Sunday, April 19, 2015

April 14th, 2015 - Toronto


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories: Mr. Burns, Advertising
Episodes: Homer at the Bat, Dancin' Homer, The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
Winners: The Nelsons feat. The Team That's More Important Than Coal?

1. The Nelsons feat. The Team That's More Important Than Coal?, 42.5 pts
2. Sex Cauldron, 42 pts
3. Abortions For Some, 40 pts
4. Guardians of the Bee, 37.5 pts
5. Beer Barons, 37 pts
5. Old Grey Team, She Ain't What She Used to Be, 37 pts
7. People May Call This "Simpsons Trivia", But We Have A More Alarmist Name For It: "The Killbot Factory", 36 pts
8. Globex Corporation, 35.5 pts
8. Let Em All Go To Hell Except Cave 76, 35.5 pts
8. The Indignation Coordinators Meet The Speedway Squad (In Color!), 35.5 pts
8. TV Magic Queers, 35.5 pts
12. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 33.5 pts
13. The Team With Peepers. Peepers to Watch!, 32.5 pts
14. My Team's a Box, Damn You! A BOX!!!, 31.5 pts
14. The Only Monster Here is the Trivia Monster Who Has Enslaved This Bar. I Call Him Trivior! And It's Time To Snatch This Bar From His Neon Claws!, 31.5 pts
16. 2 + 2 is 4, 30 pts
17. I'm Afraid I Have To Disagree With Orville, Jack, and Mister. Can't We Just Do Something to Chris' Voicebox?, 29 pts
17. Older, Balder, Fatter Son, 29 pts
17. The Blunchback of Blotre Blame, 29 pts
17. The Rand Corporation, In Conjunction With the Saucer People, Under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires, 29 pts
21. Semper Fudge, 27.5 pts
22. Armand's Frozen Peas, 27 pts
22. NRA Forever, 27 pts
24. 5 Bucks? Where Did You Get 5 Bucks? I Want 5 Bucks!, 26.5 pts
24. Team Discovery Channel, 26.5 pts
26. Iron Helps Us Play, 25 pts
26. They Should Call This Team "Johnny Deformed", 25 pts
28. Balsam Specific???, 24.5 pts
28. Das Ist Not Eine Boobie!,  24.5 pts
28. The Pupli Kids, 24.5 pts
31. Frightened & Horny, 24 pts
32. Ogdenville Wildcats, 23.5 pts
33. Ladies Pinch, Whores Use Rouge, 23 pts
33. Springfield Wildcats, 23 pts
35. Prune Tracy, 22.5 pts
36. The Fritz Schnackenpfefferhausens, 21.5 pts
37. Mr. Snrub & Chesty LaRue, 21 pts
38. Happy Birthday Maggaggie, 20.5 pts
39. Hello Trivia Team, You're Quite Good at Turning Me On, 20 pts
39. I'd Like 25 Copies on Goldenrod, 25 on Canary, 25 on Saffron, and 25 on Paella. OK, 100 Yellow, 20 pts
39. Time For Chili, 20 pts
42. What's The Point of All These Team Names? Are We So Vain??, 16.5 pts
43. We're Not Communists. We May Be Liars, Pigs, Idiots, Communists, But We're Not Pornstars!, 16 pts
44. The Mediocre Presidents, 15 pts
45. Sancho Ponzo, 14.5 pts
46. Don't You Hate Pants?, 13 pts
46. The Wildcats, 13 pts
48. Team Focusyn, 12.5 pts
49. Allied Biscuit, 12 pts
50. C.H.U.D. (Cannabalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers), 11.5 pts
50. Hell's Satans. (Out of Bakersfield), 11.5 pts
52. Skittlebrau, 11 pts
53. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge, 9.5 pts
53. Stoner's Pot Palace, 9.5 pts
55. Worker and Parasite, 9 pts
56. The Hammock District, 7 pts
56. The Isotopes, 7 pts
58. Hutz and Associates LLD, 6 pts
59. Don't Make Me Run. I'm Full of Chocolate!, 2 pts


