Wednesday, April 29, 2015

April 25, 2015 - Calgary


Location:
Dickens Pub
Episodes: Homer’s Barbershop Quartet, Cape Feare, Homer Goes to College
Categories: Krusty the Klown, Motor Vehicles
Winner: Team Discovery Channel 1

Final Standings:
1. Team Discovery Channel 1, 36.5 pts
2. The Egg Council, 35 pts
3. Our Team Is Also Named Bort, 29.5 pts
4. Super Nintendo Chalmers, 28.5 pts
5. I Kill U Scum, 28 pts
6. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked, 27.5 pts
6. Worker & Parasite, 27.5 pts
8. The Deadening, 27 pts
9. The Movementarians, 26.5 pts
9. Team Discovery Channel 2, 26.5 pts
11. Christ Punchers, 25.5 pts
12. Thrillho, 24 pts
13. Holy Rollers, 23 pts
14. Yarrr...I'm Not Attractive, 20 pts
15. Captain Atom And Fallout Boy, 19 pts
15. Globex Corporation, 19 pts
17. Blank, 12 pts
18. The Flaming Moes, 10.5 pts
19. You Don't Win Trivia With Salad!, 8 pts
20. Maggie's Bitches, 6.5 pts

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

April 20, 2015 - Vancouver

Location: The Tiki Bar At The Waldorf
Episodes: Lisa's Substitute, Weekend At Burnsie's, The Canine Mutiny
Categories: Otto, Munchies
Winner: Team Swank: 10 times more addictive than marijuana

1. Team Swank: 10 times more addictive than marijuana 42 pts
2. The University of Minnesota Spankological Protocol 38.5 
pts
3. Secret Hobo Spices! 39.5 
pts
4. Devoted band of loyal perverts! 37 
pts
5. Born to runner up! 35 
pts
6. The Otm Shanks 35 
pts
7. Can we have a pool, dad? Can we have a pool, dad? Can we have a pool, dad? Can we have 8. a pool, dad? 32 
pts
9. Team Floor Pie 31.5 
pts
10. Team Discovery Channel! 30.5 
pts
11. Anyone from a team that has mastered intergalactic travel, raise your hand 30.5 
pts
12. This team needs a name that's witty at first, but seems less funny each time you hear it 29.5 
pts
13. Dental Plan - Lisa needs braces! 26 
pts
14. I can't believe it's a Law firm! 27 
pts
15. Monkeytown Philharmonic 25.5 
pts
16. Blinky 25.5 
pts
17. The Thompsons 24 
pts
18. The Mathemagicians 22 
pts
19. Spring forth, burly protector, and saaave meee! 22 
pts
20. Kwik E Mart Gougers 21 
pts
21. The Home Wreckers 19 
pts
22. Sax-a-muh-phone 19.5 
pts
23. The sector 7 G-units 18 
pts
24. Commie Nazis 15.5 
pts
25. Springfield Isotopes 7.5 
pts
26. Two monkeys on typewriters
pts

April 20, 2015 - Chicago


Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Comic Book Guy, Products
Episodes: Three Men and a Comic Book, Whacking Day, Deep Space Homer
Winners: Are We Hot? We Are Not.

