Friday, November 17, 2017

November 14th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Nuclear Power Plant Employee, Literature
Episodes : Lemon of Troy, Ragin' Abe Simpson and His Grumblin' Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Bart Vs Thanksgiving
Winners : The Nelsons ft. The Ethnic Comedy of Dugan & Dershowitz
Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming : Dear Chris, As I Write This, I Am Very Sad. Our Team Has Been Overthrown (Man's Voice) and Replaced by the Benevolent General Krull! All Hail Krull and His Glorious New Regime! Sincerely, Little Girl

1. The Nelsons ft. The Ethnic Comedy of Dugan & Dershowitz - 48 pts
2. Kwik-E-Mart Gougers - 47 pts
3. Chris, I'm Not Gonna Lie to You. Six Days a Week This Team is a Hockey Rink - 44.5 pts
3. Who Wants a Bathtub Mint Julep? - 44.5 pts
5. The One Team We Might Possibly Have Considered Thinking About Becoming Interested In - 41.5 pts
6. Moochin' War Widows - 41 pts
7. The Big Team of British Smiles - 37.5 pts
8. This Team Isn't About the Trivia, It's About Rebellion! About Political and Social Upheavel! - 36.5 pts
9. Sex Cauldron - 36 pts
10. You Know What's Great About You Brits? Octopussy. I Must Have Seen That Movie... Twice - 34.5 pts
11. Dear Chris, As I Write This, I Am Very Sad. Our Team Has Been Overthrown (Man's Voice) and Replaced by the Benevolent General Krull! All Hail Krull and His Glorious New Regime! Sincerely, Little Girl - 31 pts
11. Nancy Drew Says All You Need To Answer Trivia Questions is an Inquisitive Temperament and Two Good Friends, and I've Got an Inquisitive Temperament - 31 pts
11. There's Something About Playing Trivia at Night That's Just So Unwholesome - 31 pts
14. Cesspool, Cesspool, Cesspool - 30.5 pts
15. The Team That Comes Out Every Trivia Night... Like Urkel! - 30 pts
16. The Head Bee Guys - 29 pts
17. A Joint Venture of Matsumara Fishworks and Tamaribuci Heavy Manufacturing Concern - 28.5 pts
18. Lovematic Grampas - 27.5 pts
19. Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Trivia Team - 25 pts
20. The Team That Lives In a Single Room Above a Bowling Alley and Below Another Bowling Alley - 24 pts
21. Second Comes Right After First *AWKWARD PAUSE* - 23 pts
21. The Iggy - 23 pts
23. Boring Old Biddies - 22.5 pts
24. Iron Helps Us Play! - 21.5 pts
24. The Wallet Inspectors - 21.5 pts
24. Trivia is Meaningless. It Can Be Used to Prove Anything. - 21.5 pts
24. We Drove 2000 Miles For This? - 21.5 pts
28. Justice for Maude - 20 pts
29. Dr. Nick Triviera - 19.5 pts
29. The Team Name is Also Cursed! - 19.5 pts
31. Kid Presentable - 19 pts
32. I've Had Enough of Your Trivia Bashing, Young Man - 18.5 pts
33. The C Flats - 17.5 pts
33. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad! - 17.5 pts
35. The Mighty Pigs - 17 pts
36. That's One Fine Looking Answer Sheet. Why Doesn't Mine Look Like That? - 13.5 pts
37. Are Poo and Ass Taken? - 12.5 pts
38. You Don't Win Trivia With Five Points - 7 pts

Thursday, November 16, 2017

November 15, 2017 - Indianapolis


Location: Tappers Arcade Bar
Categories: Milhouse, Finish the Quote
Episodes: Homer's Enemy, Trash of the Titans
Winner: Art, Cart, Dart, E-Art
  1. Art, Cart, Dart, E-Art - 37
  2. Team Discovery Channel - 32
  3. No One's Gay for Moleman - 29
  4. Kwik-E-Smrts - 21
  5. Ace Chemicals - 17
  6. I Love You, Dr. Zaius - 12
  7. Big Book of British Smiles - 11
  8. Stonecutters - 8

Sunday, November 12, 2017

November 7, 2014 - Hamilton


Location:  Honest Lawyer on the Mountain, Hamilton
Episodes: The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson, Treehouse of Horror VIII,  Treehouse of Horror IX
Round Theme:  Treehouse of Horror (duh)
Winner: The Popes of Chilitown
Winner Best Team Name:  It's Krust-a-rific Johnny Unitas, But Is My Upper Lip Supposed To Bleed Like This?


