Tuesday, January 10, 2012

January 10, 2012 - Toronto

Location: Cadillac Lounge
Episodes: $pringfield, The Front, Radioactive Man
Categories: Abe Simpson, Literature
Winner: The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers

Final Standings:
1. The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, 46.5 pts
2. Sex Cauldron, 45.5 pts
3. Two Grapes? Who Cares?, 44.5 pts
4. The Beer Barons, 43.5 pts
5. Globex Corporation - Germ Warfare Division, 43 pts
5. Some Guys Like A Challenge - Not Us!, 43 pts
5. The Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClures: Our Team Name Is Long Enough Without Nahasapeema-whatever, 43 pts
8. Kids With Mittens Pinned To Their Jackets All Year Round, 42 pts
9. It's A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name, 41 pts
10. Hello Mr...Ennals. Us Bad. Need Donuts Now, We Sick, 40.5 pts
11. A Fridge Too Far, 39.5 pts
11. Esquilax: The Team With The Head Of A Rabbit And The Body Of A Rabbit, 39.5 pts
13. Someone's Attractive Cousin, 38 pts
14. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 37.5 pts
15. Needs More Dog, 37 pts
15. Tethered Swimming, 37 pts
15. The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatenango, 37 pts
18. Lionel Hutz aka Miguel Sanchez aka Dr. Nguyen Van Phoc, 34.5 pts
18. Scotchtoberfest, 34.5 pts
18. The Citizens Committee on Moral Hygiene, 34.5 pts
18. We're The Stupid Morons With Ugly Faces And Big Butts And Our Butts Smell And We Like To Kiss Our Own Butts, 34.5 pts
18. Wolf Whistle. Cat growl. Click Click. Squeaking. Dog Growl. Panting. Barking. Howl. Bibbidy Bibbidy. Hubba Hubba, 34.5 pts
23. Tell Your Mom Her Cookies Suck, 33.5 pts
23. The Egg Advisory Council, 33.5 pts
23. The Magical Men From Happy Land In Gumdrop Houses On Lollipop Lane, 33.5 pts
26. Never Try, 33 pts
27. The Beer-Swilling Tube Jockeys, 32.5 pts
28. NYPD Shoes, 32 pts
29. Only Who Can Prevent Forest Fires? You Pressed "You", Referring To Me. That Is Incorrect. The Correct Answer Is You, 31.5 pts
29. The Bent Wookies, 31.5 pts
31. Can I Borrow A Feeling?, 29.5 pts
32. Too Many Grandmas, 28.5 pts
33. The Globex Corporation, 28 pts
33. P.S. I Am Gay, 28 pts
35. My Trivia Host's Breath Smells Like Trivia Food, 27 pts
35. White Hot Grease Fires Of Pure Entertainment, 27 pts
37. Melvin & The Squirrels, 26.5 pts
38. Gay For Moleman!, 25.5 pts
39. Bonerland, 25 pts
40. We're Here! We're Queer! We Don't Want Anymore Bears!, 23 pts
40. We're Only Scum A-Compared To Krusty, 23 pts
42. Sperms Of Endearment, 19.5 pts
43. Rich Finally Got His Burger, 18 pts
44. Canadians, 9.5 pts
45. Mellow Out Old Dudes Or I'll Jam This Baby Into The River, 8 pts
46. The Simpsons - Brooklyn Edition. Brooklyn Is Cool, 3 pts
47. D'ohnuts, 2.5 pts

Monday, January 9, 2012

January 5, 2012 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Episodes: Mr. Plow, Mountain of Madness, El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer
Categories: Grampa Simpson, Politics
Winner: The Mediocre Presidents
Press Clippings:

NY Daily News
Cowabunga! It’s “Woo Hoo! Classic Simpsons Trivia Night” at Berry Park. Categories will include “Edna Krabappel,” and the evening’s emcee, Andrew Ennals, will screen episodes in between rounds to jog everyone’s memories. Winners are given a bottle of champagne. 




Final Standings:
1. The Mediocre Presidents, 44.5 pts
2. Just Say Slavery, 44 pts
2. McGarnagle.com, 44 pts
4. Fourth Form Chums, 43 pts
5. Prune Tracy, 41 pts
6. We The Purple, 40.5 pts
7. Bang Bang Bart & The More To Love, 40 pts
8. Stupid Babies Need The Most Attention, 39.5 pts
9. Hyeeeessss? Hyeeeesss!, 39 pts
10. Arsonists and Kids With Mittens Pinned To Their Jackets Year 'Round, 38.5 pts
11. Krudler, 37.5 pts
12. Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaraguchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, 36 pts
13. Sex Cauldron, 35 pts
13. Thrillhau, 35 pts
15. Act 2: Death Drives A Stick, 33.5
16. Sandal-Wearing Goldfish Tenders, 32.5 pts
17. Flintstones Chewable Morphine, 32 pts
18. You Don't Make Friends With Salad, 31 pts
19. The Soul Mass Transit System, 30 pts
20. Dog Kills Cat, Self, 28.5 pts
21. A Perfectly Cromulent Team Name, 26.5 pts
22. No Bathroom, Only Klaukalash, 25.5 pts
23. Freshen Yer Drink Guv'na?, 24.5 pts
24. Avert Your Gaze, 23 pts
24. Oh, I'm Not A Doctor, 23 pts
26. The I Didn't Do It Dancers, 22.5 pts
27. Those Who Dwell Within The Rocket House, 19 pts
28. The Black Laser and Company, 17.5 pts
29. Slaughter In The Water, 12.5 pts
30. You'll Practice Me? What Does That Even Mean?, pi pts. (That's what the scoresheet says...)