Tuesday, April 25, 2017

April 17th - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Patty and Selma, Baseball
Episodes: 22 Short Films About Springfield, Lady Bouvier's Lover, Homer at the Bat
Winners: Uh, Aaron and Warren, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things? Th-the things?
Best Team Name: This One's for you Aaron and Warren, special delivery from Uncle Will and all the rest in D Company. Yeah, Ryan, June, Chi-town Chris and Eddie. Yeah even Eddie. He ain't so stuck up once you get to…

1. Uh, Aaron and Warren, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things? Th-the things? (46 points)
2. Does Whiskey Count as a Team Name? (43 points)
3. Don't worry guys, this'll be  fun. Chicago's trivia is second only to Calgary, Toronto, Ottawa, Hamilton - well all of Canada. But you can thank your lucky stars we're not in Brooklyn!
(38.5 points)
4. Theme From a Pizza Place, From a Pizza Place, The Theme From a Pizza Place, It's the Theme… (37 points)
5. We changed our name to Homer Jr. The kids can call us HoJu. (36.5 points)
6. Christ Punchers (36 points)
7. This One's for you Aaron and Warren, special delivery from Uncle Will and all the rest in D Company. Yeah, Ryan, June, Chi-town Chris and Eddie. Yeah even Eddie. He ain't so stuck up once you get to… (35.5 points)
8. Trivia? Isn't This The Line for Metallica? (34 points)
9. Unnecessery Surgery Land (31.5 points)
10. The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner, The Bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher, The competent drumming of Don Brewer. (30.5 points)
T-11. Class 3 Kill Storm (29.5 points)
T-11. My Team's Breath Smells Like Catfood (29.5 points)
13. Little Billy and the McGarnacles (26.5 points)
14. Team Smrt (22 points)
15. I see you've played knifey-spooney before (21 points)
16. Mattina (8 points)

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Kitchener-Waterloo - April 19



Location: The Jazz RoomCategories: Krusty, Pets and AnimalsEpisodes: Homer's Enemy, 138th Episode Spectacular, Homer at the BatWinners: Banana
Best Team Name: Big Fat Dynamos


1. Banana - 40 pts (TIEBREAKER)
2. The Possible Homersexuals - 40 pts
3. Sorry we're late, can we have the money now? - 39 pts
3. We want Chilly Willy! - 37.5 pts (TIEBREAKER)
4. General Sherman - 37.5 pts
T6. Company L - 35 pts
T6. The Legend of the Dog-Faced Woman - 35 pts
8. P.S. I am gay - 34.5 pts
9. We Like Roy! - 34 pts
10. Capital City Goofballs - 33 pts
11. I heard your dad went into a restaurant and he ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant - 32.5 pts
12. Big Fat Dynamos - 31.5 pts
13. Dial "M" for Murderousness - 28.5 pts
14. The Law Talkin Guys - 27.5 pts
15. Matsumara Fishworks and Tomaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern - 27 pts
16. The Homewreckers - 25.5 pts
17. Can I borrow a feeling? - 24 pts
18. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt - 23 pts
19. The house next to the house with no numbers - 22 pts
20. Cromulent - 15.5 pts
21. Company "L" - 14 pts
22. Grimey - as we like to be called - 12.5 pts

Sunday, April 16, 2017

April 15, 2017 - CALGARY



Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Lisa the Iconoclast, Homer the Smithers, Bart on the Road
Categories: Patty & Selma, What is that you say? Vol. 2
Winner: Adam and Ezra, Every second until we meet atabs me like a thousand needles. Join me at Dickens Pub this Saturdat at 5. Perhaps later we will smooch up a storm. Sexily yours, Woody

1. Adam and Ezra, Every second until we meet atabs me like a thousand needles. Join me at Dickens Pub this Saturdat at 5. Perhaps later we will smooch up a storm. Sexily yours, Woody, 47.5
2. Something said, not good, don’t yell at Homer! No, that’s okay. Slow, he called you slow! How dare you call me slow? Are you still here Homer? You really are slow. Something said, not good., 46
2. Agents Mulder and Scully, FBI, 46
4. I thought I recognized you! I gave you a pint of Sprinklebr√§u back in 1947 to paint Dickens Pub and you never did it!, 44.5
5. Alright, you listen up you little FREAKS the fun stops here! You’re gonna shut your stinkin’ traps and behave damnit! This is one trivia team you’re not gonna SCREW with! TABLE 207., 44
6. Comrades, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whomever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya… What’s that? Oh, I mean, we’re Team Discovery Channel., 43.5
7. People of Dickens - Simpsons Trivia is a sham! It was started in 2015 by Adam as an excuse to beat up on Ezra., 38
8. We are the Terminizer: An Erotic Thriller! A team name about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. This robot, he’s got a heartbreaking decision to make about which Simpsons Trivia host lives… or dies!, 35.5
9. Monahan, knock him down if he gets in your way! Johnny, Johnny, go for the face! Ryan Kesler lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!, 35
10. We want Chilly Willy!, 35
11. Welcome to Simpsons Trivia where nothing can possibli go wrong! Possibly go wrong… that’s the first thing that’s gone wrong…, 34.5
12. Our team name is Agnes. It means lamb, lamb of god., 33
13. Losin' at trivia? Oh, you better believe that a paddlin’!, 29
14. Go out of a Saturday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?, 28
15. Sideshow Bobs, 4

Friday, April 14, 2017

April 11, 2017 - ST. CATHARINES


Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Technical Difficulties
Round Theme:  Baseball
Winner: The Hojus


