Sunday, January 15, 2017

January 14, 2017 - CALGARY


Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Stark Raving Dad, Bart the Murderer, Like Father, Like Clown
Categories: Jasper, Tomatoes & Ketchup
Winner: Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Table 205 Adjacent]

1. Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Table 205 Adjacent], 49
2. Yahoo Recovering Alcoholic Jug Band, 47.5
3. Trivia is not a frivolous thing, Adam and Ezra. It has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale. Now let’s vote., 46.5
4. Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Table 205], 45.5
5. Guilty of mayhem, indecent exposure, freaked out behaviour both chronic and recent, drinking and driving, narcotic possession, and that’s just page 1 of our 10 page confession., 44
6. This Simpsons trivia team has been replaced by the benevolent General Krull. All hail krull and his glorious new regime. Sincerely, little girl., 43.5
7. Alcoholics: the unemployable, angry loners, 43
8. Alumni of Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, 42
8. Family, religion, friendship… These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in Simpsons trivia. [Couch Table], 42
10. Me fail Simpsons trivia? That’s unpossible!, 40
11. Bart, these look real… check the authenticator spot. This is an authentic Simpsons trivia team name. For authentic refreshment, eat Clark Bars, and for totally outrageous class rings, it’s Josten’s., 38
11. Max Power, 38
13. We make a good team. A groin-grabbingly good team!, 37.5
14. Captain Bring-Down and the Buzz-Killers, 37
15. Honour Roller/K-W-Y-J-I-B-O!!! 22 pts. plus triple word score, plus 50 pts. for using all my letters… (games over I’m outta here), 36.5
15. Those rowdy members of Chug-a-Lug House, 36.5
15. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 36.5
15. The Windy Apple Goofballs, 36.5
19. Aurora Borealis?! In this part of the country, this time of year, this time of day, located entirely within Dickens?, 34.5
19. If word gets out about this, Crazy Clown Airlines will be a laughing stock., 34.5
21. This trivia night is a part of us all. A part of us all! A part of us all!, 32
22. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get., 31.5
23. The Be Sharps, 30.5
24. The Stars of the Big Book of British Smiles, 27.5
25. Premium Dude!, 24
25. Put it in H!, 24
27. Inanimate Carbon Rods, 21.5
28. I voted for Kodos, 20.5
29. Compuglobalhypermeganet, 16
29. You don’t make friends with salad, 16

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

January 10, 2017 - ST. CATHARINES


Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Kamp Krusty, A Streetcar Named Marge, Homer The Heretic
Round Theme:  Bart Simposon
Winner: They Taste Like Burning


1. They Taste Like Burning                                                 48
2. Pig a Bar                                                                       46
3. The Trivia Team Known as 7 7 X 4 2                                44
4. I Insist We Cheat                                                           40.5
5. There's Your Answer Fishbulb                                         37.5
6. The Mount Carlmore Paddlers                                         30.5
7. The Capital City Goofballs                                              24.5
8. Mr. Plow                                                                        20
9. Team Canyonero                                                            16.5

January 10th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Rod and Todd, Food
Episodes : Homer Vs The Eighteenth Amendment, Three Men and A Comic Book, Homer the Heretic
Winners : The Nelsons feat. The Noodle Armed Choir Boys
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : We Got a Great Trivia For You Tonight. Actually, the Last Half Hour is a Real Garbage Dump

1. The Nelsons feat. The Noodle Armed Choir Boys - 46 pts
2. Minus Ten Points for Chris! - 45.5 pts
3. Flim Springfield - 45 pts
4. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat Hatless! - 44 pts
4. Sex Cauldron - 44 pts
6. You Know, That Team That's Always Standing & Walking - 43.5 pts
7. I Told You This Team Was Soft on Full Frontal Nudity - 42 pts
7. Martin Sheen's Teen Scene - 42 pts
7. We're Okay Today! Our Moms Bought Us Deodorant! - 42 pts
10. Damn Hell Ass Kings - 41 pts
10. The Blunchblacks of Blotre Blames - 41 pts
12. We'll Win at Trivia One Day... No You Woooon't... Yes We Will... Wooon't - 40.5 pts
13. That Team That's Always Standing and Talking - 39.5 pts
13. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel - 39.5 pts
15. Shelbyville Manhattan and His Attractive Cousins - 38.5 pts
15. Worker & Parasite - 38.5 pts
17. No Team Name! Stick! Stick! - 38 pts
18. Team Discovery Channel - 36 pts
18. We Got a Great Trivia For You Tonight. Actually, the Last Half Hour is a Real Garbage Dump - 36 pts
20. The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel (The Lesser) - 34.5 pts
21. This is Great, and All We've Done is Enter Our Team Names - 34 pts
22. Turkey Behind the Bed - 33.5 pts
23. The Lovematic Grandpas - 33 pts
24. They Were the Best of Teams, They Were the Blurst of Teams - 32 pts
25. The Bang Bang Barts - 31 pts
26. The Denver Broncos - 30.5 pts
27. Super Villain Seizes East Coast - 30 pts
28. The Steamed Hams - 27 pts
29. I Think They Were Called "The Team That Couldn't Slow Down" - 26.5 pts
30. Don't Cry For Us, We Already Lost - 25.5 pts
31. Compuglobalhypermeganet - 25 pts
32. We're Not Wearing Ties at All - 24 pts
33. The Embiggeners - 21.5 pts
34. Patty, Selma & JubJub - 19 pts
35. Funky See, Funky Do - 15.5 pts
36. Jimmy from Regina - 11.5 pts