1. The Popes of Chilitown                                           45         
2. This Team Contains Pottasium Benzoate               42.5
3. The Trivia Host's Name is Hall?!  We've Been 
Calling Him Crandall.  We've Been Making Fools 
Of Ourselves                                                               42
4. Well, This Team Doesn't Deserve To Win                 39
5. The Re-Neducation Centre                                     37.5
6. The Popli Kids                                                         36.5
7. I'm Glad There's A Curse On This Place                35.5
8. The Southern Dandies                                            35
9. It's Krust-a-rific Johnny Unitas, But Is My 
Upper Lip Supposed To Bleed Like This?                   33                          
10. The Doctorbs                                                        32.5
11. Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)        32
12. My Team is Also Named Bort                               31.5
13. Hollywood Upstairs Medical Collage                    31
14. Wang Computers                                                  27
15. Quoth The Raven, "Nevermore"                           20.5

Sunday, November 5, 2017

October 30, 2017 - Detroit



Location: Tipsy McStagger’s
Categories: Bodily Injuries, Kang and Kodos
Episodes: ToH II, ToH VI, ToH VIII
Winner: Do Not Touch Willie

1. Do Not Touch Willie - 46.5
2. Aliens, Bioduplication, etc. - 44.5
3. Ape Island Jaycees - 44.0
4. Dignity - 43.5
5. Pi is Exactly 3 - 38.5
6. Alone Again Natural-Diddily - 38.5
7. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks that Ever Sucked - 36.5
8. Pin Pals - 31.5
9. Rebigulator - 26.0

Friday, October 27, 2017

October 25, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo


Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Sideshow Bob, Monsters and Candy
Episodes : Treehouse of Horror IV, V, and VII
Winners : The Newest Edition of Gigantic Asses
Best Team Name : The doctor said I wouldn't have any more nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there

1. The Newest Edition of Gigantic Asses - 48 pts
2. Skeleton Power - 46 pts
3. Banana - 45 pts
T4. Members of the Bonerland Medical Association - 44.5 pts
T4. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 44.5 pts
6. To pronounce our team name correctly, we'd have to pull out your tongue - 42 pts
7. Bad corpse! Bad corpse! Stop scaring Smithers! - 40 pts
8. You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel - 39 pts
9. The team next to the team with no numbers - 37 pts
10. Go Banana - 36 pts
11. Stupid Sexy Flanders - 35 pts
12. The first non-Brazilian team to travel backwards through time - 32.5 pts
13. No Homers - 29 pts
14. The doctor said I wouldn't have any more nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there - 27 pts
T15. I voted for Kodos - 23.5 pts
T15. Tomacconists - 23.5 pts
17. My Cat's Breath Smells Like Cat Food - 17 pts
18. Team Kwyjibo - 16 pts
19. We're sending our hope down the well - 15.5 pts

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

October 25, 2017 - Chicago


Location: Moe's Tavern Pop-Up (Replay Lincoln Park)
Winner: This Team Doesn't Like the Idea of Having 2 Simpsons Trivia Nights in 1 Month

1. This Team Doesn't Like the Idea of Having 
Simpsons Trivia Nights in 1 Month, 29 pts
2. The Best Team's in the Rump, 28.5 pts
2. Good Grief MORE Satan's Boners, 28.5 pts 
4. Thrillho, 27.5 pts
5. The Zombie Flanders, 27 pts
6. Kent-Resting People, 26.5 pts
7. Flandcrest Enterprises, 25 pts
8. Charles Kuralt, 24.5 pts
9. The Flaming Moes, 23.5 pts
9. A Groin-Grabbingly Good Team, 23.5 pts
11. Homer J. Fong, 23 pts
12. Professor PJ Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great 
American Steakery, 22.5 pts
13. Kwik-E-Smarts, 22 pts
13. Hungry, Hungry Hippos, 22 pts
15. The Fighting Hellfish, 21.5 pts
16. A-Bort Mission, 20 pts
17. Gladys, the Groovy Mule, 19.5 pts
17. The Hammock District, 19.5 pts
17. Big Poppa Smurf, 19.5 pts
20. Duff McKagans, 18 pts
21. White Wine Spritzers… Spritzers.., 14.5 pts
21. Big Wheels at the Cracker Factory, 14.5 pts
23. BRAT, 12.5 pts
23. The Peppermint Glaciers, 12.5 pts
25. The Flaming Homos, 11.5 pts
26. Frink's Grads (aka Poor Life Choices), 7.5 pts
26. Eat My Shorts, 7.5 pts
28. Tuborg, the Lover of Danish Kings, 7 pts

October 18, 2017 - Chicago


Location: Moe's Tavern Pop-Up (Replay Lincoln Park)
Winner: Smooth Jimmy's Lock of the Week

1. Smooth Jimmy's Lock of the Week, 28 pts
2. Daddy's Chubby Little Secret, 27.5 pts
3. The Big Wheels at the Cracker Factory, 26.5 pts 
4. Conditions are a Little Windy, 22 pts
5. Truckasaurus, 19.5 pts
6. Flying Hellfish, 12 pts
6. Bovine University, 12 pts
8. The Stonecutters, 9.5 pts
9. Wildcats, 9 pts
10. Titanic Swim Team, 4 pts