Saturday, March 25, 2017

March 21, 2017 St. Catharines


Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochy Show, Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment, The Canine Mutiny
Round Theme:  Sports
Winner: Our Team Is Also Named Bort

1. Our Team Is Also Named Bort                                        42
2. The Beer Baron                                                             38.5
3. The Team That's Going Back To Winnipeg                       35
4. Can't Someone Else Do It?                                             32
5. The No Kids And Three Money                                        30
6. Moe, Or As The Ladies Call Us, "Hey You, Behind The 
Bushes!"                                                                          29.5
7. Amanda Hugnkiss                                                         25.5
7. Put It In H!                                                                    25.5
9. Chef Lonely Hearts Soup For One                                   24
10. Why Must I Fail At Every Attempt At Trivia                    22
11. Lousey Smartch Weather                                              18.5
12. Flaming Moes                                                              13.5
13. The Lone Disco Stu                                                      13.5
14. Bovine University Alumni                                               12
15. Solid Wood                                                                    3

Thursday, March 23, 2017

March 20th - DIORAMA-RAMA - Chicago



Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Milhouse, Rock and/or Roll
Episodes:Homer vs. the 18th Amendment, Lisa's Rival, A Fish Called Selma
Winners: Chicken Necks?
Diorama Winner: Monica Vazquez for Lisa Needs Braces
Best Team Name: Thanks to Emily! She'll keep our team from resorting to homosexuality…for about ten minutes.


1. Chicken Necks? 45 pts
2. When we grow up, we want to be trivia hosts or a caterpillar. We love you, Aaron and Warren! 44.5 pts
3. Thanks to Emily! She'll keep our team from resorting to homosexuality…for about ten minutes. 39.5 pts
4, I hate it when teams stick together, sticking together is what good teams do. 39 pts
5.The sweet, sweet cans 38.5 pts
6.200 teams and nothing but cats 37 pts
7. Ayn Rand's Team for Tots 36 pts
7,Your teenage son or daughter will think these new trivia hosts are really cool. 36 pts
9. The same Benedict Arnold who surrendered West Point to the Hated British 34.5 pts
10. They're like …some sort of…non-giving up…trivia guys 33.5 pts
11. We don’t know what phallocentric means, but no girls! 33 pts
11. The Dryyyyy Cracker 33 pts
13. Children's letter to God (To Jettison) 32.5 pts
14. People of Pizzeria Serio: Simpsons Trvia is a sham! It was started in 1924 as an excuse to beat up the Irish 32 pts
14. The Doodletown Pipers 32 pts
16. The team with bees in their mouths and when they answer questions they shoot bees at you 30.5 pts
17. Well that's just great, Seymour. We've answered six questions and you've already managed to lose trivia…sexless freak 29.5 pts
18. No one who speaks German could be an evil man 29 pts
19. Team discovery channel 28.5 pts
20. The Barts 27.5 pts
21. The team that couldn't slow down 17.5 pts
22. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson and Murdecai "3 Finger" Brown 16.5 pts

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

March 20, 2017 - Vancouver



Location: 
The American
Categories: "Alcohol", Kent Brockman
Episodes: A Milhouse Divided, Homer vs The 18th Ammendment, Much Apu About Nothing
Winners: Bonerland
Best Team Name: Simpsons trivia?! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of Vancouver? Localized ENTIRELY in The American?!


1. Bonerland - 42 pts
2. The Butthead Memorial Trivia Team - 40 pts
3. Suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked - 38 pts
4. The Flying Hellfish - 37.5 pts
5. Ayn Rand's School for Trivia Contestants - 34.5 pts
6. Simpsons trivia?! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of Vancouver? Localized ENTIRELY in The American?! - 32 pts
7. Your trivia questions are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter - 31 pts
8. All the kids on this team are SOBs - 30.5 pts
9. Starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers - 30.5 pts
10. The phony trivia team can be identified by their high top sneakers and their incredibly dirty mouths - 30 pts
11. This team is directly under the earth's sun... NOW! - 29.5 pts
12. So I rode out Simpsons trivia posing as a German cabaret singer - 29.5 pts
13. Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo - 27 pts
14. Miguel Sanchez - 27 pts
15. 
Damn Wiener Kids - 27 pts
16. Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure - 26.5 pts
17. Kwik-e-Mart Gougers - 25 pts
18. Now Calm Down, Neddily-Diddily- Diddily-Diddily-Diddily. The Trivia Team Did Their Best, Shoddily-Iddily-Iddily-Diddily - 24.5 pts
19. We got more gongs than that breakdancing robot that caught on fire - 22.5 pts
20. Trombopoline! - 21.5 pts
21. The B-Sharps - 20 pts
22. Montgomery Boo-urns - 16.5 pts
23. The Bent Wookees - 15.5 pts
24. Ow, my eye, I'm not supposed to get trivia in it! - 14.5 pts
25. Team Hoju - 14 pts
26. The Krustyburgers - 13.5 pts
27. Mr. Plow - 12.5 pts
28. Worst. Team. Ever - 12.5 pts
29. Never Try - 9.5 pts
30. WE WANT CHILLY WILLY - 6.5 pts
31. Party Posse - 5.5 pts

