Wednesday, February 22, 2017

February 20, 2017 - Vancouver


Location: 
The American
Categories: "Replacements", Squeaky-Voiced Teen
Episodes: Homer's Enemy, Krusty Gets Kancelled, Homer The Smithers
Winners: The second trivia host to walk on the moon... second comes right after first
Best Team Name: This is the moment we feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad, many of you requested to be transferred to another trivia team. But now... (Stampy busts in)


1. The second trivia host to walk on the moon... second comes right after first - 40.5 pts
2. This is the moment we feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad, many of you requested to be transferred to another trivia team. But now... (Stampy busts in) - 38 pts
3. Blouse Wearing Poodle Walkers - 37 pts
4. Loafers (Former gophers) - 37 pts5. This team can flash fry a buffalo in 30 seconds - 36 pts
6. Kid Presentable - 35.5 pts
7. Can't this team go five seconds without humiliating themselves - 35 pts
8. Oh, the team name, the finger thing means the team name - 35 pts
9. While we were thinking of this trivia name a lumberyard burned down - 35 pts
10. Sex cauldron - 35 pts
11. The damn wiener kids - 31 pts
12. A mathematician, a different KIND of mathematician, and a statistician - 30.5 pts
13. Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz MccLure - 29.5 pts
14. The Piano Tuners Local 412 - 29 pts
15. We like our beer cold, our tv loud, and our Simpsons Trivia hosts flaming - 29 pts
16. The Little Rory Calhouns - 27.5 pts
17. Superfriends - 27 pts
18. The Washington Generals were due! - 26.5 pts
19. International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs, and Nuclear Technicians - 25.5 pts
20. Super Nintendo Chalmers - 24.5 pts
21. Trambompoline - 24 pts
22. The Trivia Team that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies - 21 pts
23. I can't believe it's a law firm - 20.5 pts
24. Barclay, Barry, Bert, Bort? - 20 pts
25. Bringing in the sheaves - 19 pts
26. Old Grey Mares (Ain't what they used to be) - 19 pts
27. Thrillhouse - 14 pts
28. ButG_Main - 11 pts
29. Glugenhymen - 1 pts

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

February 20th - BACON DAY! - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Mrs. Krabappel, Protests
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Bart's Friend Falls in Love, Grade School Confidential
Winners: How Many S's in Pizza
Best Team Name: I, for one, welcome our new trivia overlords, and might I remind them that as a trusted trivia mainstay, I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil away in their underground question mines.

1. How many S's in pizza? 45 pts
2. If you said Aaron and Warren, you are wrong. They were never popular. 43.5 pts
3. Trump crossed that line between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy. 43 pts
4. Let's get Biz-zay! 39.5 pts
5. The Paper Circles 37 pts
6. Can't someone else think of a team name? 36.5 pts
7. It doesn't take a whiz to see we are team number one! 36 pts
7. I, for one, welcome our new trivia overlords, and might I remind them that as a trusted trivia mainstay, I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil away in their underground question mines. 36 pts
9. Woo Hoo Simpsons Trivia, We're Getting Pizzeria Serios then we're doing it twice. 35.5
10. Prez Trump Budget Crunch 33 pts
10. Yes, and you can call them teamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. 33 pts
12. Sandal-wearing goldfish tenders 32 pts
13. Prez Sez: School is for Losers 30.5 pts
14. Team, one of your members is a cannibal. Try and guess which one. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised! 29.5 pts
14. Hello? I'm cold and there's a trivia team after me! Owwwooooo 29.5 pts
16. We're only in here to get directions on how to get away from here. 28 pts
17. I've got the prescription for you doctor, another hot beef injection. 27 pts
17. Professor VJ Cornacopia's fantastic foodmagorium and great American teamery! 27 pts
19. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals FLAMING! 26 pts
20. The bus that couldn't slow down. 25 pts
21. Kent, I'd be lying if I said my team wasn't committing crimes. 22 pts
22. The Gentle Caress of the summer breeze. 21 pts
23. Million Dollar Birthday Fries  20 pts
24. Harry Plopper  7 pts
25. Moe Sazerac 6 pts
26. Bart's Brats 5.5 pts

