Tuesday, March 18, 2014

March 17, 2014 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment, The Springfield Files, Lisa's Rival
Categories: Lionel Hutz, Plays (Honest to God, Plays)
Winner: The Vassar Bashers Want the Tom Petty DVD Back Team

Final Standings:
1. 
The Vassar Bashers Want the Tom Petty DVD Back Team, 44 pts
2. The Creators of Hi and Lois, 43.5 pts
2. All Our Founding Fathers, Astronauts and World Series Heroes Have Been Either Drunk or On This Team (aka Just Gimmie Another Beer, You Brain Dead Hick!!), 43.5 pts
4. Le Grille, 43 pts
5. 
Oh, Here Comes Those Trivia Guys, They're Cool. Are You Being Sarcastic, Dude? I Don't Even Know Anymore, 42.5 pts
6. The Prime Ministers of Ireland, 41 pts
7. The 9th Bearded Infantry, 38.5 pts
8. Simpsons Trivia is Part of Us All, A Part of Us All, A Part of Us All37 pts
9. A Hundred Tacos for $100, 36 pts
10. The Bart, The, 33 pts
10. Ham, Database, Email, Cosine, Report Card, Cosmo & Lisa (The Super Friends) 33 pts
10. Trab Pu Kicp Maet, 33 pts
13. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 32.5 pts
14. Lisa Needs Braces/Dental Plan!, 32 pts
15. WO__D_ F_IR, 31.5 pts
16. A Mathematician, A Different Kind of Mathematician and a Statistician, 30.5 pts
17. The Soul Mass Transit System, 28 pts
18. Moe's Carhole, 27.5 pts
19. The Drunken Irish Novelists of Springfield, 26 pts
19. Radio Bart, 26 pts
21. Today, Everyone is a Little Bit Irish, Except, Of Course, For the Gays and Tom Petty, 25.5 pts
22. Reading Whackers, 25 pts
22. Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos, 25 pts
24. The Cane from Citizen Kane, 21 pts
25. Uncle Moe's Family Team Bag, 18.5 pts
26. The Garbage Man Can, 16.5 pts
27. Class After Class of Ugly, Ugly Children, 16 pts
28. Don't You Hate Pants?, 12 pts
29. Nothing at All, Nothing at All, Nothing at All..., 10 pts
30. RDRR, 7 pts
31. The Tell Tale Hearts, 5 pts

Monday, March 17, 2014

March 11, 2014 - Toronto




Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: In Marge We Trust, Bart Sells His Soul, Homer's Enemy
Categories: Miss Hoover, Spring Break!!!!
Winner: Local Team Ruins Everything

Final Standings:
1. Local Team Ruins Everything, 49.5 pts
2. When We First Came To Simpsons Trivia We Thought It Would Be Fun And Exciting, Like That Spaceballs Trivia Night. But Instead It's Become Boring And Repetitive Like That Police Academy Trivia Night, 46.5 pts
3. Beer Barons, 44.5
4. The Nelsons ft/The Absence of Mark Rodken….Oh, There He Is, 42 pts
5. Sex Cauldron, 41.5 pts
6. Good Teeth, Nice Smell, A Class Act All The Way, 38.5 pts
7. Pure West, 36.5 pts
8. Don't Do What Donny Don't Does, 36 pts
9. The Rand Corporation, 35 pts
9. They're In The Lift And The Lorry And The Bong Wizard, 35 pts
11. St. Patrick's Day: A Day Where We're All A Little Bit Irish, Except of Course The Gays and The Italians, 34.5 pts

