Friday, June 16, 2017

June 13, 2017 - St. Catharines


Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Bart Gets Famous, Deep Space Homer, Homer and Apu
Round Theme:  Medicine
Winner: I'm Sherry Bobbins Y'all
Winner Best Team Name:  This Trivia Team Has Had Just About Enough Of Your Vassar Bashing, Gerry!

1. I'm Sherry Bobbins Y'all                                                 48.5
2. Gamblor                                                                       47
3. The I Didn't Do It Dancers                                              45.5
4. This Trivia Team Has Had Just About Enough Of Your
Vassar Bashing, Gerry!                                                     41
5. The Beer Barons                                                           35.5
6. Horray For Everything                                                    35.5
7. Can't Someone Else Do It                                              34.5
8. Chef Lonelyheart's Soup For One                                    34
9. If A Cow Ever Got The Chance, He'd Eat You And 
Everyone You Care About                                                  33.5
10. We Shouldn't Have Stopped To Get That Haircut            32
11. Thrillhouse                                                                  32
12. A Philanthropist, A Humanitarian, A Man Of Peace.  
These Are Just A Few Of The Men Who Have Come To
Spit On Montgomery Burns Grave                                      26

June 6, 2013 - Hamilton


Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Simpson Tide, The Trouble With Trillions
Round Theme:  Who Said It
Winner: Mr. Hall, We Really Need Our Drumsticks
Winner Best Team Name:  *drawing of dignity* C'mon Luanne, You Know What This Is...

1. Mr. Hall, We Really Need Our Drumsticks              45.5   
2. The Team That Hit The Bottle Pretty Hard And
Lost Their Jobs                                                   45
3. 200 Channels and Nothing But Cats                  45
4. The 4 Elephants of The Apocolypse                      42
5. Flancrest Enterprises                                       41
6. The Team Who Clearly Had No Help From
Their Parents                                                      40
7. Your Lifelong Dream Was To Win Best 
Simpsons Team Name, And You Did It 4 Months
Ago                                                                   38.5
8. Professor Gas Can And Former President Ike
Eisenhower                                                        35.5
9. Hollywood Upstairs Medical College                 31                           
10. C'mon Luanne, You Know What This Is           30
11. The Team That Can Tell The Difference 
Between Butter And I Can't Believe It's Not Butter  28.5
12. Starland Vocal Band                                       27.5
13. Our Team No Function Beer Well Without         27.5
14. WORST. TEAM. EVER.                                 20
15. The Party Posse                                            19.5
16. Marge And In Charge                                      19.5
17. Elenor Abernathy M.D., J.D.                            17

Thursday, June 15, 2017

June 13th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Superintendent Chalmers, Bars and Lounges and Drinks
Episodes : Mr. Plow(RIP Adam West), Bart of Darkness, Summer of 4'2"
Winners : You Gotta Help Us Think of a Team Name, We've Tried Nothin and We're All Out of Ideas

No winners for the Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming.....maybe Matt will pick 2 next month or award retroactively?....who knows?


