Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Bart Simpson, Monsters
Episodes: Treehouse of Horror VII, Treehouse of Horror III
Winners: This is Bob Arsenty, the Father of the Big Quitter. Well, I Just Wanted to Tell You, I'm a Big Quitter Too and I Quit! *winks*
1. This is Bob Arsenty, the Father of the Big Quitter. Well, I Just Wanted to Tell You, I'm a Big Quitter Too and I Quit! *winks*, 47 pts
2. Nee-eil. Ars-ent… “Y”?, 46 pts
3. Arsenty, Neil Arsenty, What Kind of Kids Like Neil Arsenty? Fat Kids, Skinny Kids, Kids Who Climb on Rocks: Tough Kids, Silly Kids, Even Kids with Chicken Pox! Like Arsenty, Neil Arsenty, the Guy Kids Love to Like!, 45.5 pts
4. In Answer to Your Question, Yes We Do Have Pizza and Simpsons Trivia in England, But We Call Trivia a “Pub Quiz,” 45 pts
5. You Know, You’re Right. Neil Truly was the Best Simpsons Trivia Host Ever. Now Let Us Never Speak of Him Again, 44.5 pts
6. Cheating at Simpsons Trivia is a Victimless Crime, Like Punching Someone in the Dark, 43.5 pts
7. The Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths and When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You, 42 pts
8. Little Bart, Little Lisa, Little Marge… and the Rest!, 41.5 pts
9. Alright, You Listen Up You Little Freaks! The Fun Stops Here. You're Gonna Shut Your Stinking Traps and Behave, Damn It! This is One Trivia Host You're Not Gonna Screw With: Aaron and Warren!, 39.5 pts
10. We’ve Spent Our Last $10 on this Simpsons Trivia, 39 pts
11. Our Team Likes Simpsons Trivia Cause We Don't Have to Pay the Hosts Squat! Plus, They Can Be Replaced and No One Can Tell the Diddly Difference!, 38.5 pts
12. He Slept, He Stole, He was Rude to the Teams. Still, There Goes the Best Damned Host Simpsons Trivia Ever Had, 38 pts
13. The Most Dim-witted Individuals Who Hold Advanced Degrees in Hyperbolic Topology, 37.5 pts
14. Can I Borrow a Neil-ing, 37 pts
15. Well, Get Me Neil’s Non-Union Mexican Equivalent! Listen, Senor Neilbergo…, 36.5 pts
16. I’ll Make A Wish That Can’t Backfire! I Wish for a Pepperoni Pizza on Thin Crust with Red Pepper and Extra Cheese and— AND… I Don't Want Any Zombie Pepperoni, I Don’t Want to Turn into a Pizza Myself and I Don't Want Any Other Weird Surprises. You GOT IT? Hey! Hmmm, mmmm Not Bad... Nice, Hot Sauce, Crispy Pepperoni, the Crust’s a Little Soggy... THE CRUST'S A LITTLE SOGGY! Oh, Foul Accursed Thing! What Demon from the Depths of Hell Created Thee??, 35.5 pts
16. Go Ahead, Neil. Leave Simpsons Trivia. I’ll Just Take a Lock of Hair to Remember You By. It’s Just You and Me Now, Lock of Hair, 35.5 pts
18. How to Cook for 40 Humans, 35 pts
18. With Neil Out of the Picture, We Will Be Free to Wallow in Our Own Crapulence, 35 pts
20. All Neil and No Neil Makes Neil a Neil Neil, 34.5 pts
20. O-E-O— E-Ohhhhh [Shhh!] (quieter) O-E-O— E-Ohhhhh, 34.5 pts
22. Behold the Ravages of Age!, 33 pts
23. Here Come the Pretzels!, 31.5 pts
24. Neil, If You Don’t Like Trivia, You Don’t Leave. You Just Go In Every Third Monday of the Month and Do It Really Half-Assed. That’s the American Way!, 30.5 pts
25. Can I Have Some Change to Go Get Loaded?, 29.5 pts
26. P is for Psycho, 29 pts
26. Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos, 29 pts
26. WO__D_ F_IR, 29 pts
26. Book ‘Em Lou! One Count of Being a Bear and One Count of Being an Accessory to Being a Bear!, 29 pts
30. Wacky Shack, 28 pts
31. Three Misfortunes? That’s Possible. Seven Misfortunes? There’s an Outside Chance. But Nine Misfortunes? I’d Like to See That!, 25.5 pts
32. Gay for Moleman, 24.5 pts
32. The Arsentiest Bunch of Arsentys that Ever Arsentied, 24.5 pts
34. I Fell Off the Jungle Gym and When I Woke Up I Was in Here, 20.5 pts
35. Kodos/Dole ’16, 19.5 pts
35. Toss Neil in the Hole, Boys! There Goes a Real Sack of Crap, 19.5 pts
37. Rowdy Roddy Peepers, 17 pts
38. Mary Anne’s Hammocks, 15.5 pts
39. Stewie Griffin, 14.5 pts
40. The Dead Have Risen and are Voting Republican, 12.5 pts
41. The Sizzlin’ Syzlaks, 11.5 pts
42. Yellow Trash, 9.5 pts
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