12. The Team That Is Flattered, Maybe Even A Little Curious, But The Answer Is No, 34 pts
13. Handsome Homer Simpsons +3, 33 pts
13. Leper In The Backfield, 33 pts
15. Boy For Sale! Boy For Sale!, 32.5 pts
15. The Southern Dandies, 32.5 pts
17. Sweat Actually Cleans This Team, 32 pts
17. The Globex Corporation, 32 pts
17. Everyone's Saying Trivia This And Trivia That; But No One Is Saying Worship This And Jericho That,
20. My Team's A Box! Damn You! A Box!, 31.5 pts
20. The Team That Tried Its Best And Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is: Never Try, 31.5 pts
22. People Don't Want Teams Named After Hungry Old Greek Broads, 31 pts
23. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team, 30 pts
23. Put It In H, 30 pts
24. Iron Helps Us Play, 28.5 pts
24. I've Been Called Ugly, Pug Ugly, Fugly, Pug Fugly, But Never Ugly Ugly, 28.5 pts
24. The Pin Pals, 28.5 pts
24. The Thompsons, 28.5 pts
28. The Rory Calhouns, 28 pts
29. The Live-4-Ever, 27 pts
29. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks Who Ever Sucked, 27 pts
31. RDRR, 26.5 pts
31. The Weiner Patrol, 26.5 pts
31. What If We Talk Like This?, 26.5 pts
34. Bleeding Gums Smurfy, 26 pts
35. The Denver Broncos, 25 pts
35. The Langdon Algers (They're Quiet And Enjoy Puzzles), 25 pts
35. Kid Presentable, 25 pts
38. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 24.5 pts
38. Look At Us Rex Banner! We Have New Hats!, 24.5 pts
38. There's A-Doin's A-Transpirin', 24.5 pts
41. Embiggens Is A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name, 24 pts
41. The Cromulent Embiggeners, 24 pts
43. Funky See Funky Do with I Do Believe We're Naked, 23.5 pts
43. Hans Moleman Productions Presents, 23.5 pts
43. The Team That Doesn't Need A Big Name, Or Correct Spelling, 23.5 pts
46. Where's My Burrito?, 22 pts
47. Nuts And Gum: Together At Last!, 21.5 pts
48. Bonis Eruptus, 21 pts
49. The Special Friends, 19 pts
49. The Thompsons At Terror Lake, 19 pts
51. Go Banana!, 17 pts
51. Our Names Are Also Bort, 17 pts
53. Do I Know What Rhetorical Means?!, 16 pts
54. Hired Goons, 14.5 pts
54. Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And big Butts, 14.5 pts
56. We Need A Team Name That's Clever At First But Less Funny Every Time You Hear It, 13.5 pts
56. Yeah, We Ran Out Of Floorboards There, So We Painted The Dirt - Pretty Clever!, 13.5 pts
58. Ralph's Flaming Leprechauns, 4 pts





Tuesday, March 11, 2014

March 10, 2014 - Vancouver


Location: Simply Delicious
Episodes: Homer vs. The 18th Amendment, Marge vs. The Monorail, I Love Lisa
Categories: Milhouse
Winner: The Be Sharps II

Final Standings:
1. The Be Sharps II, 46 pts
2. NRA4EVR, 42.5 pts
3. The Springfield Wildcats, 40.5 pts
4. 1-800-DOCTORB, 40 pts
5. Worker and Parasite and Poochie, 39 pts
6. Ken Griffey's Grotesquely Swollen Jaw, 38 pts
7. Worker and Parasite and Gamblor, 36.5 pts
8. Up With Miniskirts, 36 pts
9. Sex Cauldron, 35.5 pts
10. Diablo Canyon 1, 33.5 pts
11. "Sparrow to Nest" , 33 pts
12. The Party Posse, 32.5 pts
13. The Whitey Whackers, 32 pts
14. The Hammock District (Down on 3rd), 30 pts
15. You'll Have To Speak Up, I'm Wearing A Towel, 29 pts
16. I Think It Was Called "The Team That Couldn't Slow Down", 27.5 pts
16. Guatemalan Insanity Peppers, 27.5 pts
18. Someone's Attractive Cousin, 27 pts
19. The Pigeonrats, 26 pts
19. Team Khla Kalash, 26 pts
21. The Mayor Quimby for Mayor Mayoral Committee, 25 pts
22. Steamed Hams, 24 pts
23. Smellin of Troy, 23.5 pts
24. Boxcar Fred, 20 pts
25. Shelbyville, 19.5 pts
26. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 18 pts
27. Thrillhouse, 16.5 pts
28. I'm Not A State, I'm A Monster, 15 pts
29. I'm A Guy Like Me!, 14 pts
30. Glove Slap, 13 pts
31. The Holy Rollers, 12.5 pts
32. The Be Sharps I, 10 pts
33. Team Muntz (Ha Ha), 8 pts
33. Duff Man. OH YEAH!, 8 pts

March 6, 2014 - Brooklyn


Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Homey The Clown, Burns' Heir, Lisa's Rival
Categories: Groundskeeper Willie, Homework & Tests
Winner: On This Team, We Obey The Laws Of Thermodynamics