1. You Gotta Help Us Think of a Team Name, We've Tried Nothin and We're All Out of Ideas - 47 pts
2. Sex Cauldron - 44.5 pts
3. Maybe it's the beer talking, Chris, but you've got a butt that won't quit... they've got this big trivia night $%$^%&^& $5 get outta here....- 43.5 pts
4. Now we know we haven't been the best trivia team. In fact when you're there blah blah blah-ing, we're usually doodling or mentally undressing The Nelsons. Well anywho, can we have $40,000 - 41.5 pts
5. Hooray for Everything! - 41 pts
6. Team Discovery Channel - 39 pts
7. Trivia Has Ravaged This Team's Once Youthful Looks - 38.5 pts
7. What? Simpsons Trivia? Wrong again, Gay Guide to Toronto - 38.5 pts
9. It's Dignity! Dontcha know dignity?! - 38 pts
9. Mr Kookalamanza and some real ugly kids - 38 pts
11. Who Needs Matt Smith When We Got Feathers? - 37.5pts
12. My team's a box! Damn you, a box! - 36.5pts
13. Alex, Dani + Patrick's Amazing Redenbacher Dreamcoat with an act they call "Kernel Knowledge" - 36 pts
14. Step Pause Turn Pause Pivot Step Step - 35 pts
15. This trivia team doesn't need molded plastic to improve THEIR physique - 34.5 pts
16. Gudger College - 34 pts
17. In this team we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!! - 33.5 pts
18. Iron Helps Us Play - 33 pts
19. The Violence Gang - 31.5 pts
20. Mein Trivia team has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z, Mein trivia team has a second name it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N - 31 pts
21. Listen Simpsons Trivia Teams, What You Don't Know Could Fill a Warehouse - 29.5 pts
21. The Lovematic Grandpas - 29.5 pts
23. Boo-urns - 29 pts
23. Queens of Summertime - 29 pts
25. Which one of you is the mailman? - 26 pts
26. Powersauce - 25 pts
27. Guy Incognito - 24.5 pts
28. "Can we have a trivia team, dad?!" "Can we have a trivia team, dad?!" "Can we have a trivia team, dad?!" - 24 pts
28. Flandchrest Enterprises - 24 pts
28. Fur where there was no fur before - 24 pts
31. The Whitey Whackers - 23 pts
32. The strong must protect the sweet. the sweeeeeeet.... zzzz - 22.5 pts
33. Geriatric Profanity Disorder (or GPD) - 21.5 pts
33. Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge - 21.5 pts
35. *Whitey-Whackers* - 20.5 pts
36. The Gruesome Twosome, tis a fine team but sure it is no winner, English - 19.5 pts
37. Go Banana! - 18.5 pts
38. Ask the Scienticians - 18 pts
39. Neglectarinos - 10 pts
40. Krusty Komedy Klassic - 8.5 pts
40. That's a paddlin' - 8.5 pts

Sunday, June 11, 2017

June 10, 2017 - CALGARY



Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: Brother from the Same Planet, I Love Lisa, Duffless
Categories: Nelson Muntz, TV & Movies
Winner: A trivia team that’s a realistic, down-to-earth crew, that’s completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots! Also, you win things by playing.

1. A trivia team that’s a realistic, down-to-earth crew, that’s completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots! Also, you win things by playing., 46
2. You know people think there are only two trivia hosts… but they’re wrong., 42.5
3. We’ll go 500 hectares on a single keg of Sprinklebräu. Just ask us some trivia questions and you’ll agree: “Zagreb ebnom zlotdik diev!”, 41.5
4. The only thing worse than being at Simpsons trivia is if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes. Wait a minute… Statue of Liberty… that was our planet. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!, 40
5. The 1995 Springfield Regional Tethered Swimming Champions, 39.5
6. Damn Hell Ass Kings, 39
6. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was the immigants., 39
6. Hell's Satans, 39
9. Window to Weight Gain, 36.5
10. 4 Guys from Kabul, 35
11. Ezra said something interesting last night at the bar. Apparently he doesn’t really like trivia and the whole thing is a sham to help his career. Well enough talk, let’s snuggle., 34.5
12. Our team name is Agnes, and you know it’s Agnes! It means lamb, lamb of god!, 33
13. A team name that’s witty at first, but that seems less funny each time you hear it., 32
13. Don’t hassle this team… they have eerie powers., 32
13. The Movementarians, 32
16. Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I’ll have a Duff, you have one too., 28.5
17. The Batusis, 25.5
18. Pinpals, 25

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

May 19th, 2017 - Kitchener-Waterloo



Location : The Jazz Room
Categories : Ned Flanders, Courts and the Law
Episodes : King of the Hill, The Springfield Files, Homer the Great
Winners : Guess Who Likes You
Best Team Name : Topless Dancers, Bottomless Coffee

1. Guess Who Likes You - 47.25 pts
2. Fishnet Speedo Juniors - 45 pts
3. We highly endorse <this event or product> - 44.5 pts
4. Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life - 44.25 pts
5. Occupatin: Butt Doctor - 44 pts
6. Banana - 43 pts
7. Rowdy Roddy Peepers - 42 pts
8. Hugh Jass - 41 pts
9. Topless Dancers, Bottomless Coffee - 40.25 pts
10. Adequate, Forgettable, Occassionally Regrettable Caretaker Presidets of the USA - 38 pts
11. I Call the Big One Bitey - 36 pts
12. Like, you know, whatever - 35 pts
13. Godspeed, Little Doodle - 31.5 pts
13. Stupid Flanders - 31.5 pts
15. Miss Montana - 28 pts
16. Flancrest Enterprises - 20 pts
17. The Pin Pals - 16.5 pts
18. You Sunk my Battleship - 11.5 pts
19. The Movementarians - The Leader pts