Saturday, April 18, 2015

April 16, 2015 - Ottawa

Location: Hooley's Pub
Categories: Krusty the Clown, Real movie or Troy McClure movie?
Episodes: Technical difficulties
Winners: Lord Palmerston

1Lord Palmerston43.0
2On This Team We Obey the Laws of THERMODYNAMICS42.0
3Cesspool on the Potomac39.0
3Trambompoline!!!39.0
4Shelbyville Shelbyvillians38.0
5Twirl King Champions36.0
5Flancrest Enterprises36.0
6Searing Gas Pain Land33.5
7The Spungos32.0
7The Withstandinators32.0
8The Mighty Pigs30.0
9S.M.R.T29.0
10Independent Thought Alarm27.0
10Poo and Ass27.0
11Don't You Hate Pants?26.0
11Quidjibo26.0
124 Little Rory Calhouns25.0
13Superfriends24.0
13You Shot Who in the What Now?24.0
14Hired Goons22.0
15Bart's People
(It Was the Best of Teams, It Was the Blurst of Teams)
21.0
15Marzipan Joy Joys mit Iodine21.0
15Langdon Alder21.0
16No Homers Club18.0

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

April 10, 2015 - Ottawa

Location: Grace O'Malley's
Categories: Lionel Hutz, Complete the quote
Episodes: 
Black Widower, Cape Feare, and Rosebud
Winners: Trambompoline!!!





1 Trambompoline!!! 43.0
2 Searing Gas Pain Land 42.5
3 The dogs with bees in their mouths… 36.0
4 Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo 35.0
4 The Be Sharps #2 35.0
5 Capital City Goofballs 34.5
5 Flying Hellfish 34.5
5 Whitey Wackers 34.5
6 Insert Brain Here 33.5
7 Badgers My Ass 30.5
8 Le Grill 26.5
9 Nepean H.S. 24.5
10 The Ralph Wiggum Experience 20.0
11 No Homers Allowed 18.0
12 Miguel Sanchez 17.0
13 You Don't Make Friends with Trivia 14.0
14 Team Max Power 12.0
15 Mookie Madness 9.0
16 The Duffs 6.0

Thursday, April 9, 2015

April 7, 2015 - Hamilton


Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Homer at the Bat, $pringfield, Burns' Heir
Character Spotlight: The Flandereses
Winner: Nachos Flanders Style 

1.  Nachos - Flanders Style                                                                    44.5
2. Steamed Hams                                                                                     44
3. Compuglobalhypermeganet                                                              42.5
4. The Dreaded Rear Admirals                                                             42
5. Piano Tuners Local 412                                                                     40.5
6. The Blurst of Teams                                                                            40.5
7. Here Come The Pretzels                                                                     39.5
8. The Team That Travel'd the Least Distance To Be Here          36.5
9. The Christ Punchers                                                                           36.5
10. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College                                          36
11. Team S-M-R-T                                                                                    35.5
12. I'm A Guy Like Me                                                                             35.5
13. Don't Ask Me...I'm Just a Girl                                                       35
14. The Busty St. Claires                                                                         35
15. Vera Said That?                                                                                  34.5
16. You Don't Win Friends With Salad                                              34.5
17. There's Your Answer Fishbulb                                                       34.5
18. The Joy of Cooking Milhouse                                                        34
19. Na Na Na Na Na Na Leader                                                           32
20. Senor Spielbergo and The Non-Union
       Mexican Equivalents                                                                       30.5
21. Look Who's Oinking                                                                       30
22. The Hans Moleman Experience                                                   29.5
23. The Itchy Lot                                                                                      29
24. Bonerland Medical Association                                                   27.5
25. The Kids Can Call You Hoju                                                          27.5
26. We Must Have Spent Our Last $10 On This Al Gore Doll    25.5
27. Evergreen Terrorists                                                                         24.5
28. Isotopes                                                                                               24.5
29. Ahoyhoy                                                                                              23
30. The Flanders Flock                                                                          22
31. Osaka Seafood Concern                                                                  21.5
32. Kay Jay                                                                                                20
33. Is It About My Cube                                                                          17.5
34. Can't Win Don't Try                                                                         7