Monday, February 20, 2017

February 2, 2017 - Brooklyn, NY

Location: The Kings Beer Hall 
Categories: Uncie Herb; Hatred   
Episodes: Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield, I Love Lisa, Trash of the Titans
Winner: Dead Wife (Crossed Out)

1. Dead Wife (Crossed Out), 48.5 pts 
2. The Dead Malkmen, 46.5 pts 
3. Rusty! Rusty! I'll curse that name til the day I die, 46 pts 
4. We're gonna play naked. Ah sure, there will be a couple of uptight trivia hosts who won't dig the team philosophy..., 45 pts 
4. I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try, 45 pts 
6. That drunken posse, 42 pts 
7. Dan was in the closet with the other Dan and they had as many arms as Vishnu and they were all very busy!, 40.5 pts 
7. Boy Rusty leaving is depressing, hey I know what would cheer us up... trivia!, 40.5 pts 
9. Yvan eht nioj, 40 pts 
10. What the hell is Simpsons Trivia? It's one of those campy 90s throwbacks that appeals to Millenials, 39 pts 
11. No on 24, 38 pts 
12. I love these real Simpsons Trivia nights..., 37.5 pts 
13. The Windy Apple, 33.5 pts 
14. Don't ask me, I'm just a girl!, 29.5 pts 
15. Prize Pig, 26.5 pts 
16. Goons. Hired goons., 26 pts 
17. Won't someone think of a team name?, 21 pts 
18. That Fat Jamaican Guy, 20 pts 
19. Sideshow Bob Roberts, 13.5 pts 
20. Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!, 11 pts 

21. The Flaming Moe's Monorail Express, 3 pts 

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

February 14th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Moleman, Romantic Moments and Gestures
Episodes : The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons, I'm With Cupid, Bart's Girlfriend
Winners : The Nelsons Never Come Around Anymore, Now That They've Got Their Mistresses
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : Attention Everyone. This is Chris Brazeau. Some Trivia Attendee, Possibly Matt Smith, Has Been Circulating Candy Hearts With Crude, Off-Color Sentiments


1. The Nelsons Never Come Around Anymore, Now That They've Got Their Mistresses - 45.5 pts
2. Beer Barons - 42.5 pts
3. The Team That Keeps Their Hookers 'Round Back - 42.5 pts
4. Our Team Needs to Do Some Serious Boning! - 41 pts
4. That's Game, Hendrix! - 41 pts
6. "Chris... I'm Home!" *LAUGH* "Already?" *LAUGH* "Yes." *LAUGH* - 40.5 pts
6. Attention Everyone. This is Chris Brazeau. Some Trivia Attendee, Possibly Matt Smith, Has Been Circulating Candy Hearts With Crude, Off-Color Sentiments - 40.5 pts
6. In Simpsons Trivia, First You Get the Answers, Then You Get the Donuts, Then You Get the Women - 40.5 pts
9. Welcome Futurists, Cyberphiles, and the Rest of You Dateless Wonders - 40 pts
10. Funky-See Funky-Do feat. The Sad Remains of Sex Cauldron - 39 pts
10. So, Our Team Says to Mabel, We Says... - 39 pts
12. Discovery Channel - 38 pts
13. Every Team Who's Found True Love Can Leave Early Today - 37 pts
14. Loneliness and Cheeseburgers are a Dangerous Mix - 36.5 pts
14. Team Huggington: The Team That Loves to Love - 36.5 pts
16. Team Keeping Their Evil in Check - 36 pts
17. My Team's a Box! Damn You, A Box!!! - 34.5 pts
17. Single People Do Eat Crackers - 34.5 pts
19. Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo - 33.5 pts
19. The Shut Up Judges - 33.5 pts
19. There's No Such Team as The Spungos - 33.5 pts
22. A One-Man Conga Line - 32 pts
22. Iron Helps Us Play! - 32 pts
22. The Possible Homersexuals - 32 pts
25. Ben Control Team - 30.5 pts
25. Johnny?... Johnny!... JOHNNY! - 30.5 pts
27. A Butt That Won't Quit - 29.5 pts
28. I Can't Believe It's A Trivia Team... Also Expert Shoe Repair - 29 pts
28. Nothin' Beats a Good Porno Movie - 29 pts
30. The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club - 28.5 pts
31. The Tromboners - 27 pts
32. The Gracie Films - 24.5 pts
33. Lovely To Love Your Lovin' - 24 pts
34. No Bowl. Stick! Stick! - 21 pts
35. Hired Goons - 19.5 pts
36. You Gotta Pet Him Hard So He Can Feel It - 18 pts
37. Don't You Hate Pants? - 17 pts
37. Max Power - 17 pts
37. The Team That's Lucky If They Can Find Half an Hour a Week In Which To Get Funky - 17 pts
40. Discovery Channel 2: Electric Boogaloo - 16.5 pts
41. B.Y.O.B.B. - 16 pts
42. Queasy & Surly Duffs - 15.5 pts
43. Truly Yours Is a Butt That Won't Quit - 14 pts
44. Class 3 Kill Storm - 13.5 pts
45. The Vapour Locks - 11.5 pts
46. The Isotopes - 9.5 pts
47. Higgins - 3 pts
48. Team Nutslanding - 2.5 pts

