Saturday, June 27, 2015

June 25, 2015 - Detroit


Location: One Eyed Betty's
Episodes: Itchy and Scratchy Land, Summer of 4 ft. 2
Categories: Dr. Nick, Animals
Winner: Rolling Stones Rock N Roll Fantasy Camp!

1. Rolling Stones Rock N Roll Fantasy Camp!, 40 pts
2. We’re Here, We’re Queer, We Don’t Want Anymore Bears, 39 pts
3. Steamed Hams, 38 pts
4. The Carbon Blobs of Sector 7G, 37.5 pts
5. Homersexuals, 35.5 pts
6. Stupid Sexy Flanders, 32.5 pts
7. Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp, 29.5 pts
8. Shelbyville, 24 pts
8. Holy Rollers, 24 pts

Thursday, June 18, 2015

June 11, 2015 - Ottawa



Location: Hooley's
Categories: Homer, Harry Shearer Characters
Winners: Eat Up Martha

After tie breaker round to determine second place


1 . Eat Up Martha
2 . Worker and Parasite 9.0
3 . Mighty Pigs, The 5.0
4 . Cesspool on the Potomac 4.0
5 . Flowers by Irene 1.0

Four way tie for second place

1 . Eat Up Martha 43.0
2 . Cesspool on the Potomac 41.0
2 . Flowers by Irene 41.0
2 . Mighty Pigs, The 41.0
2 . Worker and Parasite 41.0
3 . Be Sharps, The 40.0
3 . n* Little Rory Calhouns  40.0
3 . Whales of Wives 40.0
4 . Homewreckers, The 39.0
5 . Stupid Lisa Garbage Face 38.0
5 . Trambompoline!!! 38.0
6 . Searing Gas Pain Land 37.0
7 . Bobo 36.0
7 . Can I Borrow a Feeling? 36.0
7 . She's the Fastest 36.0
8 . Damn Weiner Kids 35.0
8 . Don't You Hate Pants? 35.0
8 . Little Lisa Slurry Company 35.0
9 . Are "poo" and "ass" taken? 34.0
9 . Le Grill 34.0
10 . It's a Trap 24.0


*where n is the number of team members in attendance

June 12, 2015 - Ottawa



Location: Grace O'Malley's
Categories: Homer, US Presidents
Winners: Springfield Isotopes

Three way tie for third

1 Springfield Isotopes 36.5
2 Are "poo" and "ass" taken? 35.0
3 Searing Gas Pain Land 33.0
3 Cracker Factory, The 33.0
3 Shelbyville Shelbyvillians 33.0
4 They Found Us on the Men's Room Floor 32.0
5 We drove 200 miles for this? 30.0
6 742 Evergreen Terrace 23.0
7 Jebediah's Severed Head 17.0
8 Hell's Satans 16.0

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

June 14, 2015 - Ann Arbor


Location: Study Hall Lounge
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror III, Stark Raving Dad, One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Categories: Lisa Simpson & TV Shows from The Simpsons
Winners: Eugene & Rusty

1. Eugene & Rusty, 40.5 pts
2. Uterbraten, 33 pts
3. The Jokes, 17 pts
4. Holy Flurking Schnit!, 16.5 pts
4. I.P. Freely, 16.5 pts

June 15, 2015 - Vancouver


Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Boy Scoutz 'n the Hood, Saturdays of Thunder, Burns, Baby Burns Bart's Inner Child
Categories: Signs, Fatherhood
Winner: "Buttzilla"

1. "Buttzilla" 41.5 pts
2. Simon, I'd be lying if I said my team wasn't committing crimes 40 pts
3. Die you chalk-faced goons! 39 pts
4. This Trivia Team can't even hear the word titmouse without giggling like a schoolgirl 36 pts
5. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires 34 pts
6. The 10 Do's and 500 Don'ts of Trivia Safety 32.5 pts
7. The Grimey's 32.5 pts
8. The Neglecterinos 32 pts
9. Max, what I did was out of alcohol and anger 29 pts
10. Local team loses pants, life. Beaver rescue falls short 25 pts
11. (cyrillic) Worker and Parasite 23 pts
12. Chazzwazzers 19 pts
13. To Start press the any key... where's the any key? I Need a tab. 15 pts
14. Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? 13 pts
15. Aurora Borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen. 13 pts
16. SAX-O-MAPHONE 13 pts

Monday, June 15, 2015

June 15, 2015 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Martin Prince, Sports
Episodes: Homer's Phobia, Lisa On Ice, You Only Move Twice
Winners: 
Mr. Kookalamanza and Some Real Ugly Kid

1. Mr. Kookalamanza and Some Real Ugly Kid, 43.5 pts
2. Jeremy's I. Ron Butterfly, 43 pts
3. Sorry Blackhawks, we're gonna hang out with Neil, for protection...AND TO BE SEEN!, 40.5 pts
4. This Creamed Corn Tastes like Creamed Crap, 40 pts
5. (Homer's Corporate Logo), 38 pts
6. The Team Trying to Find a Cure for 17 Stab Wounds in the Back. How's It Going, Boys?, 37.5 pts
7. Look at Those Guys, They Must Be Hot. They Don't Need a Big Team, or Even Correct Answers, 33.5 pts
8. The Team That Will Be in The Top 10 Tonight By Default: The Two Sweetest Words in the English Language, 33 pts
9. Lloyd Palmerstone, 32.5 pts
10. A Little Team Called "Love Is" - They Are Two Naked 8 Year Olds Who Are Married, 30 pts
11. You Have 30 Minutes to Name Your Team. You Have 10 Minutes to Name Your Team. Your Team Has Been Impounded. Your Team Has Been Crushed Into a Cube. You Have 30 Minutes to Name Your Cube., 29 pts
12. The Queens of Summertime, 26.5 pts
13. Osaka Pizza Concern, 13.5 pts

June 13, 2015 - Calgary


Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy, And Maggie Makes Three, Bart’s Comet
Categories: Itchy & Scratchy, Songs in the Key of Springfield
Winner: That's a Paddlin'

1. That's a Paddlin', 45 pts
2. The Seven Duffs, 43 pts
3. Get Confident, Stupid!, 42.5 pts
4. The Lizard Queens, 41 pts
5. Our Team is Also Named Bort, 40 pts
6. The Mediocre Presidents, 39.5 pts
6. Yahoo Serious Festival, 39.5 pts
8. Someone's Attractive Cousin, 37.5 pts
9. Compu Global Hyper Mega Net, 36.5 pts
10. Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo, 35.5
11. I Think We're Called Mother Shabubu Now, 35 pts
11. Team Canyonero, 35 pts
13. The Queens of Summertime, 34 pts
14. Billy and the Cloneasaurus, 32.5 pts
15. Full of Chocolate, 30 pts
16. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Alumni Association, 27.5 pts
17. Moon Pie, 14.5 pts