Monday, January 9, 2017

January 3, 2017 - HAMILTON



Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Homer The Great, And Maggie Makes Three, Bart's Comet
Round Theme:  Who Said It
Winner: People Who Look Like Things


1. People Who Look Like Things?                         43.5
2. The Be Sharps                                                41.5
3. Dr. Mr. Hall, There are Too Many Trivia Teams
Nowadays. Please Eliminate 3.  P.S. We Are Not
Crackpots                                                           40
4. The Trivia Team Forged By Lucifer Himself        39
5. The Three Duffs                                              38.5
5. Snack Related Mishap                                     38.5
7. Chair Moisteners from Sector 7G                      37.5
8. You'll Have To Speak Up I'm Wearing A Towel    36.5
9. Bigger Than Jesus                                           34
10. Is It About My Cube                                       33.5
10. We're Here, We're Queer, We Don't Want Any
More Bears                                                         33.5
12. Bonerland Medical Association                        30
12. The Christ Punchers                                       30
14. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever 
Sucked                                                                26.5
15. One...Where's The Fife?  Two...Gimme The 
Fife                                                                     24
16. Lord Palmerson and Pitt The Elder                   23.5
17. This Is A Girl Scout Meeting                            20.5
18. The Team That Can Tell The Difference 
Between Butter And I Can't Believe It's Not Butter   15
19. White Wine Spritzer                                         12.5
                                                   

Sunday, January 8, 2017

January 5, 2017 - Brooklyn, NY


Location: The Kings Beer Hall 
Categories: Lisa Simpson; Parenting   
Episodes: Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming; In Marge We Trust; Homer Defined  
WinnerSo we've ruined our lives...

1. So we've ruined our lives..., 48 pts
2. Stupid Babies Need the Most Attention, 47.5 pts
3. Uncle Dan's Family Feedbag, 47 pts
4. What are you cackling at Dan? Too much pie, that's your problem, 44.5 pts
5. History's Greatest Monster, 44 pts
6. Doing Simpsons Trivia is so horribly repetitive. I've said "Worst Episode Ever" so many times the words have lost all meaning!, 43 pts
6. Professor Andrew Ennals of the University of Toronto writes "I think Dan gets stupider every trivia", 43 pts
8. Nutty Cuckoo Super King Beer Hall, 39.5 pts
8. Dans, nobody wants to hear the nonsensical ravings of a loudmouthed malcontent!, 39.5 pts
8. Don't worry class, these trivia questions will have no effect on your grade. They merely determine your future social status, 39.5 pts
11. A mathematician, a different kind of mathematician and a statistician, 38 pts
11. We're a trivia team made up of white males aged 18 to 49, everyone listens to our answers, no matter how dumb they are!, 38 pts
13. I assure you our trivia teams low school is the result of an unrelated alcohol problem, 32.5 pts
14. That'll make your bull run..., 32 pts
15. Save the Termites, 29.5 pts
16. Trivia Contestants can be so cruel. (We can?!), 29 pts
16. [A Drawing of Dignity], 29 pts
18. Bonestorm IV, 28 pts
19. Butter that Bacon, 27.5 pts
20. The Finger Thing Means The Taxes, 26 pts
20. Dr. Nick Trivieria, 26 pts
20. School of Hard Knockers, 26 pts
23. Wow! A blue car!, 20 pts
24. The suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked, 16 pts
25. Sadgasm Third/Marge's Sister's Lovers, 13.5 pts
26. Standing with Rory Calhoun, 12.5 pts
27. The Thigh Jazz Band, 10.5 pts
28. Official Poochie Fan Club, 9 pts
29. Yikes, 7 pts