Final Standings:
1. On This Team, We Obey The Laws Of Thermodynamics, 49 pts
1. Bahaha, The Legend Of The Dan-Faced Woman!, 49 pts
3. Dan's Latest Claptrap About His Flaming Libido, 48.5 pts
4. Krusty Brand Imitation Trivia Team - 9 Out Of 10 Hosts Can't Tell The Difference, 47.5 pts
5. I'm Sorry, I Can't Disclose Any Information About This Secret Illegal Team Name. Oh Crap, I Shouldn't Have Said They Had A Team Name. Oh Crap, I Shouldn't Have Said It Was A Secret. Oh Crap, I Certainly Shouldn't Have Said It Was Illegal…It's Too Cold Today, 44.5 pts
6. We Propose To You That Our Next Host Need Not Be A Boy In This Phallocentric Trivia Of Ours, 44 pts
7. A Bunch of Crazy Guys And Dolls, 42 pts
8. The New Bedlam Rest Home For The Emotionally Interesting, 40.5 pts
9. Stupid Hosts: Be More Funny!, 40 pts
9. (a sticker that said "I'm A Stupid Baby"), 40 pts
11. Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow, 39.5 pts
11. Muppets Go Medieval, 39.5 pts
13. Discovery Channel, 38 pts
14. 206 Bones, 50 Miles Of Small Intestines, Full Pouting Lips…Why This Team Is Less A Trivia Team Than A God, 36 pts
15. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 35.5 pts
15. The Team That Was A Fool To Think Anyone Would Want Nude Photos of Whoopi Goldberg, 35.5 pts
15. Pukahonta, 35.5 pts
18. Lemon-Shaped Rock, 34 pts
18. Lobster Stuffed With Tacos, 34 pts
18. The Lavatory Linksmen, 34 pts
21. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths And When They Bark They Shoot Bees At You, 33.5 pts
22. Blouse-Wearing Poodle-Walkers, 33 pts
23. Don't. Praise. The Machine, 32.5 pts
24. The International Drainage Commission, 30.5 pts
25. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!, 27 pts
26. Think Unsexy Thoughts, 25.5 pts
27. Handsome Homer Simpsons Plus 3, 23.5 pts
28. Juggler's Despair, 23 pts
29. Let's Roll, Shoshanna, 20.5 pts
30. Grimy, As He Liked To Be Called, 20 pts
31. Ooo, Erotic Cakes, 19.5 pts
31. Alien Insect Overlords, 19.5 pts
33. Do Not Touch Willie, 13.5 pts
33. You Have Selected No, 13.5 pts
35. Everything's Comin' Up Milhouse!, 10 pts
36. Mmmm…Berry Park, 8 pts

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

March 4, 2014 - Hamilton


Location: The Anchor Bar
Episodes: Homer Badman, Team Homer, Homer's Enemy
Winner: Steamed Hams, Especially Lisa…But Especially Bart (tie)

Final Standings:
1. Steamed Hams, 42.5 pts
1. Especially Lisa…But Especially Bart, 42.5 pts
3. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 42 pts
3. Fishbulb, 42 pts
5. Silhouette Night, 37.5 pts
5. The Gay Robots From Star Wars, 37.5 pts
7. No, My Son Is Also Named Bort, 37 pts
8. Wuzzle Wazzle, 35.5 pts
9. No Homers, 27 pts
10. Patty & Selma, 25 pts
11. Y6LE, 24.5 pts
12. The Speed Holes, 22 pts
13. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 21 pts
14. Not Quite A Mop, Not Quite A Puppet, 18 pts
15. Nick & Kendra, 11 pts
16. Giv'r Blind River, 6.5 pts

Thursday, February 20, 2014

February 17, 2014 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Episodes: Lisa on Ice, Mr. Plow, I Love Lisa
Categories: Patty & Selma, Movies
Winner: Our Team's Real Name is Corky

Final Standings:
1. Our Team's Real Name is Corky, 43.5 pts
2. You Were a Rotten Trivia Host, and I'll Never, EVER Forgive You! Can We Have Sex? Please??, 42 pts
3. Woozle-Wuzzle? Is That What Passes for a Team Name These Days?, 41.5 pts
4. The Vassar Bashers, 40 pts
5. Capital Knockers, 39 pts
6. The Four Elephants of the Apocalypse, 38 pts
7. Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp, 37 pts
8. P.S. I Am Gay, 35 pts
9. Spin the Middle Side Topwise, 34 pts
10. Some Sort of Non-Giving Up School Guy, 32.5 pts
11. Honk if You're Horny, 31.5 pts
11. The Moe Szyslak Experience Featuring Homer, 31.5 pts
13. Nuts and Gum (Together At Last), 30 pts
14. The Christ Punchers, 29.5 pts
14. Guy Incognito, 29.5 pts
16. Nuke the Whales, 29 pts
17. Not Now, I'm Too Drunk, 27.5 pts
18. The Crappy Little Elves, 24.5 pts
19. Dignity, 19 pts
20. Purple Monkey Dishwasher, 16 pts
21. Inanimate Carbon Team, 12.5 pts
22. The Ides of Marge, 12 pts
23. Bart Following Bannock, 2 pts