1. Are We Hot? We Are Not, 46.5 pts

2. BIG FAT TEAM HAS BIG FAT HEART, 44.5 pts
3. Red Breem and His Team of Some Esteem, 44 pts
4. Recipe Related Simpsons Trivia Team, 43.5 pts
4. This Team is Going To Get You...  Some Ice Cream From The Store Because We've Been Saving So Much Money On Diet Cola!, 43.5 pts
6. We The Purple?, 43 pts
7. The Gudger College Alumni Association, 42 pts
8. Our Team Sleeps in a Drawer, 39 pts
9. Killer Robot Driving Instructors Who Travel Back in Time For Some Reason, 37.5 pts
10. We Don't Need To Win Trivia As Long As We've Got Our Health and Our Millions of Dollars and Our Gold House and Our Rocket Car, 37 pts
10. Brown & Water, 37 pts
12. The Illiterate, Tax-Cheating, Wife-Swapping, Pot Smoking Spendocrats, 35 pts
12. Team No Function Beer Well Without, 35 pts
14. Our Team Is Not Communist. We May Be Liars, Pigs, Idiots and Communist, But We Are NOT Porn Stars, 34 pts
15. Ah-ah-ah-ah Table Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive, 33.5 pts
16. Warren! Melvin! Gary! Dot! Gordy! (The Team Who Has Mittens Pinned To Their Jackets All Year-Round), 32 pts
16. Compadres, It Is Imperative That We Crush the Freedom Fighters Before the Start of the Rainy Season. And Remember, a Shiny New Donkey For Whomever Brings Me The Head of Neil Arsenty, 32 pts
18. Homer Jay Simpson, 31 pts
19. Constancy... Sweet Constancy, 28 pts
20. Stoners’ Pot Palace, 27 pts
21. When I Said My Stomach Hurt, You Were the Only One Who Believed Me, 26 pts
21. Your Dreams May Vary From Those of Globex Corporation, It's Subsidiaries and Shareholders, 26 pts
23. Ow! My Freakin’ Ears!, 22.5 pts
24. S.N.U.H., 20.5 pts
25. My Son Is Also Named Bort, 19.5 pts
26. This Team Doesn't Like the Idea of Milhouse Having Two Spaghetti Meals In One Day, 18.5 pts
27. Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbags, 16 pts
28. I'd Say 53 and 420 Pounds, 14 pts
29. Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass Grabber, 11 pts
29. The Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoos, 11 pts
31. A Nasty Clog and It's Partners, 10 pts
32. Boo-urns, 4 pts
 

Monday, April 20, 2015

April 19, 2015 - Ann Arbor


Location: Study Hall Lounge
Episodes: Homer at the Bat, Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming, and Marge Gets a Job
Categories: Sideshow Bob, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
Winner: On This Team We Obey the Laws of Thermodynamics

1.  On This Team We Obey the Laws of Thermodynamics, 46.5 pts
2.  Uterbraten, 44.5 pts
3.  Max Power, 33.5 pts
4.  Supernintendo Chalmers, 31.5 pts
5.  Guess We Forgot to Put the Fog Lights In, 30.5 pts

Sunday, April 19, 2015

April 14th, 2015 - Toronto


Location: Cadillac Lounge
Categories: Mr. Burns, Advertising
Episodes: Homer at the Bat, Dancin' Homer, The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
Winners: The Nelsons feat. The Team That's More Important Than Coal?