30. Larry Leadfoot, 3.5 pts

Saturday, December 24, 2016

December 13, 2016 - St. Catharines




Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire, Colonel Homer, Black Widower
Round Theme:  Principal Skinner
Winner: Unloved By Al



1. Unloved by Al                                                                47
2. The Writhing Funzos                                                      46.5
3. Someone's Attractive Cousin                                          44
4. We're Sending Our Trivia Down The Well                          39.5
5. Team Discovery Channel                                                32.5
6. Don't Face This Christmas Sober: Drink Duff!                   31
7. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge                                      28
8. Mooching War Widows                                                    25.5
9. The Moon Money McCutcheons                                       24
10. Can I borrow an Answer?  Can You Lend Me a Jar of 
      Trivia?                                                                         22.5

Thursday, December 15, 2016

December 13th, 2016 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Apu, Alcohol
Episodes : Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?, Mountain of Madness, Mr. Plow
Winners : A Few Prawns Short of a Team
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence:  God Bless You, Chris Brazeau. We'd Kiss You But Doctor Says This Team is Sick *HACKING COUGH*

**We raised $350 for the Daily Bread Food Bank through our raffle!!!! Thank you for your generosity!!!**

1. A Few Prawns Short of a Team - 48 pts
2. Sex Cauldron - 46 pts
3. "We Can't Go To Trivia! They Pee in a Cup and Throw It On You! I Saw it in a Movie." "There Won't Be Any Movies Where You're Going... Trivia!!" - 43.5 pts
4. Our Team is Hatless, Repeat, Hatless! - 43 pts
5. Do You Find Something Comical About Our Team's Appearance While We're Sitting At Our Table? Every Team Needs a Seating Area, Even the Very Tall. This Was the Largest Table That We Could Reserve. Should We Therefore Be Made the Subject of Fun? - 42.5 pts
5. This is Going to be the Best Simpsons Trivia Ever, Or We All Agree to Disband and Join Other Teams - 42.5 pts
7. God Bless You, Chris Brazeau. We'd Kiss You But Doctor Says This Team is Sick *HACKING COUGH* - 41.5 pts
7. The Team That Travelled Back in Time to Defeat Jesse Owens in the Olympics - 41.5 pts
9. Don Brodka. That's Right, Don Brodka! - 40 pts
10. Damn Hell Ass Kings - 39.5 pts
11. Oh Please! This is a Senseless Team Name With None of Our Usual Social Commentary - 39 pts
11. This Team is Just Like the Other Teams Except for One Difference... Oh Wait We Took That Guy Out Last Week. Yes, It's Just Like Every Other Team. - 39 pts
13. Possible Homersexuals - 38.5 pts
14. This Team is Stuck in a Very Sticky, Nutty, Chewy, Chocolatey... Situation - 36.5 pts
15. Aurora Borealis and the Steamed Hams - 35 pts
15. The Inevitable Heart Attacks That Come From Shoveling Snow - 35 pts
17. Hey, Give Me a Slice (of Trivia)! - 34.5 pts
18. Iron Helps Us Play! - 33 pts
19. We're Not Sharing With Caitilin - 32.5 pts
20. Works on Contingency? No, Money Down! - 32 pts
21. We're Not Gay, But We'll Learn - 29.5 pts
22. Our Team Name is Agnes and You Know It's Agnes. It Means Lamb! Lamb of God! - 28.5 pts
22. The Dr. Nick Triviera's - 28.5 pts
24. Globex Corporation - 28 pts
25. The Loensteins - 27.5 pts
25. Unrelated Article - 27.5 pts
27. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge - 26.5 pts
28. Solicitor-Dumpster Privilege - 25 pts
28. Gigantic Asses - 24.5 pts
30. Lee Carvallo's Trivia Challenge - 24 pts
31. Why Doesn't Batman Dance Anymore? - 23 pts
32. Are Poo and Ass Taken? - 21.5 pts
33. The Otto Man Empire - 20.5 pts
34. Hey, Where's Sideshow Bob and That Guy Who Eats People and Takes Their Faces? - 16.5 pts
34. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers - 16.5 pts
36. My Cat's Breath Smells Like Victory - 14 pts
37. The Bake 'Em Away Toys - 13.5 pts
37. The Diddlers - 13.5 pts
39. Buy Me Bonestorm or Go To Hell! - 12 pts
40. Holy Rollers - 8 pts
40. Santos L. Halper - 8 pts
42. Bingo Bango, Sugar in the Gas Tank - 7.5 pts
43. The Super Nintendo Chalmers - 5.5 pts
44. The Flimpsons - 3.5 pts