June 19, 2017 - Chicago

Location: Pizzeria Serio
Categories: Apu, Fatherhood
Episodes: Lemon of Troy, Saturdays of Thunder, Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
Winner: The Erotic Awakening of This Team 
Best Team Name: Could You Explain Your Team Name, Young Man? "Well, Basically I Just Copied An Old         Name From Blogspot. Then I Added a Pizzeria Serio Reference To Make It Sound Original.                                          And This Racing Stripe Here I Feel Is Pretty Sharp

1. The Erotic Awakening of This Team (49.5 points)
2. I Don't Care What Excuse You've Got. Nothing's Going to Stop Me in the Middle of Reading This Team Name.        You're Going to … Lemon Tree?! (45 points)
3. Team Discovery Channel (42.5 points)
4. Lepers in the Backfield (42 points)
4. Are You Saying Woo Hoo Classic Simpsons Trivia or Woo-Urns? (42 points)
6. No One Is Assured a Spot To Host  Trivia! I Don't Care If Your Name is Warren or Aaron or (Quick, What's One      of the Bad Host's Names?) or Neil Arsenty! (41 points)
7. "A Drawing of Dignity" (40.5 points)
7. Ayn Rand's School For Tots (40.5 points)
9. Why Does Our Team Name Have To Be Zany? (40 points)
9. Brown. Did You Hear That Simpsons Trivia People? Brown! (40 points)
11. I Moved Here From Wrigleyville and They Think I'm Slow, Eh? (38.5 points)
12. "Chicago, Your Trivia Hosts Are No More… Than a Pair of Ill-Bred Troublemakers." "Warren too?" "Especially       Warren. But Especially Aaron!" (36.5 points)
13. The Finger Thing Means The Taxes! (36 points)
13. United Steelworkers of America Parade (36 points)
15. Could You Explain Your Team Name, Young Man? "Well, Basically I Just Copied An Old Name From                         Blogspot. Then I Added a Pizzeria Serio Reference To Make It Sound Original. And This Racing Stripe Here I         Feel Is Pretty Sharp (35 points)
16. Before We Joined Simpsons Trivia We Didn't Even Know What A Nuclear Panner Plant Was! (34.5 points)
17. I Didn't Think He Was Going To Ask Any Questions About "Moon River" But Bam! Second Round! (34 points)
18. The I Didn't Do It Dancers (32.5 points)
18. Poor Predictable Trivia Team. Always Picks Rock. (32.5 points)
20. That Was Some Good Corn (32 points)
21. I've Got To Stop Fantasizing About Trivia Hosts (31 points)
21. A Rare Photo of Sean Connery Signed By Roger Moore (31 points)
23. The Dialing Wands (29.5 points)
23. AFL/CIO Chairman George Meaney (29.5 points)
25. And Here Comes the Pretzels! (29 points)
25. Two Naked Eight Year Olds Who Are Married (29 points)
27. Tis No Trivia Team. Tis a Remorseless Eating Machine! (28.5 points)
28. Older, Balder, Fatter Sons (28 points)
29. Stacycon '94 (27.5 points)
29. The Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked (27.5 points)
31. Note:By Reading This Team Name Out Loud You Have Declared Us Winners Into Perpetuity Throughout the         Universe (26.5 points)
32. Good Team Names Don't End in "Eum." They End in "-Teria" and "-Mania" (25 points)
33. Groin Grabbingly Good Team (23.5 points)
34. Oh No, The Corn! Warren and Aaron Are Going To Have My Legs Broke! (23 points)
35. Milpool (22.5 points)
36. Contingency Fee? No, Money Down! (20.5 points)
37. My Eyes! The Beer Goggles Do Nothing! (12.5 points)
38. Stupid, Sexy Flanders (8 points)