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

May 22, 2017 - Detroit



Location: Tipsy McStaggers
Episodes: Lisa's Pony, Homer's Enemy, Summer of 4 Ft. 2
Categories: Barney, The Simpsons House
Winner: Flancrest Enterprises

1. Flancrest Enterprises, 46
2. Funny Dog to Make Life Worthwhile, 37
3. Electrified Fooling Machine, 35
4. Pi is Exactly Three, 32
5. Gudger College Dropouts, 31 (tie)
5. Team Neighbor-ino, 31 (tie)
7. Vincent Price's Egg Magic, 30.5
8. Chalmskinn, 28 (tie)
8. Bake 'Em Away, Toys, 28 (tie)
10. The B Sharps, 25.5
11. Springfield Fever, 3


Sunday, May 21, 2017

May 20, 2017 - CALGARY



Location: Dickens Pub
Episodes: The Boy Who Knew Too Much, Lady Bouvier's Lover, Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Categories: Waylon Smithers, Shelbyville
Winner: The Little Guys Who Haven't Done Anything Yet

1. The Little Guys Who Haven't Done Anything Yet, 48
2. Be Like the Boy, 45
3. A Nice Cool Glass of Turnip Juice, 42.5
3. Albuquerque Isotopes, 42.5
3. Simpsons Trivia is a lot like a beer. It looks good. It tastes good, and you’d step over your own mother just to be there., 42.5
3. We set out to answer the question: Is our team dumber than a hamster?, 42.5
7. Trivia teams have a lot of money these days, so after hosting them, you might consider robbing them., 42
8. The Barbeque-wrecking Know-nothing Know-it-alls, 41
9. Hark to the tale of Ezra and the team he loved so dear, they remained the best of friends for years and years and years!, 40
9. L.T. Smash and The Superliminals, 40
11. Now, I know we haven’t been the best trivia team. In fact, when you’re up there yak-yak-yaking, we’re usually either sleeping or mentally undressing the female trivia players. Anyway, can we have the bag of candy?, 39.5
11. Oh-o say can you see! Duh duh da da da dee light, whats so proudly we say da da da da da streaming. I shouldn’t have turn down those cue cards., 39.5
13. You’ll see all your favourite trivia team stars like Araiga! Ariaga Two! Badiaga! Aruglia! and Pizzoza!, 38
14. Los Meltdowns, 36
15. It was the best of teams, it was the blurst of teams., 35.5
16. Don Mattingly’s Shaved Sideburns, 35
16. I was going to win best name, but Adam screwed me. I got him back though, him and that little boy of his., 35
18. Oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so called Dickens Pub, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about “what’s to be done with this trivia team?”, 31
19. Shitty Simpsons name - that's a paddling., 30
20. Don't thank us, thank the knife!, 29.5
21. The Pimps and the C.H.U.D.s, 28
22. Flancrest Enterprises, 27.5
23. Mur-diddly-er-dlers, 25.5
24. Stupid sexy Flanders, 22

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

May 15th, 2017 - Chicago




Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Krusty the Clown, Mothers
Episodes: The Springfield Files, Marge on the Lam (From a 1993 VHS!), Mother Simpson
Winner: Aaron! Warren! Put down those entertaining Mattel products!
Best Team Name: This team's got a hot date tonight. BUZZ. A date. BUZZ. Dinner with friends. BUZZ. Dinner alone. BUZZ. Watching TV alone. BUZZ. Alright. We're going to Pizzeria Serio to play general knowledge trivia. BUZZ. Simpsons trivia. DING. And we're gonna win! BUZZ

1. Aaron! Warren! Put down those entertaining Mattel products! (48 points)
2. The Snack-Related Mishaps (45.5 points)
3. Nonsense, trivia hosts are idiots. Think about it. If I come into Pizzeria Serio and started sniffing at     your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say? (42 points)
4. C'mon team, let's go to Simpsons trivia. But we're at Simpsons trivia. That was fast. (41.5 points)
5. 10 Foot Clown Pole (41 points)
5. Walla Walla! Keokuk! Cucamonga! Chicago! (41 points)
7. This team isn't Wavy Gravy at all. All this time we've just been brown and water (40.5 points)
7. Let's see… Tide…Cheer…Bold…Biz…Fab…All…Gain…Wisk…I believe today we will try…         trivia (40.5 points)
9. Okay, come on Simpsons trivia. Do You Feel? (39.5 points)
10. If things turn ugly  at trivia, we always have our mace (36.5 points)
11. Don't You Hate Pants? (34 points)
11. How many long team names do you shemales need? (34 points)
13. This team's got a hot date tonight. BUZZ. A date. BUZZ. Dinner with friends. BUZZ. Dinner             alone. BUZZ. Watching TV alone. BUZZ. Alright. We're going to Pizzeria Serio to play general         knowledge trivia. BUZZ. Simpsons trivia. DING. And we're gonna win! BUZZ (32 points)
14. Y6le (30.5 points)
15. The Starting Lineup for the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers (26.5 points)
15. I am the Lizard Queen! (26.5 points)
17. An unmistakable cone of ignorance (25 points)
18. Treason Season Started Early This Year (24.5 points)
19. Flaaaming Homosexuals (23.5 points)
20. Thrillhos and Gays for Moleman (22 points)
21. Le Grille? What the hell is that? (10 points)