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

March 14th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Lunch Lady Doris, Sports
Episodes : Bart Vs Australia, Separate Vocations, Scenes From The Class Struggle In Springfield
Winners : The Nelsons feat. The Team That Would Rather Play Hackysack Than Lock Up the Homeless
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : The Highly Suggestable Types

1. The Nelsons feat. The Team That Would Rather Play Hackysack Than Lock Up the Homeless - 46 pts
2. Sex Cauldron - 44.5 pts
3. Sure, We're Alive, But Why? - 40.5 pts
4. A Trivia Night With Simon Hosting is a Lot Like a Mule With a Spinning Wheel. Nobody Knows He Got It, and Danged If He Knows How To Host It. - 40 pts
5. Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys - 39 pts
6. That's Game, Hendrix! - 36.5 pts
7. Caulk, Delicious Caulk - 35.5 pts
7. Class III Kill Team - 35.5 pts
7. I Am Looking Forward to an Orderly Trivia Night, Which Will Eliminate the Need for a Violent Bloodbath - 35.5 pts
10. The Team With the Bees in Our Mouths, and When We Bark We Shoot Bees at You - 34 pts
11. 9 Flabby Grapes - 33.5 pts
11. Bang Bang Bart and the Chief Justices of the Supreme Court - 33.5 pts
11. Discovery Channel - 33.5 pts
14. Baron Von Chickenpants - 33 pts
14. Spider Pig and His Amazing Friends - 33 pts
16. Simpsons Trivia: In Order to Explain Why Your Hormones Will Soon Make You an Easy Target For Every Smooth Talking Matt Smith With His Own Car and a Tight Hoodie, I Will Now Show a Short Sex Education Film - 32 pts
16. We Are the Lizard Queens of Summertime! - 32 pts
18. We Watched Simpsons Trivia in a Bar Last Month. The Sound Wasn't On But We Got the Drift of It - 31.5 pts
19. We Could Go Rent a Carpet Shampooer - 31 pts
20. The Walking Clocks - 30.5 pts
21. Floor Pie - 30 pts
22. Five Out of Seven - 29.5 pts
22. Lovematic Grampas - 29.5pts
24. The Highly Suggestable Types - 29 pts
25. Iron Helps Us Play!! - 28.5 pts
25. Monster Island (is Actually a Peninsula) - 28.5 pts
25. Wadded Beef - 28.5 pts
28. The Lizard Queens! - 26.5 pts
29. *slobbers* Auaughhghh... Precious Venus - 25.5 pts
29. We Eat Froot Loops For Breakfast! - 25.5 pts
31. A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name - 24 pts
32. Doctor Nick Trivieras - 23.5 pts
32. Number 8 (BELCH!) "Taking Barber Shop to New Places!" - 23.5 pts
34. 4 Little Rory Calhouns - 21 pts
35. A Team Whose Very Conscious Was Was Washed Away in a Tide of Beer and Green Vomit - 20 pts
36. Keep Rocking Forever... Forever... Forever - 19.5 pts
37. Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo - 19 pts
38. Murderhorn - 18.5 pts
39. The Joy of Cooking Milhouse - 18 pts
40. Klondike-5-3226 - 17 pts
41. Thrillhouse - 10 pts
42. Who Calls a Team Bort?! - 9.5 pts

Sunday, March 12, 2017

March 7, 2017 - HAMILTON


Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Who Shot Mr. Burns part 2, King Sized Homer, Scenes From A Class Struggle In Springfield
Round Theme:  Who Said It
Winner: If We Wanted To See A Man Reading Trivia, We'd Have Gone To A Trivia Reading Class
Winner Best Team Name:  Gerry, You've Got It Set On Whore!