1. The Nelsons feat. The Team That's More Important Than Coal?, 42.5 pts
2. Sex Cauldron, 42 pts
3. Abortions For Some, 40 pts
4. Guardians of the Bee, 37.5 pts
5. Beer Barons, 37 pts
5. Old Grey Team, She Ain't What She Used to Be, 37 pts
7. People May Call This "Simpsons Trivia", But We Have A More Alarmist Name For It: "The Killbot Factory", 36 pts
8. Globex Corporation, 35.5 pts
8. Let Em All Go To Hell Except Cave 76, 35.5 pts
8. The Indignation Coordinators Meet The Speedway Squad (In Color!), 35.5 pts
8. TV Magic Queers, 35.5 pts
12. The Dreaded Rear Admirals, 33.5 pts
13. The Team With Peepers. Peepers to Watch!, 32.5 pts
14. My Team's a Box, Damn You! A BOX!!!, 31.5 pts
14. The Only Monster Here is the Trivia Monster Who Has Enslaved This Bar. I Call Him Trivior! And It's Time To Snatch This Bar From His Neon Claws!, 31.5 pts
16. 2 + 2 is 4, 30 pts
17. I'm Afraid I Have To Disagree With Orville, Jack, and Mister. Can't We Just Do Something to Chris' Voicebox?, 29 pts
17. Older, Balder, Fatter Son, 29 pts
17. The Blunchback of Blotre Blame, 29 pts
17. The Rand Corporation, In Conjunction With the Saucer People, Under the Supervision of the Reverse Vampires, 29 pts
21. Semper Fudge, 27.5 pts
22. Armand's Frozen Peas, 27 pts
22. NRA Forever, 27 pts
24. 5 Bucks? Where Did You Get 5 Bucks? I Want 5 Bucks!, 26.5 pts
24. Team Discovery Channel, 26.5 pts
26. Iron Helps Us Play, 25 pts
26. They Should Call This Team "Johnny Deformed", 25 pts
28. Balsam Specific???, 24.5 pts
28. Das Ist Not Eine Boobie!,  24.5 pts
28. The Pupli Kids, 24.5 pts
31. Frightened & Horny, 24 pts
32. Ogdenville Wildcats, 23.5 pts
33. Ladies Pinch, Whores Use Rouge, 23 pts
33. Springfield Wildcats, 23 pts
35. Prune Tracy, 22.5 pts
36. The Fritz Schnackenpfefferhausens, 21.5 pts
37. Mr. Snrub & Chesty LaRue, 21 pts
38. Happy Birthday Maggaggie, 20.5 pts
39. Hello Trivia Team, You're Quite Good at Turning Me On, 20 pts
39. I'd Like 25 Copies on Goldenrod, 25 on Canary, 25 on Saffron, and 25 on Paella. OK, 100 Yellow, 20 pts
39. Time For Chili, 20 pts
42. What's The Point of All These Team Names? Are We So Vain??, 16.5 pts
43. We're Not Communists. We May Be Liars, Pigs, Idiots, Communists, But We're Not Pornstars!, 16 pts
44. The Mediocre Presidents, 15 pts
45. Sancho Ponzo, 14.5 pts
46. Don't You Hate Pants?, 13 pts
46. The Wildcats, 13 pts
48. Team Focusyn, 12.5 pts
49. Allied Biscuit, 12 pts
50. C.H.U.D. (Cannabalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers), 11.5 pts
50. Hell's Satans. (Out of Bakersfield), 11.5 pts
52. Skittlebrau, 11 pts
53. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge, 9.5 pts
53. Stoner's Pot Palace, 9.5 pts
55. Worker and Parasite, 9 pts
56. The Hammock District, 7 pts
56. The Isotopes, 7 pts
58. Hutz and Associates LLD, 6 pts
59. Don't Make Me Run. I'm Full of Chocolate!, 2 pts


Saturday, April 18, 2015

April 16, 2015 - Ottawa



Location: Hooley's Pub
Categories: Krusty the Clown, Real movie or Troy McClure movie?
Episodes: Technical difficulties
Winners: Lord Palmerston

1Lord Palmerston43.0
2On This Team We Obey the Laws of THERMODYNAMICS42.0
3Cesspool on the Potomac39.0
3Trambompoline!!!39.0
4Shelbyville Shelbyvillians38.0
5Twirl King Champions36.0
5Flancrest Enterprises36.0
6Searing Gas Pain Land33.5
7The Spungos32.0
7The Withstandinators32.0
8The Mighty Pigs30.0
9S.M.R.T29.0
10Independent Thought Alarm27.0
10Poo and Ass27.0
11Don't You Hate Pants?26.0
11Quidjibo26.0
124 Little Rory Calhouns25.0
13Superfriends24.0
13You Shot Who in the What Now?24.0
14Hired Goons22.0
15Bart's People
(It Was the Best of Teams, It Was the Blurst of Teams)
21.0
15Marzipan Joy Joys mit Iodine21.0
15Langdon Alder21.0
16No Homers Club18.0

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

April 10, 2015 - Ottawa



Location: Grace O'Malley's
Categories: Lionel Hutz, Complete the quote
Episodes: 
Black Widower, Cape Feare, and Rosebud
Winners: Trambompoline!!!





1 Trambompoline!!! 43.0
2 Searing Gas Pain Land 42.5
3 The dogs with bees in their mouths… 36.0
4 Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo 35.0
4 The Be Sharps #2 35.0
5 Capital City Goofballs 34.5
5 Flying Hellfish 34.5
5 Whitey Wackers 34.5
6 Insert Brain Here 33.5
7 Badgers My Ass 30.5
8 Le Grill 26.5
9 Nepean H.S. 24.5
10 The Ralph Wiggum Experience 20.0
11 No Homers Allowed 18.0
12 Miguel Sanchez 17.0
13 You Don't Make Friends with Trivia 14.0
14 Team Max Power 12.0
15 Mookie Madness 9.0
16 The Duffs 6.0