February 11, 2014 - Toronto


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: Last Temptation Of Homer, I'm With Cupid, I Love Lisa
Categories: Milhouse, Hallowe'en
Winner: meh.

Final Standings:
1. meh., 50 pts
2. 'Tis No Team. 'Tis A Remorseless Eating Machine, 46 pts
3. The Team That Would Be Happy To Win Shameful Bronze, 44 pts
3. The Team That Doesn't Like The Idea of Milhouse Having Two Spaghetti Meals In One Day, 44 pts
5. Homercles Cares Not For Team, 43.5 pts
6. Hark To The Tale Of The Nelsons & The Boy The Loved So Dear, 42.5 pts
6. Here At Globez, We Don't Believe In Team Names. In Fact, I Didn't Even Give You My Coat!, 42.5 pts
6. We Would Also Like To Express Our Fondness For That Particular Beer, 42.5 pts
9. My Theory Is: Skinner Likes Dog Food, 42 pts
9. The Rand Corporation In Conjunction With The Saucer People Under The Supervision Of The Reverse Vampires, 42 pts
9. The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell, 42 pts
12. I Do Believe We're Naked, 40.5 pts
13. Sex Cauldron, 39 pts
14. Handsome Homer Simpsons Plus Three, 38 pts
15. Power Plant Projections For Pete Porter In Pasadena, 37.5 pts
15. The Team That's Always Standing And Walking, 37.5 pts
17. Maybe It's The Beer Talking Marge, But You've Got A Butt That Won't Quit, 37 pts
17. We're Here, We're Queer, We Don't Want Any More Bears, 37 pts
19. We're A Team Of Few Words. Any Questions?, 36.5 pts
20. Kees Us Or Vee'll Krush You, 35.5 pts
20. The Partilally-Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages, 35.5 pts
20. The Weiner Patrol, 35.5 pts
23. We Like Roy, 33 pts
24. We Came To Burgle Carnegie Hall, 32 pts
25. Be Unto Like The Boy, 31.5 pts
25. The Damn Hell Ass Kings, 31.5 pts
27. Pepito: The Biggest Cat In The Whole Wide World, 31 pts
28. Put It In H, 30.5 pts
28. Sweet Merciful Crap! My Car!, 30.5 pts
28. The Langdon Algers (They're Quiet And Enjoy Puzzles), 30.5 pts
31. The Big Team of British Smiles, 30 pts
31. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 30 pts
33. The Doll's Trying To Kill Me And The Toaster's Been Laughing At Me, 29 pts
34. That Trivia Answer Wasn't Appropriate For Children! Really? I Keep My Pants On In This One, 28.5 pts
35. Abortions For Some, 28 pts
36. The Cadillac Lounge? They Didn't Even Give Free Beer To Those Freed Iranian Hostages, 27.5 pts
37. Bent Wookies, 27 pts
37. The Team With Bees In The Mouths, So When They Bark They Shoot Bees At You, 27 pts
37. We Like Roy! We Like Roy!, 27 pts
40. We Now Return To The Return Of The Pink Panther Returns, 26.5 pts
41. JP's Bonerland, 25 pts
41. Let's "Bee" Friends. It Says "Bee" And There's a Picture Of A Bee On It, 25 pts
43. Awww, the Denver Broncos!, 23.5 pts
43. This Team Was In The Cloest Making Babies, And I Saw One Of The Babies And The Baby Looked At Me, 23.5 pts
45. Simpsons Trivia - February 11, 2014. Creativity Ho!, 23 pts
46. Man Alive, There Are Men Alive In Here, 20.5 pts
47. Team KKK…Uh, That's Not Good, 20 pts
48. Things That Rhyme With Corey, 19.5 pts
49. Is This Team Going To Win? Most People Would Say "No, Of Course Not. What Kind Of A Stupid Question Is That?", 19 pts
50. The Lesson Is: Never Try, 16 pts
51. It Was The Best Of Teams, It Was The Blurst Of Teams?!, 4 pts