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

February 7, 2017 - Hamilton




Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: I Love Lisa, Duffless, Treehouse of Horror III
Round Theme:  Heartbreak
Winner: We Just Came Here To See Honk If You're Horny In Peace!


1. We Just Came Here To See Honk If You're              38.5
Horny In Peace!                     
2. The Popes of Chilitown                                     36
2. A Single Plum, Floating In Perfume, Served In
A Man's Hat                                                        36
4. The Southern Dandies                                      34.5
5. Team Kamaratsu and The Dirt Riding Dunk
Masters                                                              34
6. The Leather Muppets                                       33
7. Trivia Rule 26:  EAch Team Must Win 'Best
Name' At Least Once Regardless Of Gross
Incompetence, Obesity Or Rank Odor                   31.5
8. Please Don't Tell Anyone How We Live              30.5
8. Nothing Gets Chocolate Out...See.                    30.5
10. The Wildcats                                                  30
11. The Boogeyman or Boogeymen In The House   26.5
12. The Bricklayers From Patterson, New Jersey
Who One Day Started Too...Talk Like This              26
13. Remember Us? We're Back...In Pog Form!        22
14. The Greased Scotsmen                                   21.5
15. Bonerland Medical Association                         21
16. Amanda Hugandkiss                                       19.5
17. Stupid Lisa Garbage Face                               18.5
18. The Dogs With Bees In Their Mouths So When
They Bark They Shoot Bees At You                       16.5
19. The Is Where I Come To Cry                            14
20. Flancrest Enterprises                                       10

Sunday, February 12, 2017

February 11, 2017 - CALGARY



Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Bart of Darkness, Lisa's Rival, Itchy & Scratchy Land
Categories: Dr. Nick Riviera, What is That You Say?
Winner: This answer sheet is a joke right? You mispell simple words like “pascetti” and “lamatoes”, you make numerous threatening letters to Dickens Pub and in the last round you just put “screw Flanders” over and over again.
Diorama-Rama Winner: Red Tick Beer Brewery 

