, 12 pts
29. 
Grey with Creamium, 11 pts

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

January 19, 2015 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Lisa the Vegetarian, Realty Bites, Lisa's Rival
Categories: Troy McClure, Vacations & Getaways
Winner: I'd Be Terribly Embarrassed If I Were That Team’s Mother

1. I'd Be Terribly Embarrassed If I Were That Team's Mother, 47 pts
2. Those Blue Cupcakes They Sell Sometimes, 46.5 pts
3. This Team Doesn't Want Any Damn Vegetables!, 45.5 pts
4. Two Sets of Twins and a Triplet, 45 pts
5. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jacob, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, Phil, Neil, 42.5 pts
6. Good, Average People with No Particular Hopes or Dreams, 42 pts
6. Simpsons Trivia Hmmmhmigiuinmmam… TEN DOLLARS?! Get Outta Here…, 42 pts
8. SOCK PUPPETS!, 41.5 pts
9. Who Makes Neil Arsenty A Star? We Do!, 40 pts
9. Smingers, 40 pts
11. Dear Neil, Protect This Rocket House and All Who Dwell Within the Rocket House, 39 pts
12. Needs More Dog, 36.5 pts
12. I Hope Neil Tells Us To Burn Our Pants, 36.5 pts
14. C.H.U.M. (Childlike Humanoid Urban Muchachos), 36 pts
14. We Still Can't Believe "Buzzfeed Ruined Simpsons Trivia" Replaced "Goodbye" in the Future, 36 pts
16. Trivia at This Time of Year?  At This Time of Day?  In This Part of the Country?  Localized Entirely Within This Pizzeria?, 35 pts
17. Geriatric Profanity Disorder, 34 pts
17. Trash Eating Stink Bags, 34 pts
19. Mr. Arsenty? We All Have Nosebleeds, 33 pts
20. I Am The Lizard Queen!, 32.5 pts
21. More Winnin', Les Winen, 32 pts
22. I Assure You Our Belching Is The Result of an Unrelated Alcohol Problem, 31.5 pts
23. Homer Falling Off the Gorge for a Second Time, 30 pts
24. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 29.5 pts
25. Pizzeria Serio is NOT?!  Wrong Again, Gay Guide To Springfield, 26 pts
26. Nunchucks: Cool But Useless, 23.5 pts
26. You Look Like a Man Who Needs Help Satisfying His Wife, 23.5 pts
26. Our Team May Be Ugly and Hate-filled, But Wait, What's the Third Thing You Said?, 23.5 pts
29. Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?, 23 pts
29. Orange Drink for the Long Ride Home, 23 pts
31. Our Team Works! On Contingency? No! Money Down, 22 pts
31. Joe's Crematorium.  You Kill 'Em, We Grill 'Em, 22 pts
33. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 19.5 pts
34. Hammock District, 18 pts
35. Our Team No Function Beer Well Without, 15.5 pts
36. Le Grille, 13.5 pts
37. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 10.5 pts
38. Reverse Vampires, 8.5 pts
38. Mesmerino, 8.5 pts
40. Steven Spielberg's Non-Union Mexican Equivalent, 6.5 pts
41. Vegas Wives, 6 pts

42. Marge-nly Better Than the Rest, 1 pt

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

January 13th, 2015-Toronto


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Lady Bovier's Lovers, Stark Raving Dad, Mountain of Madness
Categories: Troy McClure, Animals
Winners: They Slept, They Stole, They Were Rude To The Other Players. But Still, There Goes The Best Damn Team A Trivia Night Ever Saw