1. If We Wanted To See A Man Reading Trivia,         45.5
We'd Have Gone To A Trivia Reading Class                     
2. Lisa, Women Will Like What I Tell Them To Like 45
3. The Southern Dandies                                      44
3. The Popes Of Chilitown                                    44
5. Do You Find Something Funny About The Word
'Tromboner'?                                                        43
6. You'll Have To Speak Up I'm Wearing A Towel     42.5
7. Our Half-Inflated Dark Lord!                               41.5
8. A Joint Venture Of matsumara Fishworks and
Tamarabiashi Heavy Manufacturing Concern          37.5
9. The Pin Pals (Black Ink)                                   36
10. The Boogeyman or Boogeymen In The House   35
11. Chalmskin                                                      34
12. The Hooligans                                                33.5
13. The No Brians Club                                         32
14. This Team Is Also Named Bort                        28.5
15. The Pin Pals (Red Ink)                                    28.5
16. Gerry, You've Got It Set On Whore!                  22.5
17. The Fishbulbs                                                8
18. Simpsons Suckage*                                       2

*they weren't lying

March 11, 2017 - CALGARY



Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: In Marge We Trust, Homer's Enemy, The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase
Categories: Dr. Julius Hibbert, YOINK!
Winner: Local Couple Ruins Everything

1. Local Couple Ruins Everything, 48
2. Stupid Idiot Crappy Club For Jerks, 47.5
3. HoJu & The No Homers Club, 47
4. Springfield Bear Patrol, 46.5
5. The Delicious Doorstops, 46
5. I used to be an alcoholic with nothing to do on Saturdays until I met Adam and Ezra, who gave me this trivia sheet and a pint of Sprinklebräu. Sheet liquor eases the pain., 46
7. A Reading of Bad Simpsons Fanfic, 44
8. My team is also named Bort, 42.5
8. The Sickos at Modern Bride Magazine, 42.5
10. The Mediocre President, 41
10. Oh I’ve had it. I have had it with this trivia game! The low quiz scores and table after table of ugly, ugly players., 41
12. Pelé is king of trivia night, but to be king of your kitchen, use Crestfield wax paper., 39
13. Captain Bart and the Tequila Mockingbirds, 38.5
14. Lousy Smarch Weather, 38
15. The Rumpy Dopplegängers, 37.5
15. Why should the race always be to the swift? Or the Jumble to the quick witted? Or the trivia to the nerdy? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts god gave them? Well, I say using Frinkiac in the bathroom is the gift man gives himself!, 37.5
17. So I said, “listen Adam and Ezra, your car was flipped over when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn’t have mouthed off like that!”, 36
18. If only we’d listened to that trivia host, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven., 35.5
19. The Thompson, 35
20. Just eat the damn oranges!!!, 34.5
21. Call 1-800-DOCTORB (The extra “B” is for “Trivia”), 34
22. The Rory Calhouns, 32
23. The Moe Quizlak Experience, 29.5
24. The Pre-Whacked Snakes, 28
25. Polly Wolly Crapper, 26
26. Donuts? I told you I don’t like ethnic foods!, 24.5
27. The Pöpli Kids, 22.5
28. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 18.5
29. Oliver Klozoff, 17.5
29. This is Moleman in the Morning. Good Moleman to you., 17.5
29. Zephyrs, 17.5

Thursday, February 23, 2017

February 21, 2017 - St. Catharines


Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Marge Gets a Job, New Kid on the Block, Mr. Plow
Round Theme:  Reverend Lovejoy/Springfield Elementary
Winner: Blouse Wearing Poodle Walkers


1. Blouse Wearing Poodle Walkers                                      48
2. Leg Up Program                                                             47.5
3. Let The Record Show The Trivia Team Made The Drinky
Drinky Motion                                                                    46
4. Mugs You Don't Wanna Chug                                          40.5
5. Compuglobalhypermeganet                                             38
6. Lenny = White Carl = Black                                            37.
7. Gabbo...GABBO...GABBO!!                                           35.5
7. Born To Runner-Up                                                         35.5
7. The Team That Travelled The Least Distance To Be Here  35.5
10. Miguel Sanchez and Associates                                     29
11. The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And 
Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts            28
12. Pitt. The. Elder!                                                            24.5
13. Santos L. Halper                                                           22.5
14. Zombie Shakespeare and Friends                                  20.5
15. The Hammock District                                                   18
16. The Duffs                                                                     14
17. Santos L. Halper AKA Snowball I                                   12
18. Mr. Plow and The Plow King                                           9.5
19. A Perfectly Cromulent Name                                          9   
20. Boobastank                                                                  *50 
*given an honorary score of 50 because they were a team of hot girls who just happened to be there and decided to play and were good sports about it all game