1. This answer sheet is a joke right? You mispell simple words like “pascetti” and “lamatoes”, you make numerous threatening letters to Dickens Pub and in the last round you just put “screw Flanders” over and over again., 49
2. Now, while I wasn’t able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you - Greg is cut. Claire is cut. Adam, you’re gone. Ezra, I like your hustle - that’s why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team! …except for you, you and you., 47
3. Here you go you ingrate, think of me when you’re having the best sex of your life (aka Simpson and Son Revitalizing Tonic Co.), 46
4. One of our teammates is a cannibal. Try to guess which one… I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised., 45
5. I called my good friend Joe. He said, “David, when do you need me for Simpsons Trivia?” I said, “Thursday.” He said, “I’m busy Thursday.” I said, “What about Friday?” He said, “Friday’s worse than Thursday.” Then HE said, “How about Saturday?” I said, “Fine.” True Story! , 44
5. This technology is new to me, but I’m pretty sure that’s Ezra in the oven rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees. He’s literally stewing in his own juices., 44
7. We are disrespectful to dirt! Join us or die! Can you do any less?, 43.5
8. Are “POO” and “ASS” taken?, 42
8. Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag, 42
10. The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatenango, 40
11. No Mr. Trump, a cat is a living creature! I don’t care! Now I’m gonna grab me some sweet. No Mr. Trump, that’s sexual harassment! If you keep this up I’ll yell so loudly the whole country will hear!, 39.5
11. Woah, Dickens is a cool Place - how did you find it? Sometimes I come here to cry., 39.5
13. The Team of Lionel Hutz, Miguel Sanchez and Dr. Nguyen Van Phoc, 39
14. The Elephant That Couldn’t Stop Laughing, 38
15. The Bent Wookies, 37
16. The Beer Barons, 36.5
17. Christ Punchers, 35.5
17. Only one question remains, gentleman. What do we call ourselves? How about Handsome Homer Plus Three? I like it! Wait, I do not. We need a name that’s funny at first, but seems less funny each time you hear it. How about…, 35.5
17. You’ve ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?, 35.5
20. Simpsons… Trivia… Hurrah!, 35
21. Queens of Summertime, 34
22. Bullfrogs? That’s an odd name. I’d have called them chazzwazzers!, 31
23. You can’t win trivia with salad!, 30.5
24. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 29.5
25. Steamed Hams, 29
26. The Flying Hellfish, 27
27. This team was hired under Project Bootstrap - Thank you President Ford, 20.5
28. Worst. Team Ever!, 16.5
29. Mmm... chicken., 6

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

January 16 - Chicago, IL

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Dr. Hibbert, The Future
Episodes: And Maggie Makes Three, Homerpalooza
Winners: Hey that looks like Neil Arsenty! Oh wait, it's just a pile of rags

1. Hey that looks like Neil Arsenty! Oh wait, it's just a pile of rags - 44.5 points 
2. This team's foolish capering destroyed more young minds that syphilis and pinball combined -44 points
3. Aaron and Warren's Quick Trivia PizzaBot Hour- 37.5 points
4. Gentleman, you've both worked very hard. And in a way, you're both our trivia hosts. But, in another, more accurate way, Neil is our host - 35.5 points
4. Excess spending and interracial homoeroticism - 35.5 points
6. Armin Tamzarian's copy of swank - 35 points
7. Aaron and Warren, with Inauguration Day on Friday, would you say it's time for the trivia teams to crack each other's heels     open and feast on the goo inside? - 32 points
8. Cesspool on the Potomac - 30.5 points
8. This one's for you Kaiser Bill, special delivery from Uncle Sam and all the boys in company D. Year, Johnny, Harris, Brooklyn, Bob and Reggie, yeah even Reggie, he ain't so bad once you get to ___! - 30.5 points
10. "Mom, you're always suggesting long trivia team names. What is it with  "I just think they're neat" - 30 points
11. Well, McGarenagle, Neil Arsenty is DEAD! They slit his throat from ear to ear. Hey! I'm eating lunch here - 29 points
12. Dear Mr. President, there are too many trivia teams nowadays. Please eliminate three. I'm not a crack pot! - 28.5 points
13. Young, Rich and Full of Sugar - 28 points
13. We stole this team name from that borgnine guy - 28 points
15. Brown & Water - 27 points
16. Concerned prudes with a lot of time on their hands - 25.5 points
16. Thanks, president-elect Trump - because of you, we're all taking Golden Showers. - 25.5 points
17. Um…let me have one of those porno magazines,  large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable trivia hosts. No, make it two - 23 points
18. Team Discovery Channel - 22 points
19. Tonight has nothing to do with nice. Tonight's all about….sunshine and lollipops and rainbows ev…oh, sorry, Aaron and Warren, Wrong tape. - 21.5 points
20. Hi, I'm Try McClure. You may remember me from such social gatherings as trivia night. The no nothing know it alls! - 18.5 points
21. But why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl? - 6 points