Saturday, May 13, 2017

May 9th, 2017 - Toronto


Location : Cadillac Lounge
Categories : Chief Wiggum, Movies
Episodes : Homer Alone, The Principal and the Pauper, Mother Simpson
Winners : This Simpsons Trivia Everyone's Abuzz About One Thing: The Absence of Mark Rotkin. Oh Wait, There He Is.
The Matt Smith Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Team Naming Excellence : These Are Our Only Friends: Grown-Up Nerds Like The Nelsons and Team Discovery Channel. And Even They've Kissed More Boys Than We Ever Will

1. This Simpsons Trivia Everyone's Abuzz About One Thing: The Absence of Mark Rotkin. Oh Wait, There He Is. - 41.5 pts
2. 'Tis a Fine Team, But 'Tis No Pool, English - 40.5 pts
3. If Anyone Asks, Carmen Requires 24 Hour Nursing Care, Daniel is a Clergyman, Donny is 7 People, and Geoff was Wounded in Vietnam - 40 pts
4. These Are Our Only Friends: Grown-Up Nerds Like The Nelsons and Team Discovery Channel. And Even They've Kissed More Boys Than We Ever Will - 38.5 pts
5. Sex Cauldron - 37.5 pts
6. A Nelson feat. The Doodletown Pipers - 37 pts
7. This Enormous Team Will Devour Us All! - 36.5 pts
8. Bite Back with Kent Brockman and His Channel 6 Trivia Watchdogs (RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF) - 36 pts
9. Hey, Chris? I Gotta Say Something To You. Your Trivia Nights Touch Me in a Way I've Never Felt Before. And Which Way to the Can? - 34.5 pts
10. The Team That Spews Truth From Every Orifice - 34 pts
11. Ayatollah Razmara and His Cadre of Fanatics - 32.5 pts
11. Trivia is One Crushing Defeat After Another Until You Just Wish Flanders Was Dead - 32,5 pts
13. Archie Bell and Also The Drells - 32 pts
14. Never Fit on a Marquee, Love. From Now On Your Name is Team DeBeauMarche! - 31.5 pts
15. Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages - 30 pts
15. Parliament But Not Funkadelic - 30 pts
15. The Second Best Trivia Team in America: Garfunkel, Messina, Oates and Lisa - 30 pts
18. Gudger College - 29 pts
19. I'll Die Before I Surrender, Team - 26 pts
19. The Erotic Awakening of S - 26 pts
21. Last Month's Trivia Was a Bloody Outrage! We're Going to Report This to Our Member of Parliament. Hey! Matt Smith! We Got Something to Report to You! - 24.5 pts
22. Semper Fudge - 23 pts
23. The Investorettes - 21 pts
24. Team Dignity - 18 pts
25. Kid Moe, Formerly Known as Kid Gruesome, Formerly Known as Kid Presentable, Originally Known as Kid Gorgeous - 17.5 pts
26. Skikaka the White Bart - 14.5 pts
26. You're Gimbles! - 14.5 pts
28. Boourns - 9.5 pts
29. White Noble Iceman Lightning - 3.5 pts
30. Lord Palmerston - 1.5 pts

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

May 9, 2017 - ST. CATHARINES




Location: Honest Lawyer - St. Catharines
Episodes: Technical Difficulties
Round Theme:  Harry Shearer Characters
Winner: What's The Point In Going Home? We're Just Going To End Up Back Here Next Month Anyway