Thursday, April 9, 2015

April 7, 2015 - Hamilton


Location: Anchor Bar, Hamilton
Episodes: Homer at the Bat, $pringfield, Burns' Heir
Character Spotlight: The Flandereses
Winner: Nachos Flanders Style 

1.  Nachos - Flanders Style                                                                    44.5
2. Steamed Hams                                                                                     44
3. Compuglobalhypermeganet                                                              42.5
4. The Dreaded Rear Admirals                                                             42
5. Piano Tuners Local 412                                                                     40.5
6. The Blurst of Teams                                                                            40.5
7. Here Come The Pretzels                                                                     39.5
8. The Team That Travel'd the Least Distance To Be Here          36.5
9. The Christ Punchers                                                                           36.5
10. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College                                          36
11. Team S-M-R-T                                                                                    35.5
12. I'm A Guy Like Me                                                                             35.5
13. Don't Ask Me...I'm Just a Girl                                                       35
14. The Busty St. Claires                                                                         35
15. Vera Said That?                                                                                  34.5
16. You Don't Win Friends With Salad                                              34.5
17. There's Your Answer Fishbulb                                                       34.5
18. The Joy of Cooking Milhouse                                                        34
19. Na Na Na Na Na Na Leader                                                           32
20. Senor Spielbergo and The Non-Union
       Mexican Equivalents                                                                       30.5
21. Look Who's Oinking                                                                       30
22. The Hans Moleman Experience                                                   29.5
23. The Itchy Lot                                                                                      29
24. Bonerland Medical Association                                                   27.5
25. The Kids Can Call You Hoju                                                          27.5
26. We Must Have Spent Our Last $10 On This Al Gore Doll    25.5
27. Evergreen Terrorists                                                                         24.5
28. Isotopes                                                                                               24.5
29. Ahoyhoy                                                                                              23
30. The Flanders Flock                                                                          22
31. Osaka Seafood Concern                                                                  21.5
32. Kay Jay                                                                                                20
33. Is It About My Cube                                                                          17.5
34. Can't Win Don't Try                                                                         7





Friday, April 3, 2015

April 2, 2015 - Brooklyn

Location: Berry Park
Categories: Principal Skinner; Movies
Episodes: The Joy of Sect; Marge Gets a Job; Homer Goes to College
Winner: 
The Team that almost wasn't but then was

Final Standings:

1. The Team that almost wasn't but then was, 47 pts 
2.If the Bible has taught us anything, and it hasn't, it's that Dans should stick to Dan sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such, 46.5 pts 
3. The Head of Kitty Carlislie, 41.5 pts 
3. We just came to see Honk if You're Horny in peace, 41.5 pts 
5. There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, but it wasn't this team's fault, 37.5 pts 
6. [A Drawing of Dignity], 37 pts 
7. To find the Dans, I just have to think like the Dans. I'm a big trivia host wannabe and i make the same stupid jokes every month... Berry Park!, 36 pts  
8. Hold Still While I Gas You, 35 pts 
8. Guy's like me, I'm a guy like me, 35 pts
10. Ew, you like the Dans? You know they don't write their own trivia!, 33.5 pts  
11. GO Banana, 32 pts 
11. A Team that can't believe it but now it's pants are chaffing it, 32 pts 
13. Why Must you Turn my Trivia Into a House of Lies?, 30.5 pts 
14. Allied Biscuit, 29.5 pts 
15. Spock's Hot Dog, 29 pts 
15. Hitler North Dakota, 29 pts 
17. You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel, 28 pts
18. Drummer from Bread, 27.5 pts
19. Lousy Smarch Weather, 27 pts
20. Endut! Hocht Hecht!, 26.5 pts
21. Go Get Em Scouts, 26 pts 
21. Knife Goes in, Guts come out, that's what Berry Park Kitchen Concern is all about, 26 pts
23. Behold! The Simpsons trivia team of the future... today, 23 pts 
23. The team that moved here from Canada and they think we're slow eh?, 23 pts
25. No, Ben!, 22.5 pts 
25. The Whitey Whackers, 22.5 pts
27. Frinkophiles, 20pts
28. From Aaronson to Zycowski, 18.5 pts
29. One UnHappy Pappy, 15 pts
30. Damn Weiner Kids, 14 pts