Friday, April 3, 2015

April 2, 2015 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Principal Skinner; Movies
Episodes: The Joy of Sect; Marge Gets a Job; Homer Goes to College
Winner: 
The Team that almost wasn't but then was

Final Standings:

1. The Team that almost wasn't but then was, 47 pts 
2.If the Bible has taught us anything, and it hasn't, it's that Dans should stick to Dan sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such, 46.5 pts 
3. The Head of Kitty Carlislie, 41.5 pts 
3. We just came to see Honk if You're Horny in peace, 41.5 pts 
5. There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, but it wasn't this team's fault, 37.5 pts 
6. [A Drawing of Dignity], 37 pts 
7. To find the Dans, I just have to think like the Dans. I'm a big trivia host wannabe and i make the same stupid jokes every month... Berry Park!, 36 pts  
8. Hold Still While I Gas You, 35 pts 
8. Guy's like me, I'm a guy like me, 35 pts
10. Ew, you like the Dans? You know they don't write their own trivia!, 33.5 pts  
11. GO Banana, 32 pts 
11. A Team that can't believe it but now it's pants are chaffing it, 32 pts 
13. Why Must you Turn my Trivia Into a House of Lies?, 30.5 pts 
14. Allied Biscuit, 29.5 pts 
15. Spock's Hot Dog, 29 pts 
15. Hitler North Dakota, 29 pts 
17. You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel, 28 pts
18. Drummer from Bread, 27.5 pts
19. Lousy Smarch Weather, 27 pts
20. Endut! Hocht Hecht!, 26.5 pts
21. Go Get Em Scouts, 26 pts 
21. Knife Goes in, Guts come out, that's what Berry Park Kitchen Concern is all about, 26 pts
23. Behold! The Simpsons trivia team of the future... today, 23 pts 
23. The team that moved here from Canada and they think we're slow eh?, 23 pts
25. No, Ben!, 22.5 pts 
25. The Whitey Whackers, 22.5 pts
27. Frinkophiles, 20pts
28. From Aaronson to Zycowski, 18.5 pts
29. One UnHappy Pappy, 15 pts
30. Damn Weiner Kids, 14 pts

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

March 21, 2015 - Calgary

Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Homer’s Triple Bypass, Marge vs. the Monorail, Selma’s Choice
Categories: Springfield Elementary School, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Winner: The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked

Final Standings:
1. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 43 pts
2. The Erotic Awakening of S, 41 pts
3. Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo, 40 pts
4. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge, 39.5 pts
5. NWA (Not Without Ass Welts), 39 pts
6. Damn Weiner Kids, 36 pts
7. Night Terrors, Ma'am!, 34 pts
8. Dead Putting Society, 33 pts
9. Globex Corp, 32.5 pts
10. Team Discovery Channel, 30 pts
11. Team Snrub, 26 pts
12. Entirely Out Of Syrup!, 24 pts
13. Boourns, 23 pts
13. Hello, Mr. Thompson (Stomps On Foot), 23 pts
15. Milpool, 22 pts
16. Maggie's Bitches, 9.5 pts

February 21, 2015 - Calgary


Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Kamp Krusty, Mr. Plow, Last Exit to Springfield
Categories: Krusty Burger, Mr. Burns
Winner: A Giant Lizard!

Final Standings:
1. A Giant Lizard!, 41 pts
2. Sixpack of Skittlebrau, 39 pts
3. Thrillho, 37.5 pts
4. Frying Dutchman, 37 pts
5. Purple Monkey Dishwashers, 36.5 pts
6. Hell's Satans, 36 pts
7. Wang Computers, 34.5 pts
8. Sector 7G, 34 pts
9. Pinchy Would Have Wanted It This Way, 33 pts
10. The Mighty Pigs, 31 pts
11. The Flying Hellfish, 29.5 pts
12. No Deer For A Month, 29 pts
13. The Don't Itch My Scratchies, 26 pts
14. Space Coyotes, 25.5 pts
15. Milpool, 25 pts
16. Christ Punchers, 24.5 pts
17. Max Power, 24 pts
18. Spiderpigs, 19 pts
19. The B Sharps, 18.5 pts
20. The Die Bart Dies, 12 pts