1. What's The Point In Going Home? We're Just Going To 
End Up Back Here Next Month Anyway.                              46
2. A Trivia Team That's Beter Than Dirt.  Well, Most Kinds 
Of Dirt.  Not That Fancy Store Bought Dirt.  That Stuff's 
Loaded With Nutrients. We Can't Compete With That Stuff.  42.5
3. Pecan Sandies Featuring Kid Moe                                  36
4. The Suckiest Bunch Of Sucks That Ever Sucked.  AKA
The Damn Weiner Kids                                                      32.5
5. Steamed Hams                                                             28.5
6. This Trivia Night Is Not What I Do, Okay?  I Play 
Keyboards                                                                        27.5
7. The Wallet Inspectors                                                    26
8. Kiss My Ass-phalt                                                         25
8. Uterwurst                                                                      25
10. The BBQ Wrecking Know-It-Alls                                    24
10. Think Unsexy Thoughts                                                24
12. Lenny And The Jets                                                     22
12. Trust Me Bart.  It's Better To Walk In On Both Of Your 
Parents Than Just One Of Them                                        22
12. Don't Ask Me, I'm Just A Girl                                        22
15. Abercrombie And The Other Guy                                  19
16. The Hammock District                                                 16
17. Will n' Dave                                                                13

May 2, 2017 - HAMILTON



Location:  Honest Lawyer, Hamilton
Episodes: Girly Edition, Lost Our Lisa, Natural Born Kissers
Round Theme:  Who Said It
Winner: Eats More Like A Duck
Winner Best Team Name:  The Team Whose Name Is Funny The First Time You Hear It, But Gets Slightly Less Funny Each Time Gerry Reads Our Score Out Loud.

1. Eats More Like A Duck                                                  47   
2. The President's Neck Is Missing!                      46.5
3. We Think We Hate Gerry Hall...No Wait, We 
Find Him Informative And Witty                            41.5
4. The Team Whose Name Is Funny The First 
Time You Hear It, But Gets Slightly Less Funny 
Each Time Gerry Reads Our Score Out Loud                41
5. It's Not Natatalie's Birthday?                             40.5
6. The I Didn't Do It Dancers                                 37.5
7. The Boogeyman or Boogeymen In the House     35
8. The Southern Dandies                                      34.5
9. My Birthday Is The Same Day As The Dogs      31                           
10. The Senile Buck Toothed Old Mummies With
Bony Girl Arms That Smell Like An Elephant's Butt 29
11. The Whitey Whackers                                     28.5
12. Come Back Zinc.  Come Baaaaaack!               24
13. Trash Of The Titans                                        21
14. Bonerland Medical Association                        12.5
15. D'oh...nuts                                                     11.5
16. Million Dollar Birthday Fries                             11.5

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

April 17th - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Patty and Selma, Baseball
Episodes: 22 Short Films About Springfield, Lady Bouvier's Lover, Homer at the Bat
Winners: Uh, Aaron and Warren, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things? Th-the things?
Best Team Name: This One's for you Aaron and Warren, special delivery from Uncle Will and all the rest in D Company. Yeah, Ryan, June, Chi-town Chris and Eddie. Yeah even Eddie. He ain't so stuck up once you get to…

1. Uh, Aaron and Warren, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things? Th-the things? (46 points)
2. Does Whiskey Count as a Team Name? (43 points)
3. Don't worry guys, this'll be  fun. Chicago's trivia is second only to Calgary, Toronto, Ottawa, Hamilton - well all of Canada. But you can thank your lucky stars we're not in Brooklyn!
(38.5 points)
4. Theme From a Pizza Place, From a Pizza Place, The Theme From a Pizza Place, It's the Theme… (37 points)
5. We changed our name to Homer Jr. The kids can call us HoJu. (36.5 points)
6. Christ Punchers (36 points)
7. This One's for you Aaron and Warren, special delivery from Uncle Will and all the rest in D Company. Yeah, Ryan, June, Chi-town Chris and Eddie. Yeah even Eddie. He ain't so stuck up once you get to… (35.5 points)
8. Trivia? Isn't This The Line for Metallica? (34 points)
9. Unnecessery Surgery Land (31.5 points)
10. The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner, The Bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher, The competent drumming of Don Brewer. (30.5 points)
T-11. Class 3 Kill Storm (29.5 points)
T-11. My Team's Breath Smells Like Catfood (29.5 points)
13. Little Billy and the McGarnacles (26.5 points)
14. Team Smrt (22 points)
15. I see you've played knifey-spooney before (21 points)
16. Mattina (8 points)