1. They Slept, They Stole, They Were Rude To The Other Players. But Still, There Goes The Best Damn Team A Trivia Night Ever Saw, 46.5pts
2.Sex Cauldron, 44.5pts
3.The Team That Can`t Show Any Weakness In Front of The Russians, 44pts
3.The Nelsons featuring The Steamed Hams, 44pts
5. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces and Big Butts and Our Butts Smell and We Like to Kiss Our Own Butts, 38.5pts
6.The Fruit Punch Advisory Board, 38pts
7.Recipe Related Bumper Cars, 37.5pts
8.The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango, 37pts
9.Moleman in the Morning! (Good Moleman to You), 36.5pts
10.University of Minnesota Spankalogical Protocol, 35pts
11.The Name You Want to Touch But Must'nt Touch, 34.5pts
11.Here at Globex We Don`t Believe in Team Names! Matter of Fact, I Didn`t Even Give You My Coat, 34.5pts
11.Bovine University Alumni, 34.5pts
11.Aww No! The Trivia! Paul Newman's Gonna Have My Legs Broke, 34.5pts
11.Lousy Smarch Weather, 34.5pts
11.Stop The Planet of The Apes This Team Wants To Get Off, 34.5pts
17.Trabampoline!, 33.5pts
17.Good Team Name! Thanks, it`s just Brown & Water, 33.5pts
19.In a Tie For Sixth with Table Time and Allied Biscuit, 33pts
20.Dear Chris, This Might Be The Beer Talking But You Have A Butt That Won`t Quit………$5??? Get Out Of Here…, 32.5pts
21.Churchy LaFamme, 32pts
22.The Leg Up Program, 31.5pts
22.Simpsons Did It, 31.5pts
24.This Team Was Forced Out Of Trivia in 1974. They Said Our Way Of Thinking Wasn't Cost Effective. Well That And We Were Funnelling Profits, 31pts
25.This Team Engaged in Intercourse with Your Spouse or Significant Other. Now THAT'S Trivia!, 30.5pts
26.Abortions For Some, 29.5pts
27.Bigger Than Jesus, 29pts
28.The Pimps and The CHUDs, 28.5pts
29.My Team's a Box! Damn you, a Box!!, 28pts
29.A World Without Zinc, 28pts
31.A Team Fiendishly Clever in it's Intricacies, 27.5pts
32.You`ll Have To Speak Up, I`m Wearing a Towel, 27pts
32.Our Team Name Means Lamb, Lamb of God!, 27pts
34.Hot Dog We Have a Weiner, 26.5pts
35.The Blurst of Teams, 25pts
36.GET MENDOZAAAAAAA!!, 24pts
37.Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors, 22.5pts
38.The Crippled Irishmen, 22pts
38.Remember Our Team Name? We`re Back In Pog Form!, 22pts
38.Don`t You Hate Pants?, 22pts
38.A Man Named Enis, 22pts
42.This is Supposed To Be Simpsons Trivia, not the Bleedin`……..Splish Splash Show!, 21pts
43.Worker and Parasite, 20.5pts
43.The Flaming Homers, 20.5pts
45.Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 19.5pts
46.Real Acid?, 18pts
47.What's Your Least Favorite Country, Italy? Or France? No one ever says Italy, 16.5pts
47.Mr Black, 16.5pts
49.Thrill-House, 16pts
50.And I 'ate His Little Mess Too, 15pts
51.Lousy Smarch Weather #2, 14.5pts
52.Project Badass, 14pts
52.Gudger College Alumni, 14pts
54.Sterling Duds, 12.5pts
55.Get To The MONEY!!!, 12pts
55.Do You Accept This Team In Richness, And In Poorness? Poorness Is Underlined, 12pts
57.The Big Team of British Smiles, 11pts
58.The Team That Turned Into A Hardcore Sex Channel So Gradually You Hardly Noticed, 10.5pts
59.The Congressmen and Women of Homer Simpson`s Ass, 9.5pts
60.Worker and Parasite#2, 9pts
60.Lousy Smarch Weather#3, 9pts
60.Good Things Don't End in "Eum", 9pts
63.Hired Goons?, 7.5pts
64.Officer Steve Grabowski, 7pts

January 8, 2015 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Sideshow Bob; Sickness/Illness
Episodes: Marge on the Lam; Dumbbell Indemnity; The Canine Mutiny
Winner: 
Who needs Simpsons Trivia when we got feathers? 

Final Standings:

1. Who needs Simpsons Trivia when we got feathers?, 47.5 pts
2. Good time Dans, Uncle Doobie and the Great Frisco Freakout, 46 pts
3. The team sitting in seat number 0 0 0 1, 43.0 pts
4. Can't talk. Play Trivia. Later Sex., 42.5 pts
4. The bottom rung of society now that that cold snap killed all those hobos, 42.5 pts
6. Weren't there 3 Dans last time?, 41 pts
7. What's the real deal with your co-host Dan? You know what we're talking about..., 40.0 pts
8. A Team that can't believe it, but now it's pants are chaffing them, 39.5 pts
8. Dan, that's an odd name, I'da called then chazzwozzers, 39.5 pts
10. I for one would like to see the trivia questions in advance, I dont like the idea of the same team winning two months in a row, 36.5 pts
11. TUBBB!, 36 pts
12. The team that's a lot like an orange, 35.5 pts
13. The sensitive yet fortunately titled Pukahontas, 34.5 pts
14. The Salmon Puffs, 34 pts
15. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, 33 pts
16. The Chubbiest Kick Line in Town, 32 pts
16. Tis a fine trivia team, But tis no pool English, 32 pts
16. The dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you, 32 pts
19. And this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp, 31.5 pts
20. I thought the Generals were due, 31 pts
21. Shuman farms head of lettuce, 30 pts
22. This team is an original creation, like Rickey Rouse, or Monald Muck, 28.5 pts
23. Cock of Nothing, 26.5 pts
23. Team Discovery Channel, 26.5 pts
23. Soon I Shall be the queen of summer, 26.5 pts
26. Simpsons Trivia? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely inside this bar, 23 pts
26. I Am Carvallo, 23 pts
28. Trenchant Insight, 21.5 pts
29. [Drawing of a door], 19 pts
30. Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard, hack the bone, hack the bone!,  15.5 pts
31. I Love You Pepsi, 14.5 pts
32. There'll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans, 12 pts
33. Aurora Borealis? At this time of day..., 9 pts

Monday, December 22, 2014

December 4, 2014 - Brooklyn


Location: Berry Park
Categories: Smithers; Shopping
Episodes: Marge Be Not Proud; Stark Raving Dad; The Homer They Fall
Winner: 
Looks like Rusty's team got a discipline problem. Maybe that's why we beat them at Simpsons Trivia nearly half the time...