1. The Hojus                                                                     46.5
2. Teh Seven Crystal Babies                                              42
3. It Took This Team 40 Minutes To Find Canada On The
Map                                                                                 34.5
3. Portrait of Six Assgrabbers                                            34.5
5. Dr. Nick Triviera                                                             33.5
6. You Know It's Agnes.  It Means Lamb.  Lamb Of God!      30.5
7. Methusela Rookie Cards                                                 29
8. I'm On-A-Rolla-Gay                                                        28
9. Stern Lecture Trivia (I Told You Not To Answer That!)        22
9. Beer Barons                                                                  22
11. Amanda Hug-n-kiss                                                      21.5
12. I Don't Mind You Peeing In The Shower, But Only If
You're Taking A Shower                                                      21
13. Lousy Smarch Weather                                                 19

April 11th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : All Stump The Host Questions! April Fools!
Episodes : Fear of Flying, The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular, Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
Winners : The Nelsons feat. We Brought This Table From Home
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Compadres, It Is Imperative That We Crush The Nelsons Before the Start of the Rainy Season. And Remember, a Shiny New Donkey For Whoever Brings Me the Head of Whoever They're Featuring.

1. The Nelsons feat. We Brought This Table From Home - 40.5 pts
2. Sex Cauldron - 36.5 pts
2. You're Right, Trivia. You're Always Trivia - 36.5 pts
4. They Called Us Team Gorgeous. Later On, It Was Team Presentable. Then Team Gruesome. And Finally, Team Moe. - 33.5 pts
5. The Fruit Punch Advisory Board - 32 pts
5. The International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs, and Nuclear Technicians - 32 pts
7. If Anyone Wants Some Butter, It's Under Our Team's Face - 27.5 pts
8. Compadres, It Is Imperative That We Crush The Nelsons Before the Start of the Rainy Season. And Remember, a Shiny New Donkey For Whoever Brings Me the Head of Whoever They're Featuring. - 26 pts
9. Oh, I Have Had It! I Have Had It With This Trivia Night, Brazeau! The Low Trivia Scores, Table After Table of Ugly, UGLY Teams! - 25.5 pts
10. Alternate Wording for the Team: Buttzilla - 24 pts
10. Team Discovery Channel - 24 pts
12. Mono = 1, Rail = Rail - 18 pts
13. The Folks Who Just Don't Feel Like Workin', God Bless 'Em! - 17.5 pts
14. Ayatollah Assaholla - 17 pts
15. Iron Helps Us Play - 16.5 pts
16. Lovematic Grampas - 15.5 pts
17. Buy Sunscreen For Legs - 13.5 pts
17. Young Women are Going to Want to Have Sex With Us, and We Want Them to Think They Can! - 13.5 pts
19. The Safety Salamanders - 8 pts
20. The Seat Moisteners From Sector 7G - 7.5 pts
21. The Diddly's - 6 pts
22. The Scienticians - 5 pts
23. Homer's Ooooohs - 2.5 pts

Sunday, April 9, 2017

April 4, 2017 - Hamilton


Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Techinical Difficulties
Round Theme:  Baseball
Winner: Trivia Is In Danger of Growing Stale.  We're Taking It To Strange New Places
Winner Best Team Name:  Use Your Phony Guns As Clubs!

1. Trivia Is In Danger of Growing Stale.  We're          44
Taking It To Strange New Places                
2. Disparaging Our Team Name Is A Bootable        43
Offence
3. The Southern Dandies                                      42.5
4. I Heard This Team Went Into A Restaurant and   39
Ate Everything In The Restaurant And They Had
To Close The Restaurant
5. Only Who Can Win Best Team? You Have          38
Selected 'Us', Referring To You. That Is Incorrect.
The Correct Answer Is 'You'.
6. You Don't Win Friends With Salad                      36
7. Damn Hell Ass Kings                                        36
8. The Movementarians                                        36
9. Hey Everybody I'm A Stupid Moron With An       33
Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells
And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt                            
10. Use Your Phony Guns As Clubs                      32
11. The Mr. Snrubs From Someplace Far Away      31
12. The Leader Beans                                          29.5
13. Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo                                     21.5


Thursday, March 30, 2017

March 21, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo



Location: The Jazz Room
Categories: Mr. Burns, Fights and Angry Mobs
Episodes: Bart on the Road, Homer vs. the 18th Amendment, Itchy and Scratchy Land
Winners: Y6le
Best Team Name: A Bunch of Little Rory Calhouns


1. Y6le - 49 pts
2. 1979 _onda Accord - 47.5 pts
3. People who look like things - 45 pts
4. Glower Power! - 44.5 pts
T5. No Homers Club - 42.5 pts
T5. Troy McClure in "Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds" - 42.5 pts
7. The law....talkin'....guys - 41.5 pts
8. Poison, poison, tasty feesh - 38.5 pts
9. Can't. Stop. Doing. The Monkey. - 37.5 pts
T10. A Bunch of Little Rory Calhouns - 36 pts
T10. Systems Analysts, Systems Analysts! - 36 pts
12. My damn weiner kids - 33.5 pts
13. The lemon-shaped rocks - 36.5 pts
14. Archie Bell and the Drells - 32 pts
15. Something like, um, "Team Discovery Channel", but not so lame - 31.5 pts
T16. He card reads good - 22 pts
T16. Trivia? This isn't the line for Metallica? - 22 pts
18. Board with a nail in it - 21.5 pts
19. Precious Venus - 20 pts
20. Canyonero - 13 pts
21. Someone Else's Underprivileged Son - 11.5 pts