Final Standings:

1. Looks like Rusty's team got a discipline problem. Maybe that's why we beat them at Simpsons Trivia nearly half the time..., 49 pts
2. Andrew, we must have you back. Just come for a ride with us in our mobile command unit, 48.5 pts 
3. We have a ham radio...  45.5 pts
4. It was the best of teams, it was the blurst of teams, 43.5 pts
5. Cesspool on the Potomac, 43 pts
6. This teams got a hot date... a date... dinner with friends... dinner alone... watching tv alone... ok ok, we're gonna go to berry park general knowledge trivia. Buzz.. Simpsons trivia.. Ding. We don't deserve this kinda shabby treatment, 42.5 pts
7. You're always trying to give me long trivia names. What is it with you? I just think they're neat, 42 pts
7. All of our founding fathers, astronauts, and trivia winners have either been drunk or on cocaine, 42 pts
9. The Committee to Reelect Les Weinan, 39.5 pts
9. This is the team with electricity but it has too much electricity, so I don't know you might wanna wear a hat, 39.5 pts
11. Chief Breakeverything 37.5 pts
12. The team that cant believe it, but now its pants are chaffing it, 37 pts
13. Stewed Prunes, 36 pts
14. The best damn pet shop in town, 34 pts
14. Of course we could make the questions more challenging, but then the stupider teams will be in here furrowing their brow in a vain attempt to understand the situation, 34 pts
14. Super nintendo chalmers / Powersauce, 34 pts
17. I'm seeing double! Four Dans!, 33 pts
18. I'm sorry I can't disclose that information about that customer's secret illegal account. oh crap I shouldnt have said that's a customer. Oh crap I shouldnt have said it's a secret. Oh crap, I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal. Ah it's too hot today., 31.5 pts
19. This team engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other, 29 pts
19. A groin-grabbingly good team, 29 pts
21. A group of oil tycoons who make foolish purchases, 28.5 pts
22. And with a flute up his nose..., 27 pts
22. Nerdlinger's Bra Bombs, 27 pts
22. Santos L Halper, 27 pts
25. The Mattel/Mars bar quick energy choco-bot hour, 26 pts
26. Can you repeat question 5? You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel, 24 pts
27. Le Maison Derriere, 23 pts
28. Pray for Mojo, 22.5 pts
28. You have selected regicide, 22.5 pts
30. University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol, 21 pts
31. One day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops, 20.5 pts
32. Supernintendo Chalmers, 19.5 pts
33. Up Yours, Children, 18.5 pts
34. And here come the pretzels. A barrage of pretzels now knocking whitey ford unconscious. This is a black day for baseball, 18 pts
35. Professor PJ cornucopia fantastic food magorium and all american steakery, 15.5 pts
36. Poochie's dead!, 15 pts

37. The host stole my joke , 2 pts

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

December 15th, 2014 - Vancouver


Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Homer the Heretic, Lisa on Ice, Marge Be Not Proud King-Size Homer (technical difficulties) 
Categories: Professor Frink, Springfield Shopper Headlines
Winner: Of course you'll have a bad impression of this team if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s

Final Standings:
1. Of course you'll have a bad impression of this team if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s 39.5 pts
2. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt 38 pts
3. This team has been upgraded from a winter wonderland to a class 3 kill storm! 38 
pts
4. The Denver Broncos 38 
pts
5. I think the team is called "the bus that couldn't slow down" 37 
pts
6. We're so hungry we could eat at Arby's 35 
pts
7. Galaxy of Prawns 34 
pts
8. KBBL is gonna give me something stupid 34 
pts
9. Hello Mr. Thompson 33 
pts
10. The Hammock District 31 
pts
11. Christmas Ape & Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp 30 
pts
12. Team If we wanted Smoke blown up our add we'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose 34.5 
pts
13. Simpsons Christmas Boogie 24.5 
pts
14. The I Didn't Do It Dancers 24 
pts
15. Curse the man who invented Helium…! Curse Pierre Jules Ceasar Janssen 24 
pts
16. Sex Cauldron 21 
pts
17. Jeff Goldblum's Illegitimate Children 19 
pts
18. Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos 18
19. Santos L. Halper 14 
pts
20. In the Arms of Ganesh 12 
pts